masterrig 1 #51 January 26, 2006 QuoteQuote Makes you wonder, how some donut shops make donuts!? Chuck I always wondered about those leaky donuts! _________________________________________ You mean... the 'filled' ones? Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
caress 0 #52 January 27, 2006 QuoteYou mean... the 'filled' ones? ROFLMAO!-Caress I've learned.... That being kind is more important than being right. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites SkydiveStMarys 0 #53 January 27, 2006 You eat pickles..not sure if frying them turns them into something else other then a vegatable though. Agh...gross. BobbiA miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites caress 0 #54 January 27, 2006 Sorry Funks I am still trying to catch my breath from reading this thread... I think Shannon is right the dough would feel pretty good and if you have a bread machine you can have a fresh roll in the warm dough ready every 2 hours and 40 minutes. Have you tried filling the turkey baster yet? or filling the frosting holder? Perhaps you can start a whole new culinary art by cooking with left over jerk-off material. make some money and get you a good man- whore I've learned.... That being kind is more important than being right. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Broke 0 #55 January 27, 2006 QuoteSorry Funks I am still trying to catch my breath from reading this thread... I think Shannon is right the dough would feel pretty good and if you have a bread machine you can have a fresh roll in the warm dough ready every 2 hours and 40 minutes. Have you tried filling the turkey baster yet? or filling the frosting holder? Perhaps you can start a whole new culinary art by cooking with left over jerk-off material. make some money and get you a good man- whore DEAR GOD! Thank you I think I will vomit nowDivot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites lisamariewillbe 1 #56 January 27, 2006 OHHH Yes I forgot Fried pickles dipped in ranch, sooooo yummy.... great now I have a cravingSudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites livendive 8 #57 January 27, 2006 Quote When I was a kid I worked at Shakeys Pizza. There were these huge boxes of lard in the back. You know the kind that have a thin plastic film on the inside? Well anyway, one day I noticed a golf ball sized hole in one of the boxes. I didn't think much about it but then they started showing up more and more. I finally asked the bus-boys and they explained to me what they used them for. Luckily I never ate there. When I was a kid, I worked at a Pizza Hut delivery. We didn't actually close till 2:00 AM, but anyone who ordered a pizza after 12:30 or so was going to get some sort of surprise because by then we'd have everything cleaned, sanitized, and put away. Well, one of the driver's had his girlfriend dump him for another guy. A couple weeks later, a guy called and ordered a pizza at like 1:40 AM, and wanted it delivered to that driver's ex's house. The pizza was made, the guy who'd gotten ditched took it in the bathroom and jerked off on it, then into the oven it went and another driver delivered it. I'm not sure about this part, but for some reason I think the guy called his ex's house later that night or the next day and told what they'd just eaten. In any case, I do NOT order pizza anywhere near closing time. Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites masterrig 1 #58 January 27, 2006 QuoteQuoteYou mean... the 'filled' ones? ROFLMAO!-Caress _________________________________________ I 'used to' like E-clares! That's just about right. You get to liking something and sure enough... somebody's gonna come along and fuck it up! Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites caress 0 #59 January 27, 2006 Home made is better anyway that way you know whats in them! and The lady of the house can still drink your cum!( atleast you know where it really went)-Caress I've learned.... That being kind is more important than being right. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Broke 0 #60 January 27, 2006 Quote I 'used to' like E-clares! That's just about right. You get to liking something and sure enough... somebody's gonna come along and fuck it up! Chuck You ever see Van Wilder? "Mmmm it is so warm and gooie"Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites masterrig 1 #61 January 27, 2006 QuoteHome made is better anyway that way you know whats in them! and The lady of the house can still drink your cum!( atleast you know where it really went)-Caress _____________________________________ There's an idea! Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites masterrig 1 #62 January 27, 2006 QuoteQuote I 'used to' like E-clares! That's just about right. You get to liking something and sure enough... somebody's gonna come along and fuck it up! Chuck You ever see Van Wilder? "Mmmm it is so warm and gooie" _______________________________________ No, I haven't but, after this thread I'll have to rent it! Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites hexadecimal 0 #63 January 27, 2006 Making love to that thing in the drain that makes noise when you flip a switch is something I'd definitely suggest trying. There's nothing quite like it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites masterrig 1 #64 January 27, 2006 QuoteMaking love to that thing in the drain that makes noise when you flip a switch is something I'd definitely suggest trying. There's nothing quite like it. ___________________________________ You, first! Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 3 Next Page 3 of 3 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0 Go To Topic Listing
SkydiveStMarys 0 #53 January 27, 2006 You eat pickles..not sure if frying them turns them into something else other then a vegatable though. Agh...gross. BobbiA miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
caress 0 #54 January 27, 2006 Sorry Funks I am still trying to catch my breath from reading this thread... I think Shannon is right the dough would feel pretty good and if you have a bread machine you can have a fresh roll in the warm dough ready every 2 hours and 40 minutes. Have you tried filling the turkey baster yet? or filling the frosting holder? Perhaps you can start a whole new culinary art by cooking with left over jerk-off material. make some money and get you a good man- whore I've learned.... That being kind is more important than being right. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #55 January 27, 2006 QuoteSorry Funks I am still trying to catch my breath from reading this thread... I think Shannon is right the dough would feel pretty good and if you have a bread machine you can have a fresh roll in the warm dough ready every 2 hours and 40 minutes. Have you tried filling the turkey baster yet? or filling the frosting holder? Perhaps you can start a whole new culinary art by cooking with left over jerk-off material. make some money and get you a good man- whore DEAR GOD! Thank you I think I will vomit nowDivot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #56 January 27, 2006 OHHH Yes I forgot Fried pickles dipped in ranch, sooooo yummy.... great now I have a cravingSudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #57 January 27, 2006 Quote When I was a kid I worked at Shakeys Pizza. There were these huge boxes of lard in the back. You know the kind that have a thin plastic film on the inside? Well anyway, one day I noticed a golf ball sized hole in one of the boxes. I didn't think much about it but then they started showing up more and more. I finally asked the bus-boys and they explained to me what they used them for. Luckily I never ate there. When I was a kid, I worked at a Pizza Hut delivery. We didn't actually close till 2:00 AM, but anyone who ordered a pizza after 12:30 or so was going to get some sort of surprise because by then we'd have everything cleaned, sanitized, and put away. Well, one of the driver's had his girlfriend dump him for another guy. A couple weeks later, a guy called and ordered a pizza at like 1:40 AM, and wanted it delivered to that driver's ex's house. The pizza was made, the guy who'd gotten ditched took it in the bathroom and jerked off on it, then into the oven it went and another driver delivered it. I'm not sure about this part, but for some reason I think the guy called his ex's house later that night or the next day and told what they'd just eaten. In any case, I do NOT order pizza anywhere near closing time. Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #58 January 27, 2006 QuoteQuoteYou mean... the 'filled' ones? ROFLMAO!-Caress _________________________________________ I 'used to' like E-clares! That's just about right. You get to liking something and sure enough... somebody's gonna come along and fuck it up! Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites caress 0 #59 January 27, 2006 Home made is better anyway that way you know whats in them! and The lady of the house can still drink your cum!( atleast you know where it really went)-Caress I've learned.... That being kind is more important than being right. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Broke 0 #60 January 27, 2006 Quote I 'used to' like E-clares! That's just about right. You get to liking something and sure enough... somebody's gonna come along and fuck it up! Chuck You ever see Van Wilder? "Mmmm it is so warm and gooie"Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites masterrig 1 #61 January 27, 2006 QuoteHome made is better anyway that way you know whats in them! and The lady of the house can still drink your cum!( atleast you know where it really went)-Caress _____________________________________ There's an idea! Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites masterrig 1 #62 January 27, 2006 QuoteQuote I 'used to' like E-clares! That's just about right. You get to liking something and sure enough... somebody's gonna come along and fuck it up! Chuck You ever see Van Wilder? "Mmmm it is so warm and gooie" _______________________________________ No, I haven't but, after this thread I'll have to rent it! Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites hexadecimal 0 #63 January 27, 2006 Making love to that thing in the drain that makes noise when you flip a switch is something I'd definitely suggest trying. There's nothing quite like it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites masterrig 1 #64 January 27, 2006 QuoteMaking love to that thing in the drain that makes noise when you flip a switch is something I'd definitely suggest trying. There's nothing quite like it. ___________________________________ You, first! Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 3 Next Page 3 of 3 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
caress 0 #59 January 27, 2006 Home made is better anyway that way you know whats in them! and The lady of the house can still drink your cum!( atleast you know where it really went)-Caress I've learned.... That being kind is more important than being right. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #60 January 27, 2006 Quote I 'used to' like E-clares! That's just about right. You get to liking something and sure enough... somebody's gonna come along and fuck it up! Chuck You ever see Van Wilder? "Mmmm it is so warm and gooie"Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #61 January 27, 2006 QuoteHome made is better anyway that way you know whats in them! and The lady of the house can still drink your cum!( atleast you know where it really went)-Caress _____________________________________ There's an idea! Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #62 January 27, 2006 QuoteQuote I 'used to' like E-clares! That's just about right. You get to liking something and sure enough... somebody's gonna come along and fuck it up! Chuck You ever see Van Wilder? "Mmmm it is so warm and gooie" _______________________________________ No, I haven't but, after this thread I'll have to rent it! Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hexadecimal 0 #63 January 27, 2006 Making love to that thing in the drain that makes noise when you flip a switch is something I'd definitely suggest trying. There's nothing quite like it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #64 January 27, 2006 QuoteMaking love to that thing in the drain that makes noise when you flip a switch is something I'd definitely suggest trying. There's nothing quite like it. ___________________________________ You, first! Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
