davidlayne 5 #1 January 27, 2006 The first is Smurf Sex. This occurs during the honeymoon period: you keep doing it until you're blue in the face. The second is Kitchen Sex. This is at the beginning of the marriage: you'll have sex anywhere, anytime, on the kitchen table, etc. The third kind is bedroom sex. You've calmed down a bit, perhaps have kids, so you gotta do it in the bedroom. The fourth kind is Hallway Sex. This is the phase in which you pass each other in the hallway and say, "Screw You!" This is called oral sex by some. There is a fifth kind of sex Courtroom Sex. This happens when you get divorced and your spouse screws you in front of everyone in the courtroom. The sixth kind of sex is Social Security Sex. That's when you get a little once a month, but it's not enough to live on.I don't care how many skydives you've got, until you stepped into complete darkness at 800' wearing 95 lbs of equipment and 42 lbs of parachute, son you are still a leg! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
