Workload and Efficiency

[Rebecca 0]

Per the boss's request, our team has to detail our weekly workloads for an efficiency check.
I'm working on mine now.

Go ahead and start laughing.


Luckily, the power is bullshit is strong with me.

you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?

[masterrig 1]

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Per the boss's request, our team has to detail our weekly workloads for an efficiency check.
I'm working on mine now.

Go ahead and start laughing.


Luckily, the power is bullshit is strong with me.

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You can bull-shit some of the people some of the time but, you can't bull-shit an old bull-shitter!
I'll bet, it will work.
Just joking. Make yourself to be a good worker with the company in mind. Faithful and eager to learn.


Chuck

[simplyputsi 0]

tell them this.

Generally I show up about 15 minutes late. I use the side door so that you don't see me come in. Then I generally space out for about the first hour or so. I look like i'm working though. I'd say that in any given day I only do about 15 minutes of real work.

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[Rebecca 0]

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tell them this.

Generally I show up about 15 minutes late. I use the side door so that you don't see me come in. Then I generally space out for about the first hour or so. I look like i'm working though. I'd say that in any given day I only do about 15 minutes of real work.

I was thinking about that very scene this morning!!

you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?

[LuvToFly 0]

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Per the boss's request, our team has to detail our weekly workloads for an efficiency check.
I'm working on mine now.

Sounds like a classic pre-cursor to employee downsizing. It would be good to have a pretty full plate to report.

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of mankind's ancient dreams of a magic carpet" - Igor Sikorsky

[Rebecca 0]

Oh, it's full. I whipped up a spiffy little spreadsheet detailing my time spent on an hourly basis per month. It's impressive.

you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?

[ChasingBlueSky 0]

fyi - this worked for me: working shorter than longer = more productive day. We tend to work better with a deadline. Therefore, think the end of the day is 4:30p and everything needs to be done by then. Schedule short 5 minute breaks about every 90 min, take a 30 min lunch. It's incredible just how much more you get done.

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[Rebecca 0]

Wow. I could get some MAJOR postwhoring done if I had a system like that!



This was a 'how you spend your time' exercise, not an actual 'increase your productivity' deal. I'm sure that will soon follow, however, so thank you for you suggestion!

you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?

[BillyVance 35]

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tell them this.

Generally I show up about 15 minutes late. I use the side door so that you don't see me come in. Then I generally space out for about the first hour or so. I look like i'm working though. I'd say that in any given day I only do about 15 minutes of real work.

That was pretty much my routine at my last job. Always came in through the door at the opposite end of the building from my supervisor's office. Only once in a while the fucker would stand by that door and watch the employees come in.

"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban