marcandalysse 0 #1 January 27, 2006 I don't think this one has been posted yet.... WHITE HOUSE BREAKFAST Dick Cheney and George W. Bush were having breakfast at the White House. The attractive waitress asks Mr. Cheney what he would like, and he replies, "I'd like a bowl of oatmeal and some fruit." "And what can I get for you, Mr. President?" George W. replies with his trademark wink and slight grin, "How about a quickie this morning?" "Why, Mr. President!" the waitress exclaims "How rude! You're starting to act like Mr. Clinton, and you've only been in your second term of office for a year! '' As the waitress storms away, Cheney leans over to Bush and whispers..."It's pronounced 'quiche'." "The reason angels can fly is that they take themselves so lightly." --GK Chesterton Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #2 January 27, 2006 Reading the thread title, I really thought this was going a different direction. Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tbrown 26 #3 January 27, 2006 What, no vodka ? Your humble servant.....Professor Gravity ! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #4 January 27, 2006 gotta forward that one! Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Plucky 0 #5 January 27, 2006 Quote Reading the thread title, I really thought this was going a different direction. Same here Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
