SpeedRacer 1 #1 January 27, 2006 I swear to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth, so anyway, I said to her, I said, they can't afford that on what he earns, I mean for a start the feathers get up your nose, I ask you, four and six a pound, and him with a wooden leg, I don't know how she puts up with it after all the trouble she's had with her you-know-what, anyway it was a white wedding much to everyone's surprise, of course they bought everything on the hire purchase, I think they ought to send them back where they came from, I mean you've got to be cruel to be kind so Mrs Harris said, so she said, she said, she said, the dead crab she said, she said. Well, her sister's gone to Rhodesia what with her womb and all, and her youngest, her youngest as thin as a filing cabinet, and the goldfish, the goldfish they've got whooping cough they keep spitting water all over their Bratbys, well, they do don't they, I mean you can't, can you, I mean they're not even married or anything, they're not even divorced, and he's in the KGB if you ask me, he says he's a tree surgeon but I don't like the sound of his liver, all that squeaking and banging every night till the small hours, his mother's been much better since she had her head off, yes she has, I said, don't you talk to me about bladders, I said... Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #2 January 27, 2006 Monty Python were masters at making inane babble in conversations... "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #3 January 27, 2006 They would have fit right in on this forum. Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChrisL 2 #4 January 27, 2006 cant be a classic though. If it were, the word "nipples" would have appeared somewhere in thr middle of the rest of the nonsense.__ My mighty steed Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
