masterrig 1 #26 January 27, 2006 QuoteQuoteHoly Crap! I'll be back in awhile... I just remembered... I have to go to the grocery store... Chuck That was a starting point. You wouldn't believe where my mind went after that. Walt _________________________________________ Well... well... You must drive girls nuts. You take so long to finish... a story! Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #27 January 27, 2006 Quote Well... well... You must drive girls nuts. You take so long to finish... a story! Chuck I would continue that little theme with the honey, but I'm sure I'd get thrown out of here. Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #28 January 27, 2006 QuoteQuote Well... well... You must drive girls nuts. You take so long to finish... a story! Chuck I would continue that little theme with the honey, but I'm sure I'd get thrown out of here. Walt _______________________________________ Yeah, I'd hate to see you put into cyber-stocks and banned for a lifetime. I can use my imagination. You got a good start on it, though. Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydivermom 0 #29 January 28, 2006 Walt, You need a VACATION! (among other things)Mrs. WaltAppel All things work together for good to them that love God...Romans 8:28 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #30 January 28, 2006 QuoteWalt, You need a VACATION! (among other things) __________________________________________ He needs to get laid! (Was that "among other things"?) Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydivermom 0 #31 January 28, 2006 ***He needs to get laid! (Was that "among other things"?) __________________________________________________ BINGO! I can help him get laid Hawiaii style. I'll just bring my "lays" next time I see him and put one around his neck. It will serve a dual purpose....He will have gotten "laid", and he'll finally have something that matches his tie dye shirts (sorry Walt, I could not resist)Mrs. WaltAppel All things work together for good to them that love God...Romans 8:28 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #32 January 28, 2006 QuoteQuoteWalt, You need a VACATION! (among other things) __________________________________________ He needs to get laid! (Was that "among other things"?) Chuck Does it really show that bad? Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #33 January 28, 2006 Quote***He needs to get laid! (Was that "among other things"?) __________________________________________________ BINGO! I can help him get laid Hawiaii style. I'll just bring my "lays" next time I see him and put one around his neck. It will serve a dual purpose....He will have gotten "laid", and he'll finally have something that matches his tie dye shirts (sorry Walt, I could not resist) That has been done to me before and it was pretty cruel. From you, though, it would eat me alive. edited to add: Let me explain a bit. You are hot. Really hot. You are also very unavailable. That's frustrating for some of us really nasty-minded guys. Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #34 January 28, 2006 That's frustrating for some of us really nasty-minded guys. *** Two words.... GLORY HOLE ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #35 January 28, 2006 QuoteThat's frustrating for some of us really nasty-minded guys. *** Two words.... GLORY HOLE That's revenge for this post, isn't it? [sigh] I suppose I deserved that, but ouch!!! Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #36 January 28, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuoteWalt, You need a VACATION! (among other things) __________________________________________ He needs to get laid! (Was that "among other things"?) Chuck Does it really show that bad? Walt _____________________________________ 'fraid so! Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #37 January 28, 2006 Quote***He needs to get laid! (Was that "among other things"?) __________________________________________________ BINGO! I can help him get laid Hawiaii style. I'll just bring my "lays" next time I see him and put one around his neck. It will serve a dual purpose....He will have gotten "laid", and he'll finally have something that matches his tie dye shirts (sorry Walt, I could not resist) _________________________________ That's just mean! Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydivermom 0 #38 January 28, 2006 ***That's just mean! __________________________________________________ Yep, but he knows I love himMrs. WaltAppel All things work together for good to them that love God...Romans 8:28 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #39 January 28, 2006 QuoteQuoteThat's frustrating for some of us really nasty-minded guys. *** Two words.... GLORY HOLE That's revenge for this post, isn't it? [sigh] I suppose I deserved that, but ouch!!! Walt *** Oh MAN! I missed that whole thread!?! No..not revenge...just bein' a smartass! "Hot Bread"! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydivermom 0 #40 January 28, 2006 You really know how to bring on the blush! Okay, I promise I won't do that to you if you promise you'll still jump/hang out with me. You are such a riotMrs. WaltAppel All things work together for good to them that love God...Romans 8:28 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #41 January 28, 2006 Quote***That's just mean! __________________________________________________ Yep, but he knows I love him Ooooooooooooooooh, all the more painful! But I love you anyway. You brighten up my day when I think of you. [walt's nasty-thinkin' side takes over] ...especially when I think of you wearing a tight, sexy, low-cut black dress and givin' me a "come here and pleasure me" kind of look! Sorry. Sometimes I just can't help myself! Walt edited to add the black dress. Very sexy and sophisticated. Yeah baby!!! It would look reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeally nice on you! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #42 January 28, 2006 Quote You really know how to bring on the blush! Okay, I promise I won't do that to you if you promise you'll still jump/hang out with me. You are such a riot Well absolutely. I'd love to have the pleasure of hanging out with you anytime.Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #43 January 28, 2006 Quotethe pleasure of hanging out As we regress to the "Show your nuts" thread! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #44 January 28, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuoteThat's frustrating for some of us really nasty-minded guys. *** Two words.... GLORY HOLE That's revenge for this post, isn't it? [sigh] I suppose I deserved that, but ouch!!! Walt *** Oh MAN! I missed that whole thread!?! No..not revenge...just bein' a smartass! "Hot Bread"! Yes, I could damn sure go for some "hot bread" right about now. I'd take that hot piece of freshly baked bread and put loads of butter right down the middle. Then I'd gently run my tongue down that slice of bread, exploring it, revelling in it. kissing and caressing it. Yes, that would be a happy piece of bread and that would only be the begnning. The tease. That bread would find out what true bread ecstacy really is. Walt [walt's drooling just thinkin' about it] Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydivermom 0 #45 January 28, 2006 Reply To -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ***the pleasure of hanging out -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- As we regress to the "Show your nuts" thread! __________________________________________________ Okay, it's quittin' time for me....I'm hurtin' too bad from laughingMrs. WaltAppel All things work together for good to them that love God...Romans 8:28 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #46 January 28, 2006 QuoteQuotethe pleasure of hanging out As we regress to the "Show your nuts" thread! You know, I actually *did* hang out with a really hot chick one time. We were both nursing students and she was *really* cute. She lived with her mother and I was visiting one day and talking with both of them. After a while, her mother said, "Walt, uh, you're kind of 'hanging out'", and pointed to my crotch. Sure enough. I was wearing some really short cutoffs and no underwear and, well, yep I was hangin' out. I found out later that she had noticed it about 30 minutes before saying anything! Whoops! Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #47 January 28, 2006 QuoteReply To -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ***the pleasure of hanging out -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- As we regress to the "Show your nuts" thread! __________________________________________________ Okay, it's quittin' time for me....I'm hurtin' too bad from laughing C'mon, we're just gettin' warmed up! Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #48 January 28, 2006 QuoteThat bread would find out what true bread ecstacy really is. *** This weekend I'd settle for some cold buns! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #49 January 28, 2006 QuoteQuoteThat bread would find out what true bread ecstacy really is. *** This weekend I'd settle for some cold buns! Cold buns can always be warmed to the point of being quite steamy! Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jonstark 8 #50 January 28, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteWalt... Doood! 'sup dog? Chuck Hey Chuck! Just chillin' and tryin' to get my mind off of sex. Walt Definition of torque is... When you have to push it down to go pee and your heels come up off the floor. ____________________________________________ One way to stop thinking about sex is, quit looking at porn sites! I don't want to stop thinking about sex but, this 'age' thing just gets in the way. Hell, I think, any more, it's just 'memories' from the waist down! Well, keep chillin. Chuck *** I must me getting stronger with age... Was a time it took me TWO hands to hold it down in the morning...now I'm down to a finger or two...! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
