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Holy Crap! I'll be back in awhile... I just remembered... I have to go to the grocery store...


Chuck



That was a starting point. You wouldn't believe where my mind went after that.

Walt


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Well... well...
You must drive girls nuts. You take so long to finish...






a story!:D


Chuck

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Well... well...
You must drive girls nuts. You take so long to finish...






a story!:D


Chuck



I would continue that little theme with the honey, but I'm sure I'd get thrown out of here.:D

Walt


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Yeah, I'd hate to see you put into cyber-stocks and banned for a lifetime. I can use my imagination.
You got a good start on it, though.


Chuck

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***He needs to get laid! (Was that "among other things"?)


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BINGO! I can help him get laid Hawiaii style.

I'll just bring my "lays" next time I see him and put one around his neck. It will serve a dual purpose....He will have gotten "laid", and he'll finally have something that matches his tie dye shirts:D (sorry Walt, I could not resist)
Mrs. WaltAppel

All things work together for good to them that love God...Romans 8:28

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***He needs to get laid! (Was that "among other things"?)


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BINGO! I can help him get laid Hawiaii style.

I'll just bring my "lays" next time I see him and put one around his neck. It will serve a dual purpose....He will have gotten "laid", and he'll finally have something that matches his tie dye shirts:D (sorry Walt, I could not resist)



That has been done to me before and it was pretty cruel. From you, though, it would eat me alive.

edited to add:
Let me explain a bit. You are hot. Really hot. You are also very unavailable. That's frustrating for some of us really nasty-minded guys.

Walt

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***He needs to get laid! (Was that "among other things"?)


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BINGO! I can help him get laid Hawiaii style.

I'll just bring my "lays" next time I see him and put one around his neck. It will serve a dual purpose....He will have gotten "laid", and he'll finally have something that matches his tie dye shirts:D (sorry Walt, I could not resist)


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That's just mean!:D:D


Chuck

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That's frustrating for some of us really nasty-minded guys.

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Two words....

GLORY HOLE
:ph34r:



That's revenge for this post, isn't it?

[sigh]

I suppose I deserved that, but ouch!!!:D:D:D

Walt




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Oh MAN!

I missed that whole thread!?!:(


No..not revenge...just bein' a smartass!;)

"Hot Bread"!:ph34r:










~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~

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***That's just mean!

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Yep, but he knows I love him:)



Ooooooooooooooooh, all the more painful!;)

But I love you anyway. You brighten up my day when I think of you.

[walt's nasty-thinkin' side takes over]
...especially when I think of you wearing a tight, sexy, low-cut black dress and givin' me a "come here and pleasure me" kind of look!

Sorry. Sometimes I just can't help myself!

Walt

edited to add the black dress. Very sexy and sophisticated. Yeah baby!!! It would look reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeally nice on you!

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That's frustrating for some of us really nasty-minded guys.

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Two words....

GLORY HOLE
:ph34r:



That's revenge for this post, isn't it?

[sigh]

I suppose I deserved that, but ouch!!!:D:D:D

Walt




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Oh MAN!

I missed that whole thread!?!:(


No..not revenge...just bein' a smartass!;)

"Hot Bread"!:ph34r:



Yes, I could damn sure go for some "hot bread" right about now. I'd take that hot piece of freshly baked bread and put loads of butter right down the middle. Then I'd gently run my tongue down that slice of bread, exploring it, revelling in it. kissing and caressing it.

Yes, that would be a happy piece of bread and that would only be the begnning. The tease. That bread would find out what true bread ecstacy really is.

Walt

[walt's drooling just thinkin' about it]

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***the pleasure of hanging out

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As we regress to the "Show your nuts" thread!

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:D:D:D:D

Okay, it's quittin' time for me....I'm hurtin' too bad from laughing
Mrs. WaltAppel

All things work together for good to them that love God...Romans 8:28

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the pleasure of hanging out



As we regress to the "Show your nuts" thread!
:P



You know, I actually *did* hang out with a really hot chick one time.

We were both nursing students and she was *really* cute. She lived with her mother and I was visiting one day and talking with both of them. After a while, her mother said, "Walt, uh, you're kind of 'hanging out'", and pointed to my crotch.

Sure enough. I was wearing some really short cutoffs and no underwear and, well, yep I was hangin' out.

I found out later that she had noticed it about 30 minutes before saying anything!

Whoops!

Walt

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***the pleasure of hanging out

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As we regress to the "Show your nuts" thread!

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:D:D:D:D

Okay, it's quittin' time for me....I'm hurtin' too bad from laughing



C'mon, we're just gettin' warmed up!:D

Walt

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Walt... Doood! 'sup dog?


Chuck



Hey Chuck! Just chillin' and tryin' to get my mind off of sex.

Walt




Definition of torque is...

When you have to push it down to go pee and your heels come up off the floor.
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One way to stop thinking about sex is, quit looking at porn sites!:D I don't want to stop thinking about sex but, this 'age' thing just gets in the way.[:/] Hell, I think, any more, it's just 'memories' from the waist down! Well, keep chillin.


Chuck




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I must me getting stronger with age...

Was a time it took me TWO hands to hold it down in the morning...now I'm down to a finger or two...!;):ph34r:

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