Broke 0 #1 January 27, 2006 HI!!!Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kschilk 0 #2 January 27, 2006 Hi, Walt! Name's Kev....Welcome!"T'was ever thus." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #3 January 27, 2006 Hello, Walt! ~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydiverbry 0 #4 January 27, 2006 BLUE SKIES WALT DUDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!-------------------------------------------------- Growing old is mandatory.Growing up is optional!! D.S.#13(Dudeist Skdiver) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #5 January 27, 2006 Hey Walt...stop taking pictures of yer nuts and tell us a story! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #6 January 27, 2006 Walt... Doood! 'sup dog? Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #7 January 27, 2006 QuoteHI!!! Hey! How's in hangin'? Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #8 January 27, 2006 Quote Hi, Walt! Name's Kev....Welcome! Well thankyou--I'm downright glad to be here! Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #9 January 27, 2006 QuoteHello, Walt! Well, hello!!! Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #10 January 27, 2006 You guys are crackin' me up! Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #11 January 27, 2006 QuoteHey Walt...stop taking pictures of yer nuts and tell us a story! Posted one last night a couple of hours after starting that "post your nuts" thread. Man am I thinkin' oral surgery! I hadn't thought about that whole thing in years, but damn does that seem like a truly OUTSTANDING idea!!! Who knows? I might even get another story out of the deal. Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #12 January 27, 2006 QuoteWalt... Doood! 'sup dog? Chuck Hey Chuck! Just chillin' and tryin' to get my mind off of sex. Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jonstark 8 #13 January 27, 2006 dja notice none of the guys asked "how ya doin?" Hey Walt. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #14 January 27, 2006 Mr. Walt...! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #15 January 27, 2006 QuoteQuoteWalt... Doood! 'sup dog? Chuck Hey Chuck! Just chillin' and tryin' to get my mind off of sex. Walt ____________________________________________ One way to stop thinking about sex is, quit looking at porn sites! I don't want to stop thinking about sex but, this 'age' thing just gets in the way. Hell, I think, any more, it's just 'memories' from the waist down! Well, keep chillin. Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #16 January 27, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuoteWalt... Doood! 'sup dog? Chuck Hey Chuck! Just chillin' and tryin' to get my mind off of sex. Walt ____________________________________________ One way to stop thinking about sex is, quit looking at porn sites! I don't want to stop thinking about sex but, this 'age' thing just gets in the way. Hell, I think, any more, it's just 'memories' from the waist down! Well, keep chillin. Chuck *** I must me getting stronger with age... Was a time it took me TWO hands to hold it down in the morning...now I'm down to a finger or two...! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #17 January 27, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteWalt... Doood! 'sup dog? Chuck Hey Chuck! Just chillin' and tryin' to get my mind off of sex. Walt ____________________________________________ One way to stop thinking about sex is, quit looking at porn sites! I don't want to stop thinking about sex but, this 'age' thing just gets in the way. Hell, I think, any more, it's just 'memories' from the waist down! Well, keep chillin. Chuck *** I must me getting stronger with age... Was a time it took me TWO hands to hold it down in the morning...now I'm down to a finger or two...! ________________________________________ I recall a time when, I'd get a stiffie with the slightest breeze! Usually, at the wrong times... like history class or lunch hour in the cafeteria. Hell, we had no control over the damned thing! It was like, it had a mind of it's own. Mini-skirts really played hell with me. Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #18 January 27, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuoteWalt... Doood! 'sup dog? Chuck Hey Chuck! Just chillin' and tryin' to get my mind off of sex. Walt ____________________________________________ One way to stop thinking about sex is, quit looking at porn sites! I don't want to stop thinking about sex but, this 'age' thing just gets in the way. Hell, I think, any more, it's just 'memories' from the waist down! Well, keep chillin. Chuck Are you kidding? I have an ecredibly active imagination. No porn sites needed. I could write an awesome porn book in a day with just the thoughts going through my mind. I would have a chapter for every kind of hot sex you could imagine and a few you may never have thought of. Drives me nuts!!! Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #19 January 27, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteWalt... Doood! 'sup dog? Chuck Hey Chuck! Just chillin' and tryin' to get my mind off of sex. Walt ____________________________________________ One way to stop thinking about sex is, quit looking at porn sites! I don't want to stop thinking about sex but, this 'age' thing just gets in the way. Hell, I think, any more, it's just 'memories' from the waist down! Well, keep chillin. Chuck Are you kidding? I have an ecredibly active imagination. No porn sites needed. I could write an awesome porn book in a day with just the thoughts going through my mind. I would have a chapter for every kind of hot sex you could imagine and a few you may never have thought of. Drives me nuts!!! Walt[/reply _________________________________________ That's really weird! I have thought of doing the same thing. I've got a fairly wild imagination. The only problem I might have would be making it sound 'real'. Except for the kinky shit... I'm just not into that. You know, like rolling in a pool of honey or peanut butter or whips and chains and fishing lures. Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites waltappel 1 #20 January 27, 2006 Quote That's really weird! I have thought of doing the same thing. I've got a fairly wild imagination. The only problem I might have would be making it sound 'real'. Except for the kinky shit... I'm just not into that. You know, like rolling in a pool of honey or peanut butter or whips and chains and fishing lures. Chuck Pool of honey?!!!! Yeah!!!! Hell yeah!!! Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites masterrig 1 #21 January 27, 2006 QuoteQuote That's really weird! I have thought of doing the same thing. I've got a fairly wild imagination. The only problem I might have would be making it sound 'real'. Except for the kinky shit... I'm just not into that. You know, like rolling in a pool of honey or peanut butter or whips and chains and fishing lures. Chuck Pool of honey?!!!! Yeah!!!! Hell yeah!!! Walt _______________________________ I knew it! I knew it! Good grief! That might be fun if, you're tryin to put the make on a grizzly bear! Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites waltappel 1 #22 January 27, 2006 Quote I knew it! I knew it! Good grief! That might be fun if, you're tryin to put the make on a grizzly bear! Chuck No, it's all about the flavor. It wouldn't have to be a huge pool of honey, just deep enough for her to dip her toes in. I would lick the honey off her toes and gently suck and lick them. It's all about the flavor. After kissing a licking my way up her inner thighs, I would kiss her clit with my honey-coated tongue, then gently swirl my tongue around her clit just enough to get it wet. Then I would blow very gently on it--just enough to have her feel that hot, yet somehow icy sensation. It's all about the flavor. Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites SkydiveStMarys 0 #23 January 27, 2006 Good grief! That sounds familiar..... BobbiA miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites masterrig 1 #24 January 27, 2006 Holy Crap! I'll be back in awhile... I just remembered... I have to go to the grocery store... Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites waltappel 1 #25 January 27, 2006 QuoteHoly Crap! I'll be back in awhile... I just remembered... I have to go to the grocery store... Chuck That was a starting point. You wouldn't believe where my mind went after that. Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 3 Next Page 1 of 3 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
waltappel 1 #20 January 27, 2006 Quote That's really weird! I have thought of doing the same thing. I've got a fairly wild imagination. The only problem I might have would be making it sound 'real'. Except for the kinky shit... I'm just not into that. You know, like rolling in a pool of honey or peanut butter or whips and chains and fishing lures. Chuck Pool of honey?!!!! Yeah!!!! Hell yeah!!! Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #21 January 27, 2006 QuoteQuote That's really weird! I have thought of doing the same thing. I've got a fairly wild imagination. The only problem I might have would be making it sound 'real'. Except for the kinky shit... I'm just not into that. You know, like rolling in a pool of honey or peanut butter or whips and chains and fishing lures. Chuck Pool of honey?!!!! Yeah!!!! Hell yeah!!! Walt _______________________________ I knew it! I knew it! Good grief! That might be fun if, you're tryin to put the make on a grizzly bear! Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #22 January 27, 2006 Quote I knew it! I knew it! Good grief! That might be fun if, you're tryin to put the make on a grizzly bear! Chuck No, it's all about the flavor. It wouldn't have to be a huge pool of honey, just deep enough for her to dip her toes in. I would lick the honey off her toes and gently suck and lick them. It's all about the flavor. After kissing a licking my way up her inner thighs, I would kiss her clit with my honey-coated tongue, then gently swirl my tongue around her clit just enough to get it wet. Then I would blow very gently on it--just enough to have her feel that hot, yet somehow icy sensation. It's all about the flavor. Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveStMarys 0 #23 January 27, 2006 Good grief! That sounds familiar..... BobbiA miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #24 January 27, 2006 Holy Crap! I'll be back in awhile... I just remembered... I have to go to the grocery store... Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #25 January 27, 2006 QuoteHoly Crap! I'll be back in awhile... I just remembered... I have to go to the grocery store... Chuck That was a starting point. You wouldn't believe where my mind went after that. Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
