beezyshaw 0 #1 January 30, 2006 I, __________________________, being of sound mind and body, do not wish to be kept alive indefinitely by artificial means. Under no circumstances should my fate be put in the hands of pinhead politicians who couldn't pass ninth-grade biology if their lives depended on it or lawyers/doctors interested in simply running up the bills. If a reasonable amount of time passes and I fail to ask for at least one of the following: ______ a Bloody Mary, ______a Margarita ______a Scotch ______a Martini ______a Vodka and Tonic ______ a Steak ______ Lobster or crab legs ______ The remote control, ______ a Bowl of ice cream ______ The sports page(or insert other reading material), ______Chocolate ______Sex it should be presumed that I won't ever get better. When such a determination is reached, I hereby instruct my appointed person and attending physicians to pull the plug, reel in the tubes and call it a day. Signature: ___________________________ Date: ___________________________ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shermanator 4 #2 January 30, 2006 haha, funny, i find it sad that sex is on the bottem of the list. mine would be... ___sex _____sex ___sex ____beer ____margarita ____reading ____ sex ___ sex ___buffolo wings ___sexCLICK HERE! new blog posted 9/21/08 CSA #720 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #3 January 30, 2006 I had to change a few of the items on the list. Here's a "better" version. I, __________________________, being of sound mind and body, do not wish to be kept alive indefinitely by artificial means. Under no circumstances should my fate be put in the hands of pinhead politicians who couldn't pass ninth-grade biology if their lives depended on it or lawyers/doctors interested in simply running up the bills. If a reasonable amount of time passes and I fail to ask for at least one of the following: ______ a Jack Daniels drink, ______a Margarita ______a Shiner Bock ______a other beer ______a Vodka and Tonic ______ a Steak ______ Freebirds Burrito ______ The remote control, ______ a chocolate milk-shake ______ a motorcycle magazine, ______Chocolate ______Sex it should be presumed that I won't ever get better. When such a determination is reached, I hereby instruct my appointed person and attending physicians to pull the plug, reel in the tubes and call it a day. Signature: ___________________________ Date: ___________________________--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
grue 1 #4 January 30, 2006 I, __________________________, being of sound mind and body, do not wish to be kept alive indefinitely by artificial means. Under no circumstances should my fate be put in the hands of pinhead politicians who couldn't pass ninth-grade biology if their lives depended on it or lawyers/doctors interested in simply running up the bills. If 72 hours pass and I fail to ask for at least one of the following: ______A rig and a plane ______A computer with web access ______Buffalo Wings ______Mountain Dew ______Lift ______Steak ______Lobster or crab legs ______The remote control ______Key lime pie ______Porn ______Chocolate ______Sex it should be presumed that I won't ever get better. When such a determination is reached, I hereby instruct my appointed person and attending physicians to pull the plug, reel in the tubes and call it a day. Please then use my lifeless body for practical jokes. Seriously. I'll watch and laugh, Signature: ___________________________ Date: ___________________________cavete terrae. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
