Deuce 1 #1 January 19, 2006 It's hard to deal with. I got talked into buying the crack and sending it overseas once before, and that was probably a mistake. Day before yesterday I get an e-mail from my crack addicted buddy's DAD asking me where he could get the crack for his hopelessly addicted son. That was hard. The poor guy has made it clear to even his Dad that he needs the stuff, and needs it bad. It's probably a mistake, but I bought six-and-a-half pounds of the crack and am sending it, once again, to an international destination. If either of the countries I'm sending this stuff to want to extradite me, I will get so Hollywood Bank Robbery on them it will be freaking historic. I do feel bad feeding his addiction, but I feel bad knowing he is suffering, too. The crack is in the mail. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #2 January 19, 2006 Deuce, I think they have programs for the friends and family of addicts.... Al-Anon is out there to help you... there must be a similar program for crack addicts. Get the help you need, now. "There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymedic 0 #3 January 19, 2006 I see they have a refined crack by you....WAY better than out here in the midwest. Maybe you can send some this way to help me out. Marc otherwise known as Mr.Fallinwoman.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deuce 1 #4 January 19, 2006 Ah, dude, that is just to get it past customs. I must admit I never tried it, It just fit well in the big box of "better you fighting guys yelling Allah Candybar or something, so here's some snacks" Now this poor guy is going to have to retire to Northern California, which is the only place anybody can find it. I'm going to go mail it now while I send my Spectre in for a re-line. With one package going to Florida, and one going to Bogota, do you think they might get suspicious? Nah, cops aren't that smart. I once were one. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #5 January 19, 2006 QuoteNah, cops aren't that smart. Yeah, but their dogs are. Don't let 'em sniff the package going to Bogota. They might have to open it for an "inspection" and "field test." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CSpenceFLY 1 #6 January 19, 2006 I can see some Homeland Security guy in a basement full of computers tearing this off of the printer as I was reading it. . Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
riddler 0 #7 January 19, 2006 Considering how you're laying your reputation and freedom on the line to help this guy out, he better be sending you jump tickets in the mail to support your addiction.Trapped on the surface of a sphere. XKCD Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deuce 1 #8 January 20, 2006 Dude, I got a wicked-cool gold-plated AK for the Afghan donation. Who knows what I'll get from Columbia. Maybe a burro! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bbarnhouse 0 #9 January 20, 2006 QuoteDude, I got a wicked-cool gold-plated AK for the Afghan donation. Well that's more than I got QuoteWho knows what I'll get from Columbia. Maybe a burro Maybe his maid and his cook! I told him thats what he need to bring back!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LouDiamond 1 #10 January 20, 2006 QuoteWho knows what I'll get from Columbia. You sir.....ARE DA MAN!!! I will be sure to send you back something with a Colombian flavor. Did I mention Juan Valdez is a friend of mine? Yeah, lives right down the street from me, no shit. Thanks "It's just skydiving..additional drama is not required" Some people dream about flying, I live my dream SKYMONKEY PUBLISHING Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mouth 0 #11 January 20, 2006 I haven't sent him a package in awhile but I got nothing for the previous package either. -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpnrandy 0 #12 January 20, 2006 Trying to be funny, as in TROLL Or do you really have a family member in this unfortunate situation. Those that know me well, know of my brother. While I will not share in the purported humor, I'll be glad to share other details if you are serious. People who know, know better. People who don't know, don't matter. Randy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LouDiamond 1 #13 January 20, 2006 Quotebut I got nothing for the previous package either What, you didn't get the cute little black head to toe burka with face mask and the bottle of Oppression I sent you from Afghanistan?"It's just skydiving..additional drama is not required" Some people dream about flying, I live my dream SKYMONKEY PUBLISHING Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bbarnhouse 0 #14 January 20, 2006 QuoteWhat, you didn't get the cute little black head to toe burka with face mask and the bottle of Oppression I sent you from Afghanistan? Bwahhhhhhhhhhh!! burka burka. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charmsdroppop 0 #15 January 20, 2006 Are you for FUCKIN' real or just hungry for attention?????????????? I'm not sorry ........wait a sec. of course this must be a crock. This type of drug transport does not work or happen.DUEY!! Sometimes I forget how full of shit or comedian wanna be"s are on here..............is it dark yet Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #16 January 20, 2006 Chill, dude...did you even look at the attachment?Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charmsdroppop 0 #17 January 20, 2006 Yeah....therefore..............whatever and I'm not the only one to question............sure I'll relax by forgettin' this. Just puttin' in a word for those that this is a reality to most that have a real loved one or lost one to this disease. I'm so over and outta here.is it dark yet Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mouth 0 #18 January 20, 2006 No more bottle of mouthwash (spice flavored) or reading material (in a discrete wrapper) for you! -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LouDiamond 1 #19 January 20, 2006 QuoteNo more bottle of mouthwash (spice flavored) or reading material (in a discrete wrapper) for you! I'll take that to mean you didn't get my package then. Oh well, tell ya what, next time your at Raeford, I'll buy you a beer and a Sammich,OK?"It's just skydiving..additional drama is not required" Some people dream about flying, I live my dream SKYMONKEY PUBLISHING Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bbarnhouse 0 #20 January 20, 2006 QuoteNo more bottle of mouthwash (spice flavored) or reading material (in a discrete wrapper) for you LOL...think rocks. Umhummmmm ALWWC Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LouDiamond 1 #21 January 31, 2006 Dude, I got the box and the volcanic snack mix rocks. Much thanks bro"It's just skydiving..additional drama is not required" Some people dream about flying, I live my dream SKYMONKEY PUBLISHING Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
