masterrig 1 #26 January 30, 2006 Before I could ever afford an electric guitar, I used to practice on my old 'flat-top' in the bathroom. Just for the 'acoustics'. A public restroom seems to get that 'surround sound' for a really huge fart! Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Girlfalldown 0 #27 January 30, 2006 This just reminded me of this one time (in band camp) I was using a public restroom and a couple stalls down a woman blasted one off and made a few splashes. Then she politely said "excuse me". Which made me laugh harder than the episode itself. I don't know why it was so funny. It was just that some woman I don't even know was nice enought to say excuse me after farting in the bathroom while she was going poo. It was just funny I guess. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #28 January 30, 2006 Did she laugh along with you? "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sneaky 0 #29 January 30, 2006 This is a funny thread ... Yeah for sure! as long as its my arse doing the farting, however when its someone else im like " oh for fucks sake ..... " Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rehmwa 2 #30 January 30, 2006 You needed to immediately make large farting noises and reach out an shake your stall door violently. wait a couple secs and then meekly also say, "'scuse me" ... Driving is a one dimensional activity - a monkey can do it - being proud of your driving abilities is like being proud of being able to put on pants Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flynlois 0 #31 January 30, 2006 If someone farts loudly and the only one else around is billy, does it really make a sound? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites BillyVance 35 #32 January 30, 2006 QuoteIf someone farts loudly and the only one else around is billy, does it really make a sound? Yes, as long as my hearing aid is turned on. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites flynlois 0 #33 January 30, 2006 QuoteQuoteIf someone farts loudly and the only one else around is billy, does it really make a sound? Yes, as long as my hearing aid is turned on. Or you could sit close by and "feel" the earth move under them. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites BillyVance 35 #34 January 30, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuoteIf someone farts loudly and the only one else around is billy, does it really make a sound? Yes, as long as my hearing aid is turned on. Or you could sit close by and "feel" the earth move under them. No need. Simply touching the back of my hand on the stall wall will tell me when someone farts. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites caress 0 #35 January 30, 2006 I would rather someone ripped one in the restroom than cut it in the middle of my dinner, or in the theatre. The bathroom is the place for it and if you cant handle it I dont know what to tell you. Of course I am a sicko and I like to cut them in walmart and blame them on my 14 year old son So since then we work together. He makes the noise and then I look at him and say loudly did you mess your pants baby lets take you to the bathroom and see how many looks we can get-Lighten up!-Caress I've learned.... That being kind is more important than being right. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites porterhouse 0 #36 January 30, 2006 QuoteThis just reminded me of this one time (in band camp) I was using a public restroom and a couple stalls down a woman blasted one off and made a few splashes. Then she politely said "excuse me". Which made me laugh harder than the episode itself. I don't know why it was so funny. It was just that some woman I don't even know was nice enought to say excuse me after farting in the bathroom while she was going poo. It was just funny I guess. ------------------------------------------------------ WAIT!!?!?!?! Does that mean that girls fart too!!!?!?!?! NO WAY!!!! When did they start doing that?!?!?!? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Girlfalldown 0 #37 January 30, 2006 Quote ------------------------------------------------------ WAIT!!?!?!?! Does that mean that girls fart too!!!?!?!?! NO WAY!!!! When did they start doing that?!?!?!? Oh man, girl farts are so much worse than guy farts. I don't know what it is. I'm surprised my fiance hasn't left me after these last few days. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites sneaky 0 #38 January 30, 2006 oh yes very true ....... women can out do men with their shit stink anyday. My sister could strip wallpaper with her ass air biscuits !!!!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites thegreekone 0 #39 January 30, 2006 QuoteThis just reminded me of this one time (in band camp) I was using a public restroom and a couple stalls down a woman blasted one off and made a few splashes. Quote Shannon, you were a "bando" AND went to band camp?! Now THAT is pretty damn funny......in a good way, of course. ah, high school.........good times. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Girlfalldown 0 #40 January 30, 2006 QuoteQuoteThis just reminded me of this one time (in band camp) I was using a public restroom and a couple stalls down a woman blasted one off and made a few splashes. Quote Shannon, you were a "bando" AND went to band camp?! Now THAT is pretty damn funny......in a good way, of course. ah, high school.........good times. I was never in "band Camp". It was an "American Pie" reference. I was in Color guard for a few months though. Ah the things I can do with a baton! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites porterhouse 0 #41 January 30, 2006 I bet if we put up a post asking who's farts are worse, guys or girls, the men would win in a landslide! Come to think of it....I'm gonna do just that! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites rwieder 0 #42 January 30, 2006 Hey, if ya gotta bust ass, it doesn't matter where you are. Hell sky divers bust ass in the jump ship all the time, whats the diff? IMO it doesn't matter if your taking a leak, or dropping the kids off at the pool, let it rip!-Richard- "You're Holding The Rope And I'm Taking The Fall" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites thegreekone 0 #43 January 30, 2006 I was never in "band Camp". It was an "American Pie" reference. Quote ALRIGHT...that is "IT", I tell you! Now I HAVE to see that movie. Should I bring a notebook for the pie-humping scene? Wait, don't answer that. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites BASE841 3 #44 January 30, 2006 Dude, it's a bodily function in a room especially set aside for bodily functions... I say that's the best place to let one rip, anywhere in the room. Of course, I fart in the plane with no apologies... 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BillyVance 35 #32 January 30, 2006 QuoteIf someone farts loudly and the only one else around is billy, does it really make a sound? Yes, as long as my hearing aid is turned on. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flynlois 0 #33 January 30, 2006 QuoteQuoteIf someone farts loudly and the only one else around is billy, does it really make a sound? Yes, as long as my hearing aid is turned on. Or you could sit close by and "feel" the earth move under them. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #34 January 30, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuoteIf someone farts loudly and the only one else around is billy, does it really make a sound? Yes, as long as my hearing aid is turned on. Or you could sit close by and "feel" the earth move under them. No need. Simply touching the back of my hand on the stall wall will tell me when someone farts. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
caress 0 #35 January 30, 2006 I would rather someone ripped one in the restroom than cut it in the middle of my dinner, or in the theatre. The bathroom is the place for it and if you cant handle it I dont know what to tell you. Of course I am a sicko and I like to cut them in walmart and blame them on my 14 year old son So since then we work together. He makes the noise and then I look at him and say loudly did you mess your pants baby lets take you to the bathroom and see how many looks we can get-Lighten up!-Caress I've learned.... That being kind is more important than being right. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
porterhouse 0 #36 January 30, 2006 QuoteThis just reminded me of this one time (in band camp) I was using a public restroom and a couple stalls down a woman blasted one off and made a few splashes. Then she politely said "excuse me". Which made me laugh harder than the episode itself. I don't know why it was so funny. It was just that some woman I don't even know was nice enought to say excuse me after farting in the bathroom while she was going poo. It was just funny I guess. ------------------------------------------------------ WAIT!!?!?!?! Does that mean that girls fart too!!!?!?!?! NO WAY!!!! When did they start doing that?!?!?!? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Girlfalldown 0 #37 January 30, 2006 Quote ------------------------------------------------------ WAIT!!?!?!?! Does that mean that girls fart too!!!?!?!?! NO WAY!!!! When did they start doing that?!?!?!? Oh man, girl farts are so much worse than guy farts. I don't know what it is. I'm surprised my fiance hasn't left me after these last few days. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sneaky 0 #38 January 30, 2006 oh yes very true ....... women can out do men with their shit stink anyday. My sister could strip wallpaper with her ass air biscuits !!!!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
thegreekone 0 #39 January 30, 2006 QuoteThis just reminded me of this one time (in band camp) I was using a public restroom and a couple stalls down a woman blasted one off and made a few splashes. Quote Shannon, you were a "bando" AND went to band camp?! Now THAT is pretty damn funny......in a good way, of course. ah, high school.........good times. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Girlfalldown 0 #40 January 30, 2006 QuoteQuoteThis just reminded me of this one time (in band camp) I was using a public restroom and a couple stalls down a woman blasted one off and made a few splashes. Quote Shannon, you were a "bando" AND went to band camp?! Now THAT is pretty damn funny......in a good way, of course. ah, high school.........good times. I was never in "band Camp". It was an "American Pie" reference. I was in Color guard for a few months though. Ah the things I can do with a baton! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites porterhouse 0 #41 January 30, 2006 I bet if we put up a post asking who's farts are worse, guys or girls, the men would win in a landslide! Come to think of it....I'm gonna do just that! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites rwieder 0 #42 January 30, 2006 Hey, if ya gotta bust ass, it doesn't matter where you are. Hell sky divers bust ass in the jump ship all the time, whats the diff? IMO it doesn't matter if your taking a leak, or dropping the kids off at the pool, let it rip!-Richard- "You're Holding The Rope And I'm Taking The Fall" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites thegreekone 0 #43 January 30, 2006 I was never in "band Camp". It was an "American Pie" reference. Quote ALRIGHT...that is "IT", I tell you! Now I HAVE to see that movie. Should I bring a notebook for the pie-humping scene? Wait, don't answer that. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites BASE841 3 #44 January 30, 2006 Dude, it's a bodily function in a room especially set aside for bodily functions... I say that's the best place to let one rip, anywhere in the room. Of course, I fart in the plane with no apologies... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites CSpenceFLY 1 #45 January 31, 2006 Don't you people watch South Park?Farting causes global warming. . Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 Next Page 2 of 2 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0 Go To Topic Listing
Girlfalldown 0 #40 January 30, 2006 QuoteQuoteThis just reminded me of this one time (in band camp) I was using a public restroom and a couple stalls down a woman blasted one off and made a few splashes. Quote Shannon, you were a "bando" AND went to band camp?! Now THAT is pretty damn funny......in a good way, of course. ah, high school.........good times. I was never in "band Camp". It was an "American Pie" reference. I was in Color guard for a few months though. Ah the things I can do with a baton! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites porterhouse 0 #41 January 30, 2006 I bet if we put up a post asking who's farts are worse, guys or girls, the men would win in a landslide! Come to think of it....I'm gonna do just that! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites rwieder 0 #42 January 30, 2006 Hey, if ya gotta bust ass, it doesn't matter where you are. Hell sky divers bust ass in the jump ship all the time, whats the diff? IMO it doesn't matter if your taking a leak, or dropping the kids off at the pool, let it rip!-Richard- "You're Holding The Rope And I'm Taking The Fall" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites thegreekone 0 #43 January 30, 2006 I was never in "band Camp". It was an "American Pie" reference. Quote ALRIGHT...that is "IT", I tell you! Now I HAVE to see that movie. Should I bring a notebook for the pie-humping scene? Wait, don't answer that. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites BASE841 3 #44 January 30, 2006 Dude, it's a bodily function in a room especially set aside for bodily functions... I say that's the best place to let one rip, anywhere in the room. Of course, I fart in the plane with no apologies... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites CSpenceFLY 1 #45 January 31, 2006 Don't you people watch South Park?Farting causes global warming. . Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 Next Page 2 of 2 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0 Go To Topic Listing
porterhouse 0 #41 January 30, 2006 I bet if we put up a post asking who's farts are worse, guys or girls, the men would win in a landslide! Come to think of it....I'm gonna do just that! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rwieder 0 #42 January 30, 2006 Hey, if ya gotta bust ass, it doesn't matter where you are. Hell sky divers bust ass in the jump ship all the time, whats the diff? IMO it doesn't matter if your taking a leak, or dropping the kids off at the pool, let it rip!-Richard- "You're Holding The Rope And I'm Taking The Fall" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
thegreekone 0 #43 January 30, 2006 I was never in "band Camp". It was an "American Pie" reference. Quote ALRIGHT...that is "IT", I tell you! Now I HAVE to see that movie. Should I bring a notebook for the pie-humping scene? Wait, don't answer that. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites BASE841 3 #44 January 30, 2006 Dude, it's a bodily function in a room especially set aside for bodily functions... I say that's the best place to let one rip, anywhere in the room. Of course, I fart in the plane with no apologies... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites CSpenceFLY 1 #45 January 31, 2006 Don't you people watch South Park?Farting causes global warming. . Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 Next Page 2 of 2 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
BASE841 3 #44 January 30, 2006 Dude, it's a bodily function in a room especially set aside for bodily functions... I say that's the best place to let one rip, anywhere in the room. Of course, I fart in the plane with no apologies... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CSpenceFLY 1 #45 January 31, 2006 Don't you people watch South Park?Farting causes global warming. . Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
