porterhouse 0 #1 January 30, 2006 I was just in the bathroom and this guy just RIPPED a nasty loud fart 2 urinals away from me! I was wondering if this is "acceptable" behavior. I mean, it IS in a bathroom. And I totally expect that someone will let one go if they're on the throne working on a #2. But what about when you're standing and doing a #1? I was just wondering, are there any "accepted" guidelines or rules for this sort of thing? I.E. Is it OK to fart when your standing up doing a # 1, but only if you make an attempt to mute it? Or does there have to be at least 1 urinal between you, for this to be OK? Etc. Any thoughts? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
daniel_owen_uk 0 #2 January 30, 2006 100% acceptable, no question. Its a toilet (i refuse to call it a bathroom, due to lack of a bath), where else is it ok to let rip? Although I think maybe proximity is an issue, if they are in the urinal next to you then it may be a little off.__________________ BOOM Headshot Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vertifly 0 #3 January 30, 2006 I don't know dude, if you're not on the shitter then try to keep it low. Go into a stall and rip one out. Regardless of pissing myself, I'd still be holding my breath to get out of there. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #4 January 30, 2006 Better to be in a restroom than in the cubicle next to you at the office. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bazelos 0 #5 January 30, 2006 Sure man, what the hell, its the toilets.He who makes a beast of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
funks 1 #6 January 30, 2006 If you are a guy that gets pissed at other guys for farting then you must turn in your guy card immediately and walk around with "I am gay" written in permanent ink on your forehead. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
porterhouse 0 #7 January 30, 2006 That's kind of what I was thinking. I think it may be more a question of the jet blast, rather than just plain farting. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #8 January 30, 2006 QuoteI don't know dude, if you're not on the shitter then try to keep it low. Go into a stall and rip one out. Regardless of pissing myself, I'd still be holding my breath to get out of there. There have been times when I got into the restroom only to be overwhelmed by the stink of someone's shit while they were still on the shitter. Nobody can help it unless they're experts on what foods create the noxious odors. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
porterhouse 0 #9 January 30, 2006 LOL!!! It's not that I mind so much when a guy farts around me....as long as I know him and he's my friend. Why else would we fart on each other on the way to altitude? It's nice way of saying "Hi." The problem is, I don't even know this schmo. And he just let's on rip so hard is shakes the floor. I think it's perfectly acceptable (and expected) for guys to fart around each other, buy I don't walk around the street and just fart on strangers in public (not regularly anyway). And I definately don't do it at work (I make sure I'm more productive when I'm at the office by spending my time on DZ.com instead). Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
porterhouse 0 #10 January 30, 2006 I agree that sometimes the stink when you walk in can be pretty bad. But I really don't have any right to complain about the stink others create when I walk into the John, because I think I may have actually caused brain damage to a few people with my farts on the way up to altitude (but again, I knew them and they were my friends... ) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #11 January 30, 2006 The restroom is meant for relieving oneself of urine or feces. Gas, is often times part of the process. I think, it's better in the rest room than in a confessional or in a restaurant. It might get a little sickening when, you're just in there to pee and some guy is in a stall with the endless Hershey squirts. The entire time you're trying to pee, that guy is stinkin' the place up and you're dyin' from the odor. In spite of all that, it's still, a toilet. You walk in the door... you takes your chances. Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
funks 1 #12 January 30, 2006 Quote I think, it's better in the rest room than in a confessional or in a restaurant. I disagree with this statement. Relieving ones self in a restroom is somewhat boring and uneventful. Doing so in a confessional or restaurant is always much more entertaining and satisfying. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #13 January 30, 2006 QuoteQuote I think, it's better in the rest room than in a confessional or in a restaurant. I disagree with this statement. Relieving ones self in a restroom is somewhat boring and uneventful. Doing so in a confessional or restaurant is always much more entertaining and satisfying. __________________________________ I gotta confess... 'crop-dusting' at the grocery store is fun! Float an SBD by the open frozen food vault. It lingers longer. Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #14 January 30, 2006 QuoteQuote I think, it's better in the rest room than in a confessional or in a restaurant. I disagree with this statement. Relieving ones self in a restroom is somewhat boring and uneventful. Doing so in a confessional or restaurant is always much more entertaining and satisfying. Yep, if you feel one coming, excuse yourself from your table and take a short walk and let it go. A few seconds later return to your table and gauge the reactions of those you passed on... always good for a snicker or two. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Airman1270 0 #15 January 30, 2006 It never occurred to me that it might NOT be okay. Hmmm...this might explain the cancelled invitations and the key marks on my car... As for the ride to altitude, I try to wait until the door is open. I once thought I was okay kneeling across from the open Otter door, but as watched the faces I could "see" my blast make its way toward the front of the plane. Anytime you expel something from your body it feels good. Cheers, Jon S. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
porterhouse 0 #16 January 30, 2006 You should try crop dusting in the gym. It's so much more fun to walk by someone on a cardio machine, because they are in the middle of a workout and they can't just walk away!!! You can actually see thier faces when they get hit. And you can see the thoughts going through their heads. They can't stand the smell, but they can't walk away because they're in the middle of thier workout. And they know that if they get off the machine, they'll lose it! It's so evil, but it's soooo much fun! Give it a try, and let me know if you agree!!! Who say's working out can't be more fun!!!?!?! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #17 January 30, 2006 QuoteYou should try crop dusting in the gym. It's so much more fun to walk by someone on a cardio machine, because they are in the middle of a workout and they can't just walk away!!! You can actually see thier faces when they get hit. And you can see the thoughts going through their heads. They can't stand the smell, but they can't walk away because they're in the middle of thier workout. And they know that if they get off the machine, they'll lose it! It's so evil, but it's soooo much fun! Give it a try, and let me know if you agree!!! Who say's working out can't be more fun!!!?!?! It's even better if there's a Monk type of guy in there that you happen to hose. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #18 January 30, 2006 QuoteYou should try crop dusting in the gym. It's so much more fun to walk by someone on a cardio machine, because they are in the middle of a workout and they can't just walk away!!! You can actually see thier faces when they get hit. And you can see the thoughts going through their heads. They can't stand the smell, but they can't walk away because they're in the middle of thier workout. And they know that if they get off the machine, they'll lose it! It's so evil, but it's soooo much fun! Give it a try, and let me know if you agree!!! Who say's working out can't be more fun!!!?!?! _______________________________________ I've done it! What works good is, getting on the treadmill with the fan, blowing at your back. Fire-off an SBD and like you said... watch the reactions of the folks in front of you, on the machines. Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
porterhouse 0 #19 January 30, 2006 What's even more fun (although the reaction is shorter), is to crop dust the snotty little girls who are always on the ab machines. You know, the one's who come to the gym with a well planned out matching outfit, who have thier hair done, and did thier makeup before they came...who think they're the greatest thing on the planet. Walk by them and just drop one right on thier head! Thier reactoins are much shorter in duration, but their facial expressions more than make up for it!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #20 January 30, 2006 QuoteQuote _______________________________________ I've done it! What works good is, getting on the treadmill with the fan, blowing at your back. Fire-off an SBD and like you said... watch the reactions of the folks in front of you, on the machines. Chuck And if they start looking at you as the culprit, hope there's someone behind you that you can put on an act and look back there... "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites masterrig 1 #21 January 30, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuote _______________________________________ I've done it! What works good is, getting on the treadmill with the fan, blowing at your back. Fire-off an SBD and like you said... watch the reactions of the folks in front of you, on the machines. Chuck And if they start looking at you as the culprit, hope there's someone behind you that you can put on an act and look back there... __________________________________________ Precisely! Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites TrophyHusband 0 #22 January 30, 2006 i can't help but to fart constantly when i'm on the treadmill. it sucks, but there's nothing i can do about it. letting a big one rip while at a pulic urinal is great because the acoustics in public rest rooms are amazing. it also helps me get over my stagefright. "Your scrotum is quite nice" - Skymama www.kjandmegan.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites porterhouse 0 #23 January 30, 2006 GENUIS!! You're right! I never thought about the acoustic end of it. I guess that does make it OK then! THANKS! I can't believe how much I've learned today!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites TrophyHusband 0 #24 January 30, 2006 i'm just here to enlighten. "Your scrotum is quite nice" - Skymama www.kjandmegan.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites MF42 0 #25 January 30, 2006 Where the hell else can I let 'er rip? Not only is this acceptable, I say it's recommended, possibly required. Matt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 Next Page 1 of 2 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0 Go To Topic Listing
masterrig 1 #21 January 30, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuote _______________________________________ I've done it! What works good is, getting on the treadmill with the fan, blowing at your back. Fire-off an SBD and like you said... watch the reactions of the folks in front of you, on the machines. Chuck And if they start looking at you as the culprit, hope there's someone behind you that you can put on an act and look back there... __________________________________________ Precisely! Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites TrophyHusband 0 #22 January 30, 2006 i can't help but to fart constantly when i'm on the treadmill. it sucks, but there's nothing i can do about it. letting a big one rip while at a pulic urinal is great because the acoustics in public rest rooms are amazing. it also helps me get over my stagefright. "Your scrotum is quite nice" - Skymama www.kjandmegan.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites porterhouse 0 #23 January 30, 2006 GENUIS!! You're right! I never thought about the acoustic end of it. I guess that does make it OK then! THANKS! I can't believe how much I've learned today!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites TrophyHusband 0 #24 January 30, 2006 i'm just here to enlighten. "Your scrotum is quite nice" - Skymama www.kjandmegan.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites MF42 0 #25 January 30, 2006 Where the hell else can I let 'er rip? Not only is this acceptable, I say it's recommended, possibly required. Matt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 Next Page 1 of 2 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
TrophyHusband 0 #22 January 30, 2006 i can't help but to fart constantly when i'm on the treadmill. it sucks, but there's nothing i can do about it. letting a big one rip while at a pulic urinal is great because the acoustics in public rest rooms are amazing. it also helps me get over my stagefright. "Your scrotum is quite nice" - Skymama www.kjandmegan.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
porterhouse 0 #23 January 30, 2006 GENUIS!! You're right! I never thought about the acoustic end of it. I guess that does make it OK then! THANKS! I can't believe how much I've learned today!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TrophyHusband 0 #24 January 30, 2006 i'm just here to enlighten. "Your scrotum is quite nice" - Skymama www.kjandmegan.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MF42 0 #25 January 30, 2006 Where the hell else can I let 'er rip? Not only is this acceptable, I say it's recommended, possibly required. Matt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
