Tuesday Funny

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"I married a younger man. Five years younger than I am. I figure it like this: If you can't find a good man, raise one." --Unknown

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"I have a list I made when I was twelve of things I wanted to do before I die. Omigod...how embarrassing. Number One: Touch a boobie." --Drew Carey

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"I have come to realize that we are all truly on our own.
Today, my wife yelled, 'What do you want from me? I made you a bowl of cereal!'" --Paul Alexander

if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

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I have a list I made when I was twelve of things I wanted to do before I die.

Kids used to say, "I want to see The Stones before I die."

Now they say, "I want to see The Stones before they die."


Of course, they may outlive us all.

Keith Richards is living proof that the dangers of heroin addiction have been widely exaggerated. He's been at it for 35 years and it hasn't done him any harm.

A picture of health, that man.