lisamariewillbe 1 #1 February 1, 2006 I need some ideas, apperently I give him grey hairs. We know he is not fond of kids (under statement of the year) so Im going to prep them to give him LOTS of attention... then I figure a few jokes about how he dresses, and a bit of my erratic driving to top it off... Need ideas to really torture him though, he is entirely to excited to meet me and Bobbi , or is it Bobby (see I tried to do the right spelling)Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
piisfish 140 #2 February 1, 2006 bite him while you do what was suggested on the other thread scissors beat paper, paper beat rock, rock beat wingsuit - KarlM Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #3 February 1, 2006 Hes like old enough to be my grandpa....... I was thinking of pointing out every thing I want to jump from on the 7 hour driveSudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
monkycndo 0 #4 February 1, 2006 Quote... Bobbi , or is it Bobby (see I tried to do the right spelling) *nearly faints* Why start now?50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #5 February 1, 2006 Geeze . first i was jealous he gets to meet you and Bobbi, now i'm glad it's not me that will experience such abuse. I think Bobbi will do any torturing you and the kids leave out. Just think of the stories he will have after this . Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #6 February 1, 2006 Just wait, one day it will be a thread on how to torture monkycndo but Walts Grandpa age, your only daddies age... Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
piisfish 140 #7 February 1, 2006 QuoteHes like old enough to be my grandpa....... so what ? EDIT : SORRY, MISTOOK YOU FOR BOBBI scissors beat paper, paper beat rock, rock beat wingsuit - KarlM Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
monkycndo 0 #8 February 1, 2006 QuoteJust wait, one day it will be a thread on how to torture monkycndo but Walts Grandpa age, your only daddies age... That's fine. Glad you left all this miss spellings this time so I wouldn't feel so faint.50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveStMarys 0 #9 February 1, 2006 BOBBI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! How long is it going to take you to remember!!??? Hell I would walk around nakked tomorrow morning...Make breakfast in your birthday suit. Leave the bathroom door open while you shower. Tell him your not wearing any panties as your doing 90mph driving down I-95!! YyyeeeeeHaaaa!! BobbiA miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #10 February 1, 2006 Torturing me is really easy. Show me your boobs and say, "can't touch this---nyah nyah!!!!" Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #11 February 1, 2006 Hmmmmm I didnt notice any mis-spellings.... LOL the funny part is I edited for a skydiver last night that was getting sponsered, but it was perfect, thanks to the dictionary. This isnt a torture LMwillB thread, you are owed a spanking when/if you come to dublin...Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveStMarys 0 #12 February 1, 2006 I won't wear any panties if you don't LM..... BobbiA miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #13 February 1, 2006 QuoteBOBBI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! How long is it going to take you to remember!!??? Hell I would walk around nakked tomorrow morning...Make breakfast in your birthday suit. Leave the bathroom door open while you shower. Tell him your not wearing any panties as you doing 90pmh driving down I-95!! YyyeeeeeHaaaa!! Bobbi OMG, that is evil!!! Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #14 February 1, 2006 Hmmmm did people miss the post about no sex, alchol and mac and cheese? Jeesh what do you guys take me for? A perv? And Mister Phisfish (I dont remember enough to spell it but I know by the avatar picture and I think of the yummy chocolate you gave someone I ate) Show me the forum rules that state we must follow your option?Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #15 February 1, 2006 LOL you know me well enough to know that regardless of Walt.... Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveStMarys 0 #16 February 1, 2006 I didn't say anything about sex...hence the torture!! What do you mean no Mac N Cheese?? You given it up for Lent? BobbiA miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #17 February 1, 2006 QuoteI won't wear any panties if you don't LM..... Bobbi Oh this is getting bad.... Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #18 February 1, 2006 Im watching my figureSudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #19 February 1, 2006 QuoteJust think of the stories he will have after this . I'm thinking I will be little more than a quivering mass of flesh and drool after this. Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
monkycndo 0 #20 February 1, 2006 Spankings.Dublin is looking better since the airlines just lowered prices a bit.50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #21 February 1, 2006 Okay our tent must have the MOST perverted people in it. I think everyone has it planned to either spank, be spanked or both... and there is only 3 girls in my tent. Yes the prices dropped and between us GA peeps youd have a ride from the airport.Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
monkycndo 0 #22 February 1, 2006 QuoteIm watching my figure I tell this to all women when they say that. "Eat whatever you want, I'll watch your figure."50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #23 February 1, 2006 You cant see much of it, Im like 2 feet taller then you Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
monkycndo 0 #24 February 1, 2006 QuoteYou cant see much of it, Im like 2 feet taller then you That's true. So when I come and give you a hug, just remember I'm thinking, "It's good to be king".50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #25 February 1, 2006 ROFL, and I will remember the email your sister sent me..... Just dont ask if its raining up here...Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites