Are you good at giving oral sex?

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Well? It seems that almost everyone thinks they're good. Perhaps I should write another one that asks "Is your partner good at giving oral sex" to see how the results contrast, but I'd rather see how this one pans out. Just answer the question.

Blues,
Dave

"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!"
(drink Mountain Dew)

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I suck.

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I suck.

That's a good start!

Blues,
Dave

"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!"
(drink Mountain Dew)

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I suck.

That's a good start!

Blues,
Dave

I blow. Maybe that's what I'm doing wrong.

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How come men think they are so good at it, and the women are at least modest about it?

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.... you want access to it, but you don't want to break it.

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How come men think they are so good at it,

Cause they can't tell we're faking, they assume they really are that good.

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Cause they can't tell we're faking, they assume they really are that good

LMAO thats just to funny, I personally dont think im good at it but I try

Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this
Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this

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How come men think they are so good at it,

Cause they can't tell we're faking, they assume they really are that good.

Oh you just KILL me!!!~~April Who Refuses To Vote

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[thegreekone 0]

Cause they can't tell we're faking, they assume they really are that good.

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I can only go by what I have been told. It has always been positive, so I take that for what it is.

Why yes, my license number is a palindrome. Thank you for noticing.

[Thanatos340 1]

Im not sure. It has been a while. I think I may need to find a a volenteer to give me an objective opinion. (Females Only Please.)

[lisamariewillbe 1]

Think about this, if you were getting some, would you complain while it was going on? Were all the women youve been with the best?

Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this
Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this

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I can only go by what I have been told. It has always been positive, so I take that for what it is.

Ditto. If it turns out I'm not very good at it, I'd rather be told the truth than lied to.

Blues,
Dave

"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!"
(drink Mountain Dew)

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Think about this, if you were getting some, would you complain while it was going on? Were all the women youve been with the best?

I am not talking about during. And the girls have usually been the type that

a) don't lie about it

and

b) tell me what they want.

And there WAS that one time a friend of mine heard an answering message about me he was not supposed to hear.

Why yes, my license number is a palindrome. Thank you for noticing.

[lisamariewillbe 1]

Thats not true, men cant handle constructive critisim when it comes to how they are, they have to be guided to what is good sometimes, same thing with women. Its the presentation of how each guides that makes the difference between ahhhh nevermind I was about to be serious... If a man states they know they are great or blah blah blah Id doubt it more then if they stated they think they are okay but wonder.... huge egos are more a turn off then bad oral

Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this
Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this

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When did I ever say I was great?

Why yes, my license number is a palindrome. Thank you for noticing.

[lisamariewillbe 1]

not you sweety, it was whoever answered the poll...

Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this
Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this

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not you sweety, it was whoever answered the poll...

Gotcha.

As for that criticism stuff...bah. If I am ever bad at it, I WANT to be told. Because, then when it gets better through coaching, it feels like we acomplished something as a team.

Why yes, my license number is a palindrome. Thank you for noticing.

[lisamariewillbe 1]

So you would prefer a woman to tell you "oh gosh you give oral so bad I have lost the mood" over a woman who grabs your head or guides herself over hmmmm need to step slowly out of this thread.....


BAD LM

Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this
Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this

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I like it when a woman grabs my head and diggs her nails into the back of my skull

Edited to protect the shame of others

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[lisamariewillbe 1]

To quote a post gives someone no chance to go back and erase... BAD BROKE

Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this
Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this

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Think about this, if you were getting some, would you complain while it was going on? Were all the women youve been with the best?

It's all about how you say it, but I'm not dishonest with them. There were a couple of times where it was actually painful...I stopped them. Most times, I just say something along the lines of "Hey, that feels good, but it just doesn't really do it for me. Nice for foreplay, but it ain't gonna seal the deal." I don't think I can really guide someone on how to do it better, because I have no idea how to do it right. On extremely rare occasions (couple times in my life), I thought it felt really, really good, but I can't tell you whether it was my mindset, or some skill of the woman that made it that way. Assuming it was something she was doing different, I was still too busy enjoying it to take notes to pass on to the next woman.

Blues,
Dave

"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!"
(drink Mountain Dew)

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I guess I will need to be punished

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So you would prefer a woman to tell you "oh gosh you give oral so bad I have lost the mood" over a woman who grabs your head or guides herself over hmmmm need to step slowly out of this thread.....


BAD LM

Well, see now it makes sense. You say people can't handle constructive criticism. Saying, "you are so bad I have lost the mood" is NOT constructive cristicism. Its just being an asshole. And no one likes that.

There are ways to indicate I need improvement without the cutting comments. Grabbing my head is one way. Telling me you don't like what I am doing is good too, IF it is followed by telling me what you DO like.

Why yes, my license number is a palindrome. Thank you for noticing.

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I'm really good at receiving...