ExAFO 0 #1 February 2, 2006 Can you get these damn geese to go back North? My bedroom window looks out onto the retaining pond. These fuckers wake me up at 0500 every damn day with their honking, and seem to know when I want to get some sleep at night... ...Plus they ganged up and beat the bejeezus out of a pair of innocent ducks... Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DeNReN 0 #3 February 2, 2006 Those damn ducks desreved it and we have em for the summer months...you get em for the winter months....dont like em...shoot em Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vectracide 0 #4 February 2, 2006 Geese are like Elephants.....they remember bad things. All you need to do is scare the crap out of them a couple of times and they will avoid that area. Bottle rockets.....12 guage shotgun........M-80's.......anything that goes boom. Later Geese. Besides....if your remote enough.....take one out with the shotgun and roast that sucker up......its good eating....just like turkey...but sweeter. ------------------------------ Controlled and Deliberate..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ExAFO 0 #5 February 2, 2006 QuoteGeese are like Elephants.....they remember bad things. All you need to do is scare the crap out of them a couple of times and they will avoid that area. Bottle rockets.....12 guage shotgun........M-80's.......anything that goes boom. Later Geese. Hungry housecat?Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #6 February 2, 2006 QuoteCan you get these damn geese to go back North? My bedroom window looks out onto the retaining pond. These fuckers wake me up at 0500 every damn day with their honking, and seem to know when I want to get some sleep at night... ...Plus they ganged up and beat the bejeezus out of a pair of innocent ducks... Bet you wished you had selective deafness. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vectracide 0 #7 February 2, 2006 Those Geese would beat the shit outta a housecat. No kidding. I've seen a full size goose kick the crap outta a dog when it was just winged. Geese can be very mean. ------------------------------ Controlled and Deliberate..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #8 February 2, 2006 So whaddaya do when a goose threatens you? Do the Indiana Jones thing. BLAM! "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vectracide 0 #9 February 2, 2006 Grab the little fucker by the neck......and pull his head off...... ------------------------------ Controlled and Deliberate..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KindredSpirit 0 #10 February 2, 2006 Canadian Geese eh? Well just give them some beer and they'll go away. (But not American beer!) "Kicking gravity's ass since 2003!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
