SkydiveStMarys 0 #26 February 2, 2006 wink wink BobbiA miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #27 February 2, 2006 Quote wink wink Bobbi Well I'm here at LM's place and so far, I'm safe. I'm going to sleep with one eye open, though. I remember some really nasty tricks being played on kids at summer camp as they slept! Same for skydivers who pass out at parties. Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #28 February 2, 2006 Walt asked Kyle if he wanted to learn curse words, Kyle said no cause thats bad.... its a sad day when the 6 year old has better sense then the 65 yr old muahahhaaaSudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nate_1979 9 #29 February 2, 2006 Good kid... Bad walt. FGF #??? I miss the sky... There are 10 types of people in the world... those who understand binary and those who don't. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #30 February 2, 2006 Dont worry Im gonna kick his ass later, might even throw him out of a planeSudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
diablopilot 2 #31 February 2, 2006 QuoteAnything else he does is up to him, but I'm so out of it, I probably won't even notice. Now you're just flirting! ---------------------------------------------- You're not as good as you think you are. Seriously. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #32 February 2, 2006 Quotesummer camp *** = Sticky socks! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveStMarys 0 #33 February 2, 2006 Ask Walt if he brought his gorilla suit along!! BobbiA miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #34 February 2, 2006 QuoteQuotesummer camp *** = Sticky socks! OMG!!!! Oh, that is sick. Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #35 February 2, 2006 Quote Good kid... Bad walt. Yes, I am bad. But that's not news. When her kids told me they didn't like swear words, somehow it just made me cringe! This is not normal at all! Well, at least for me it's not. I started mentally preparing a speech to give them so I could do some "rehabilitation". "Yes, boys, swear words are a good thing. I like to start off the day with a swear word or two. Most days, I'll even shoot the finger at the first person I see! (and so on)" After a while, though, I realized that it would do no good. Alas, these kids are very well trained. Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RhondaLea 4 #36 February 2, 2006 QuoteNow you're just flirting! To do otherwise would go against my basic nature. I even flirt in my sleep. rlIf you don't know where you're going, you should know where you came from. Gullah Proverb Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #37 February 2, 2006 QuoteAfter a while, though, I realized that it would do no good. Alas, these kids are very well trained. *** WHAT?!?!? You getting soft in your old age?? Don't appreciate a good challenge??? I know the 'Old' Walt would have 'em cussing like a Mule Skinner inside of 1/2 an hour!! I know....tell them your Glory Hole story!! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #38 February 2, 2006 You are off the list of my "favorite" story tellers mister. If Walt takes your advice I will hold you responsible He already has them eyeing his big B.A.S.E. pilot chute thinking they can jump it when they finish their breakfestSudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #39 February 2, 2006 QuoteQuoteAfter a while, though, I realized that it would do no good. Alas, these kids are very well trained. *** WHAT?!?!? You getting soft in your old age?? Don't appreciate a good challenge??? I know the 'Old' Walt would have 'em cussing like a Mule Skinner inside of 1/2 an hour!! I know....tell them your Glory Hole story!! When I was in high school a friend had a bratty little kid brother who was three years old. Being a real wiseass, I taught him to shoot the finger and he picked it up almost as he had been genetically designed to flip people off with the kind of style and grace befitting an outlaw biker! I was pleased. Very pleased. His mom, on the otherhand was not quite so pleased. Mom was very high-strung and had the kind of frazzled nerves that comes with having six boys. Yes. Count 'em. Six. Nearly all of them hellions. I take that back ALL of them were hellions in their own special way. That very evening at the family dinner table, my little protege was told to eat his vegetables or something like that. Seeing the opportunity to step up to the plate and show the world who he really was, he responded with one simple gesture. He shot the finger at Mom. Not just a little bit. A lot. A WHOLE lot. Thankfully I wasn't there, but from what I heard there are few flags that wave more proudly than he was waving that finger at Mom. High and proud. Mom was very displeased. She told him, "Take that down!!!" Did he? Hell no!!! Mom slapped him. For real! He still didn't take it down. "Take that down!!!" Once again. He continued to wave his freak flag high and got slapped again. Seeing that he was dealing with overwhelming odds, he finally relented. "Who taught you that?!!!!" Unfortunately, his brothers had taught him their favorite variant on my name. "Wal-turd!" They had also taught him a few choice words, which he laid right on Mom. Poor little fucker got slapped again for that and I had come to be viewed in very unkind terms in that household. I had gotten blamed for all of it. It took her years to forgive me for that and I'm not entirely sure that she has completely. I feel kind of good about it though. It's like the saying. Give a man a fish and he eats for a day. Teach a man to fish and he eats for a lifetime. Flip a kid off, he gets an attitude for a day. Teach a kid to flip the world off and he has an attitude for a lifetime. Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #40 February 2, 2006 QuotePoor little fucker I really should find new friends.... Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
