AlexCrowley 0 #1 February 2, 2006 Dear Bonfire community, On January 20th 2006, I requested "vibes" to help gird and fortify me during my dental visit. I am disappointed because "vibes" were defective, while initially they appeared to have helped it has now become apparent that I must undergo surgery. Failure of your collective "vibes" is in breach of our contract as laid down by the law. To resolve the problem I require you to think very hard about your purpose in life whilst reserving my right to claim against you. Here is a link to my initial request and your responses. I look forward to hearing from you and to a resolution of this problem. I will wait one day before arranging for the matter to be corrected by a third party at your cost or seeking help from large burly sociopaths with plenty of skymiles. Please provide a full written apology and replacement, non-defective vibes immediately. Yours sincerely Alex Crowley. TV's got them images, TV's got them all, nothing's shocking. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
monkycndo 0 #2 February 2, 2006 I'd tell you to Bite Me, but I don't want to do any more damage to your teeth.50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #3 February 2, 2006 Maybe you could have died during that dental procedure and the vibes made it so you only require surgery. Ever think of that? I think you should be thanking us! She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GTAVercetti 0 #4 February 2, 2006 This was good. The vegetable thread? not so much. Why yes, my license number is a palindrome. Thank you for noticing. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 30 #5 February 2, 2006 QuoteThe vegetable thread? not so much. He's loosing his touch isnt he? Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GTAVercetti 0 #6 February 2, 2006 I don't believe he has lost anything. I think he is in full posession of his facilities. Well as much as that counts for AC. Why yes, my license number is a palindrome. Thank you for noticing. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #7 February 2, 2006 Take a chill pill, dood! C'mon, you're makin' a mountain out of a mole hill here. What you construed as 'non-vibes', was comedic sarcasm and just plain 'chain-jerkin'. You just got 'before surgery jitters'. Settle down, drop a valium or something to calm your nerves. It'll be cool! You'll only make things worse, talkin' that way. You know, we all love ya'. Keep us posted on the out-come of the surgery. Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bmcd308 0 #8 February 2, 2006 >>I don't want to do any more damage to your teeth.<< comedic genius. ---------------------------------- www.jumpelvis.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GTAVercetti 0 #9 February 2, 2006 dude, I think YOU missed the comedy. Read AC's post again. And make sure you keep in mind the type of posts AC has been known to make. Why yes, my license number is a palindrome. Thank you for noticing. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #10 February 2, 2006 Quotedude, I think YOU missed the comedy. Read AC's post again. And make sure you keep in mind the type of posts AC has been known to make. _______________________________________ I guess, my attempt at a comedic reply failed. Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #11 February 2, 2006 Suck it up, cupcake. You're just a figment anyway. "There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GTAVercetti 0 #12 February 2, 2006 Yes, I believe it did. Its okay, we all have bad days. Why yes, my license number is a palindrome. Thank you for noticing. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #13 February 2, 2006 Oh, well... Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
caress 0 #14 February 2, 2006 QuoteI am disappointed because "vibes" were defective, while initially they appeared to have helped it has now become apparent that I must undergo surgery. Failure of your collective "vibes" is in breach of our contract as laid down by the law. Are you sure our vibes are defective? Perhaps you are defective! What have you had in your mouth? Who have you kissed? Have we Eaten at the Y lately? Who's Y? And how about your brushing habits? Have you been brushing for atleast 2 minutes inthe morning and in the evening? How about after meals? Have you been flossing regularly? Boy if you cant keep up your end, I aint taking the responsibility of your misery. (So many Questions so little time) -Caress I've learned.... That being kind is more important than being right. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites RhondaLea 4 #15 February 2, 2006 My suggestion is you have all your teeth pulled. Then you won't need vibes. rlIf you don't know where you're going, you should know where you came from. Gullah Proverb Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites funks 1 #16 February 2, 2006 pussy. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites RhondaLea 4 #17 February 2, 2006 Quotepussy. We'll see if you're still calling him that a month from now when I report back on my Virginia adventure. rlIf you don't know where you're going, you should know where you came from. Gullah Proverb Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites funks 1 #18 February 2, 2006 QuoteQuotepussy. We'll see if you're still calling him that a month from now when I report back on my Virginia adventure. rl Bring it on baby. Us VA boys have plans for you Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites GTAVercetti 0 #19 February 2, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuotepussy. We'll see if you're still calling him that a month from now when I report back on my Virginia adventure. rl Bring it on baby. Us VA boys have plans for you Why yes, my license number is a palindrome. Thank you for noticing. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites GTAVercetti 0 #20 February 2, 2006 Wait I meant Why yes, my license number is a palindrome. Thank you for noticing. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites RhondaLea 4 #21 February 2, 2006 QuoteBring it on baby. Us VA boys have plans for you I doubt you can keep up. rlIf you don't know where you're going, you should know where you came from. Gullah Proverb Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Girlfalldown 0 #22 February 2, 2006 Suck it up ya big fuckin pussy! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites antifnsocial 0 #23 February 2, 2006 Agreed. You big wussy baby you. Please feel free to reply to my posts and pm's, but only if you're smart enough to understand what they really mean. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Muenkel 0 #24 February 2, 2006 In the theme of things, I called you a dental pussy the last time. Now you've confirmed it. Besides, I don't believe in vibes anyway. I believe in prayers. Now you must bow your head and resign yourself to the power. Muwahahahahaha..... Chris _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites RhondaLea 4 #25 February 2, 2006 QuoteMuwahahahahaha..... Go get'im, Chris. If you don't know where you're going, you should know where you came from. Gullah Proverb Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 Next Page 1 of 2 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
RhondaLea 4 #15 February 2, 2006 My suggestion is you have all your teeth pulled. Then you won't need vibes. rlIf you don't know where you're going, you should know where you came from. Gullah Proverb Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RhondaLea 4 #17 February 2, 2006 Quotepussy. We'll see if you're still calling him that a month from now when I report back on my Virginia adventure. rlIf you don't know where you're going, you should know where you came from. Gullah Proverb Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
funks 1 #18 February 2, 2006 QuoteQuotepussy. We'll see if you're still calling him that a month from now when I report back on my Virginia adventure. rl Bring it on baby. Us VA boys have plans for you Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GTAVercetti 0 #19 February 2, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuotepussy. We'll see if you're still calling him that a month from now when I report back on my Virginia adventure. rl Bring it on baby. Us VA boys have plans for you Why yes, my license number is a palindrome. Thank you for noticing. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GTAVercetti 0 #20 February 2, 2006 Wait I meant Why yes, my license number is a palindrome. Thank you for noticing. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RhondaLea 4 #21 February 2, 2006 QuoteBring it on baby. Us VA boys have plans for you I doubt you can keep up. rlIf you don't know where you're going, you should know where you came from. Gullah Proverb Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Girlfalldown 0 #22 February 2, 2006 Suck it up ya big fuckin pussy! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
antifnsocial 0 #23 February 2, 2006 Agreed. You big wussy baby you. Please feel free to reply to my posts and pm's, but only if you're smart enough to understand what they really mean. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muenkel 0 #24 February 2, 2006 In the theme of things, I called you a dental pussy the last time. Now you've confirmed it. Besides, I don't believe in vibes anyway. I believe in prayers. Now you must bow your head and resign yourself to the power. Muwahahahahaha..... Chris _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RhondaLea 4 #25 February 2, 2006 QuoteMuwahahahahaha..... Go get'im, Chris. If you don't know where you're going, you should know where you came from. Gullah Proverb Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
