funks 1 #1 February 3, 2006 You know the scenario. You got a couple of minutes to kill and there aint nothing to do. You glance at the TV and catch a slim fast ad and its got the chick that lost weight parading around in a bikini. Suddenly you find yourself turned on and taking matters into your own hands but you are faced with the dilemma of having to be somewhere soon. Are you able to accomplish the task at hand in a reasonable amount of time? For the chicks - replace bikini chick with ab exerciser dude. Hell, for the guys, feel free to replace slim fast chick with ab exerciser chick Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
piisfish 140 #2 February 3, 2006 5-10 minutes with slimfast girl 2-5 minutes with ab exerciser dude 0-1 minute with Funks avatar scissors beat paper, paper beat rock, rock beat wingsuit - KarlM Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stallboy 0 #3 February 3, 2006 It depends if it's my hand or notOne day, I'm gonna grow wings, a chemical reaction, hysterical and useless... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydiver51 0 #4 February 3, 2006 Super sonic. Check out pic. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RhondaLea 4 #5 February 3, 2006 Okay, funks, I voted, but I'm not telling you who my fantasy is. rlIf you don't know where you're going, you should know where you came from. Gullah Proverb Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
funks 1 #6 February 3, 2006 QuoteOkay, funks, I voted, but I'm not telling you who my fantasy is. rl If your vote was less than a minute than it is quite obvious that I am your fantasy. I have that effect Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites NWFlyer 2 #7 February 3, 2006 QuoteOkay, funks, I voted, but I'm not telling you who my fantasy is. rl The bikini chick teaching the ab exerciser dude some alternative uses of the ab exerciser?"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites RhondaLea 4 #8 February 3, 2006 QuoteIf your vote was less than a minute than it is quite obvious that I am your fantasy. I have that effect You're half right. rlIf you don't know where you're going, you should know where you came from. Gullah Proverb Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites caress 0 #9 February 3, 2006 depends on who I am thinking about and who is present. I get all wet just thinking about him so...rubbin one out is easy(moisture helps!)-caress I've learned.... That being kind is more important than being right. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites warpedskydiver 0 #10 February 3, 2006 it all depends on what chick the target is...and if she knows how to help things along ( facial expressions and dirty talk ) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites yamtx73 0 #11 February 3, 2006 10 minutes or more... I like to take my timeThe only naturals in this sport shit thru feathers... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
NWFlyer 2 #7 February 3, 2006 QuoteOkay, funks, I voted, but I'm not telling you who my fantasy is. rl The bikini chick teaching the ab exerciser dude some alternative uses of the ab exerciser?"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RhondaLea 4 #8 February 3, 2006 QuoteIf your vote was less than a minute than it is quite obvious that I am your fantasy. I have that effect You're half right. rlIf you don't know where you're going, you should know where you came from. Gullah Proverb Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
caress 0 #9 February 3, 2006 depends on who I am thinking about and who is present. I get all wet just thinking about him so...rubbin one out is easy(moisture helps!)-caress I've learned.... That being kind is more important than being right. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
warpedskydiver 0 #10 February 3, 2006 it all depends on what chick the target is...and if she knows how to help things along ( facial expressions and dirty talk ) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yamtx73 0 #11 February 3, 2006 10 minutes or more... I like to take my timeThe only naturals in this sport shit thru feathers... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
