Valentine Poems

[Shell666 0]

Well, poems with a twist! A contest asked people to make up Valentine poems with a twist .... the first line was the most romantic thing you could say to your beloved ... the second line was the least romantic thing you could say.

Some of the winners ...

Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss,
But I only slept with you, because I was pissed.
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Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head.
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Of loving beauty you float with grace.
If only you could hide your face.
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I love your smile, your face, and your eyes.
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!
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My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
Marrying you really screwed up my life.
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I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming.
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My love, you take my breath away.
What have you stepped in to smell this way?
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My feelings for you no words can tell
Except for maybe "Go To Hell."
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What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime.
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My love for you is like a rose
One that's dead and never grows
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You are my sun, my moon, my star
I wish to see you... from afar
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You turn me on like Britney Spears
With even less between the ears
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Kind, intelligent, loving and hot
This describes everything you're not
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Your face belongs up on a screen
Behind a mask, on Halloween
-My darling, my love, you've stolen my heart,
My wallet and my car, you thieving tart!
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I need you please, forevermore
To stop showing up at my door
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My love for you is never ending
until you get this note I'm sending
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They say true lovers need time apart,
I think today's a good time to start!
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I thought that I could love no other
Until, that is, I met your brother
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Sweet and charming love of mine
Find another valentine
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I want to feel your sweet embrace
But don't take that bag off your face
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'Shell

'Shell

[NWFlyer 2]

Those are lovely sentiments... and for those looking for just the right gift, may I suggest bittersweets.

"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke

[warpedskydiver 0]

Rose are red violets are blue, your friend is hot can we do her too?

[Shell666 0]

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Rose are red violets are blue, your friend is hot can we do her too?

Bwahahahaha ... you're good at this!



'Shell

'Shell

[warpedskydiver 0]

My love for you is likes drops of rain
Ok now bend over and feel the pain!!!

Damn wait a min my gf says that was romantic
( coming from me! )

[warpedskydiver 0]

If our love was a home it would be palacial
now get on your knees were going to give you a facial!!!

[NtheSeaOrSky 0]

you work for Hallmark don't you ??

Life is not fair and there are no guarantees...

[warpedskydiver 0]

When we were young the guys at the DZ saw you and yelled great butt!!!

Now when you drop your pants they yell ewwwww that looks like skunk gut!!!

[warpedskydiver 0]

when we met I loved your smile and the smell of your hair.

Now 20yrs later when you show your pussy the room needs fresh air!

[dzdiva 7]

You say I'm your one and only,
This statement I'm starting to doubt.
After we made love last week,
I'm starting to break out!

I heard some rumors before we met,
Thought everyone deserves a chance.
It seems you have a problem, my dear,
Of keeping your pecker in your pants.

"It's not just a daydream if you choose to make it your life..."