waltappel 1 #1 September 18, 2005 A couple of friends called last night and told me that their kid had suddenly decided not to go on their planned outing to a midget wrestling match. They called me at 6:10pm and told me it started at 7:00pm. If I could be downtown in less than an hour, I could use his ticket. Midget wrestling?!!! How could I say no? Any guy that says no to a free ticket to midget wrestling is at serious risk of losing his guy card! Naturally I hauled ass over there, arriving a few minutes before my friends It was at a bar named Meridian on the edge of downtown Houston. The 7:00pm time was not even close--the actual midget wrestling didn't start until 11:00pm or so. The good news was it got us ringside seats. The bad news was that they had the worst band I have ever seen to keep the crowd "entertained" until the wrestling. I didn't catch the name of the band but they sucked royally. If they had sucked even a little less I would have felt really sorry for them because they were playing to a very hostile crowd. To a crowd of people drinking and expecting midget wrestlers, it would take a very good band indeed to hold their attention. Here are the lyrics to one of the songs they sang and, believe it or not, it was probably the highlight! Anyway, the only applause they got was when it was obvious that they were leaving the stage. It was a tough crowd for sure. The midget wrestling started with wrestler "Puppet the Psycho Dwarf" getting the crowd warmed up with sort of a standup comedy routine that was pretty funny. Then came a limbo contest with 10 people from the crowd. Two midget (actually dwarf) wrestlers held the limbo stick. Next came a match between two non-midget women. They put on a fairly good show. After that, though, the band from hell came back for a while. The main event was a "staple gun" match between Puppet the Psycho Dwarf and Little Justice, the Midget Public Prosecutor. After a few slams, the wrestler still standing (Puppet the Psycho Dwarf) called for people in the crowd to come up with dollar bills so he could staple them to Little Justice with a staple gun. No shit!!! He started by stapling a dollar bill to the other guy's forehead. That's right--he stapled a dollar bill to the other guy's forehead. Ouch!!! Double ouch!!! I didn't see how they could get much worse than that, but next came a dollar being stapled to the guy's nose. Then they switched and gave us the pleasure of watching bills get stapled to a butt cheek, a face cheek, and penis (actually, I'm sure it was just to the inner thigh). Then they started throwing each other out of the ring and fighting in the crowd. Man, I was trippin'!!! Around midnight or so, my friends said they had to leave to get home to their kid. I left too. That staple gun thing (especially to the forehead!!!) was a bit much and it was really, really smokey in there. Anyway, if you ever get the opportunity to see Rockum Sockum Midget Wrestling with Puppet the Psycho Dwarf vs. Little Justice, the Midget Public Prosecutor, in a staple gun match, that's what you are in for, except hopefully a different band. Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #2 September 18, 2005 If they had a monkey thrown in it would have been the PERFECT evening. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #3 September 18, 2005 QuoteIf they had a monkey thrown in it would have been the PERFECT evening. Having a monkey there would have been really over the top!!! That staple to the forehead, though, was wicked. To give you an idea of what it was like, think about when you're at an outdoor gun range and you're using a staple gun to put up targets on a wooden frame. You know how you have to press extra hard and really muscle it in to get a staple to go into a knot in the wood? That's what the guy had to do to staple a dollar bill to that other guy's forehead!!! It hurt like shit just watching it! I'd be truly scared to fuck with either of those guys. Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #4 September 18, 2005 QuoteQuote I'd be truly scared to fuck with either of those guys. Walt Yeah! They'd be trying to staple shit to your shinbone or kneecap! "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites waltappel 1 #5 September 18, 2005 QuoteQuoteQuote I'd be truly scared to fuck with either of those guys. Walt Yeah! They'd be trying to staple shit to your shinbone or kneecap! During the slams, Puppet the Psycho Dwarf got dropped on his head. It was obviously an accident and in no way part of the script. It had to hurt like hell and probably gave him some sort of compression injury to his neck. He didn't even flinch. He kept on going with the match even though he must have been in a great deal of pain. I'm sure it would take one hell of a beat-down to stop either of those guys. They can take some serious pain. Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites AlexCrowley 0 #6 September 18, 2005 We always work hurt and get hurt - you accept it from the moment you step through the ropes. We hit each other hard and like in skydiving, we learn to minimize the risk of injury - not mitigate it completely. I've 'almost been killed' way too many times to mention or even catalog. Skydiving's risks may be more likely to be fatal, but in wrestling it's guaranteed that you will be injured. Bear in mind that as wrestlers it is considered normal to finish up a match if you're concussed, if youve passed out in the ring, if you tore a muscle or if you break a limb (although it's not frowned on if you cut the match short by a few minutes if you broke a leg). I've worked for 20 minutes after smashing my head open and bleeding so much that it sounded like heavy rain on the mat and one half of my ring gear was soaked red, after the match we went to the car, drove to the emergency room and I got 10 staples to close the gash. I've also seen guys get major knee surgery with a 10 week recovery time get back in the ring and work matches after 3 weeks - not because they've miraculously healed, but because thats the culture they work in. It's not even a macho thing, it's just what it is. It's normal, accidents happen. I've been dumped on my head from body slams, suplexes, even off the top rope - I've always been lucky in that the most Ive gotten was a little dizzy and sore the next day. There is no script. As far as midget wrestlers, I've had the opportunity to work and train with Short Sleeve Sampson - a wrestler who has worked with the WWE/WWF a great deal. He's an awesome guy and is a real veteran. As a smaller guy he's relegated to working mostly comedy matches but SSS has a very broad knowledge of the sport and is a great deal of fun to work with. TV's got them images, TV's got them all, nothing's shocking. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Guest #7 September 18, 2005 Yikes! Is it true that pro (or pro-am?) wrestlers have membership in trade unions? If so, which one(s)? mh ."The mouse does not know life until it is in the mouth of the cat." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites AlexCrowley 0 #8 September 18, 2005 No. The talk about unions comes from rumors about Vince McMahon blackballing anyone who suggested creating one. Pro wrestlers are hired as independent contractors. No benefits, no insurance. Your average TV wrestler makes $35 - $90k as a downside (the rest is based on attendance). Car rental and lodging costs come out of that. So, your average lower card wrestler makes about as much as your average Blockbuster employee - if they're lucky. TV's got them images, TV's got them all, nothing's shocking. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites waltappel 1 #9 September 18, 2005 QuotePro wrestlers are hired as independent contractors. No benefits, no insurance. Your average TV wrestler makes $35 - $90k as a downside (the rest is based on attendance). Car rental and lodging costs come out of that. So, your average lower card wrestler makes about as much as your average Blockbuster employee - if they're lucky. So why would anyone put themselves through that kind of abuse for so little money? Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites airtwardo 7 #10 September 18, 2005 So why would anyone put themselves through that kind of abuse for so little money? Walt *** Because their "Tandem Rating" ran out? ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites AlexCrowley 0 #11 September 19, 2005 QuoteSo why would anyone put themselves through that kind of abuse for so little money? Walt *** Because their "Tandem Rating" ran out? Pretty close to the truth. It's something you do because you love it. At the independent level most of the guys are making gas money if they're lucky. The newer guys work for free. Why? Exposure. Getting to the WWE is something most of the guys want, but some do it purely for the discipline of the sport. Because you get injured it's not something you do simply to burn time. Why the WWE? you perform in front of thousands every night, you have the opportunity to be a household name, you have the opportunity to become rich, but the thing that drives all of us is that you have the opportunity to prove to everyone that you are the best. It's a lot like trying to explain why we jump out of perfectly good airplanes. Last night was a perfect example - I went out, cut a promo that almost caused a riot, I had 10 year olds call me names that would make their parents blush, and at least half a dozen "grown ups" that were ready to beat me to death if given the chance. And then the match tore the house down - we won and they hated us even more. A wrestling match is like constant free fall. You're constantly moving and constantly thinking, trying to lead the audience exactly where you want them to go emotionally - and when it goes well it's the best feeling in the world. We take people out of their world and drag them screaming into ours, and when we do a good job they walk away with memories they'll never forget. I got into this at 30, I'm also about 140lbs - I never went into this with delusions of getting to the WWE, I do this strictly for fun. I am, however, a damn good manager and if Vince called me up and invited me to join the company, even though it would realistically mean a massive paycut and being away from my family, I think, in all honesty, I wouldnt hesitate too much before accepting - and my wife wouldnt hesitate to support that decision. TV's got them images, TV's got them all, nothing's shocking. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites airtwardo 7 #12 September 19, 2005 It's something you do because you love it. *** I think all of us here can understand where you're coming from! Good luck...and Stay Healthy! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites 460 0 #13 February 2, 2006 This is an absolute scream.Looks like a death sandwich without the bread - Steve Deadman Morrell, BASE 174 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites TheAnvil 0 #14 February 2, 2006 Society trying to make fun of the short man, once again. Vinny the Anvil Post Traumatic Didn't Make The Lakers Syndrome is REAL JACKASS POWER!!!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites SpeedRacer 1 #15 February 3, 2006 Larry the Cable Guy: "Last night I picked up a midget prostitute. I paid her 8 bucks to go up on me." Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites jtval 0 #16 February 4, 2006 Walt, I got an even cooler story. I'll sum it up I saw midget wrestling/acrobatics in KOREA. yup KOREAN MIDGETS. I never even knew they made them that way LOL. I thought we had the market cornered. anyway theres a picture of me with the DOOLEY, ( i call him that b/c thats what his suspenders say) the main midget, and his fucking noggin is HUGEMy photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites BillyVance 35 #17 February 4, 2006 They just had midget wrestling on WWE's Smackdown tonight. They may be small, like 3 and a half feet tall, but they are fearless! One did a suicide dive out of the ring onto his opponent. I see the full-size wrestlers do this all the time, but a midget? Impressive! "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites jtval 0 #18 February 4, 2006 Billy, you were only impressed because you couldn't hear him scream like a girl. a LITTLE girl. My photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. 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waltappel 1 #5 September 18, 2005 QuoteQuoteQuote I'd be truly scared to fuck with either of those guys. Walt Yeah! They'd be trying to staple shit to your shinbone or kneecap! During the slams, Puppet the Psycho Dwarf got dropped on his head. It was obviously an accident and in no way part of the script. It had to hurt like hell and probably gave him some sort of compression injury to his neck. He didn't even flinch. He kept on going with the match even though he must have been in a great deal of pain. I'm sure it would take one hell of a beat-down to stop either of those guys. They can take some serious pain. Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites AlexCrowley 0 #6 September 18, 2005 We always work hurt and get hurt - you accept it from the moment you step through the ropes. We hit each other hard and like in skydiving, we learn to minimize the risk of injury - not mitigate it completely. I've 'almost been killed' way too many times to mention or even catalog. Skydiving's risks may be more likely to be fatal, but in wrestling it's guaranteed that you will be injured. Bear in mind that as wrestlers it is considered normal to finish up a match if you're concussed, if youve passed out in the ring, if you tore a muscle or if you break a limb (although it's not frowned on if you cut the match short by a few minutes if you broke a leg). I've worked for 20 minutes after smashing my head open and bleeding so much that it sounded like heavy rain on the mat and one half of my ring gear was soaked red, after the match we went to the car, drove to the emergency room and I got 10 staples to close the gash. I've also seen guys get major knee surgery with a 10 week recovery time get back in the ring and work matches after 3 weeks - not because they've miraculously healed, but because thats the culture they work in. It's not even a macho thing, it's just what it is. It's normal, accidents happen. I've been dumped on my head from body slams, suplexes, even off the top rope - I've always been lucky in that the most Ive gotten was a little dizzy and sore the next day. There is no script. As far as midget wrestlers, I've had the opportunity to work and train with Short Sleeve Sampson - a wrestler who has worked with the WWE/WWF a great deal. He's an awesome guy and is a real veteran. As a smaller guy he's relegated to working mostly comedy matches but SSS has a very broad knowledge of the sport and is a great deal of fun to work with. TV's got them images, TV's got them all, nothing's shocking. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Guest #7 September 18, 2005 Yikes! Is it true that pro (or pro-am?) wrestlers have membership in trade unions? If so, which one(s)? mh ."The mouse does not know life until it is in the mouth of the cat." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites AlexCrowley 0 #8 September 18, 2005 No. The talk about unions comes from rumors about Vince McMahon blackballing anyone who suggested creating one. Pro wrestlers are hired as independent contractors. No benefits, no insurance. Your average TV wrestler makes $35 - $90k as a downside (the rest is based on attendance). Car rental and lodging costs come out of that. So, your average lower card wrestler makes about as much as your average Blockbuster employee - if they're lucky. TV's got them images, TV's got them all, nothing's shocking. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites waltappel 1 #9 September 18, 2005 QuotePro wrestlers are hired as independent contractors. No benefits, no insurance. Your average TV wrestler makes $35 - $90k as a downside (the rest is based on attendance). Car rental and lodging costs come out of that. So, your average lower card wrestler makes about as much as your average Blockbuster employee - if they're lucky. So why would anyone put themselves through that kind of abuse for so little money? Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites airtwardo 7 #10 September 18, 2005 So why would anyone put themselves through that kind of abuse for so little money? Walt *** Because their "Tandem Rating" ran out? ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites AlexCrowley 0 #11 September 19, 2005 QuoteSo why would anyone put themselves through that kind of abuse for so little money? Walt *** Because their "Tandem Rating" ran out? Pretty close to the truth. It's something you do because you love it. At the independent level most of the guys are making gas money if they're lucky. The newer guys work for free. Why? Exposure. Getting to the WWE is something most of the guys want, but some do it purely for the discipline of the sport. Because you get injured it's not something you do simply to burn time. Why the WWE? you perform in front of thousands every night, you have the opportunity to be a household name, you have the opportunity to become rich, but the thing that drives all of us is that you have the opportunity to prove to everyone that you are the best. It's a lot like trying to explain why we jump out of perfectly good airplanes. Last night was a perfect example - I went out, cut a promo that almost caused a riot, I had 10 year olds call me names that would make their parents blush, and at least half a dozen "grown ups" that were ready to beat me to death if given the chance. And then the match tore the house down - we won and they hated us even more. A wrestling match is like constant free fall. You're constantly moving and constantly thinking, trying to lead the audience exactly where you want them to go emotionally - and when it goes well it's the best feeling in the world. We take people out of their world and drag them screaming into ours, and when we do a good job they walk away with memories they'll never forget. I got into this at 30, I'm also about 140lbs - I never went into this with delusions of getting to the WWE, I do this strictly for fun. I am, however, a damn good manager and if Vince called me up and invited me to join the company, even though it would realistically mean a massive paycut and being away from my family, I think, in all honesty, I wouldnt hesitate too much before accepting - and my wife wouldnt hesitate to support that decision. TV's got them images, TV's got them all, nothing's shocking. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites airtwardo 7 #12 September 19, 2005 It's something you do because you love it. *** I think all of us here can understand where you're coming from! Good luck...and Stay Healthy! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites 460 0 #13 February 2, 2006 This is an absolute scream.Looks like a death sandwich without the bread - Steve Deadman Morrell, BASE 174 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites TheAnvil 0 #14 February 2, 2006 Society trying to make fun of the short man, once again. Vinny the Anvil Post Traumatic Didn't Make The Lakers Syndrome is REAL JACKASS POWER!!!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites SpeedRacer 1 #15 February 3, 2006 Larry the Cable Guy: "Last night I picked up a midget prostitute. I paid her 8 bucks to go up on me." Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites jtval 0 #16 February 4, 2006 Walt, I got an even cooler story. I'll sum it up I saw midget wrestling/acrobatics in KOREA. yup KOREAN MIDGETS. I never even knew they made them that way LOL. I thought we had the market cornered. anyway theres a picture of me with the DOOLEY, ( i call him that b/c thats what his suspenders say) the main midget, and his fucking noggin is HUGEMy photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites BillyVance 35 #17 February 4, 2006 They just had midget wrestling on WWE's Smackdown tonight. They may be small, like 3 and a half feet tall, but they are fearless! One did a suicide dive out of the ring onto his opponent. I see the full-size wrestlers do this all the time, but a midget? Impressive! "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites jtval 0 #18 February 4, 2006 Billy, you were only impressed because you couldn't hear him scream like a girl. a LITTLE girl. My photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
AlexCrowley 0 #6 September 18, 2005 We always work hurt and get hurt - you accept it from the moment you step through the ropes. We hit each other hard and like in skydiving, we learn to minimize the risk of injury - not mitigate it completely. I've 'almost been killed' way too many times to mention or even catalog. Skydiving's risks may be more likely to be fatal, but in wrestling it's guaranteed that you will be injured. Bear in mind that as wrestlers it is considered normal to finish up a match if you're concussed, if youve passed out in the ring, if you tore a muscle or if you break a limb (although it's not frowned on if you cut the match short by a few minutes if you broke a leg). I've worked for 20 minutes after smashing my head open and bleeding so much that it sounded like heavy rain on the mat and one half of my ring gear was soaked red, after the match we went to the car, drove to the emergency room and I got 10 staples to close the gash. I've also seen guys get major knee surgery with a 10 week recovery time get back in the ring and work matches after 3 weeks - not because they've miraculously healed, but because thats the culture they work in. It's not even a macho thing, it's just what it is. It's normal, accidents happen. I've been dumped on my head from body slams, suplexes, even off the top rope - I've always been lucky in that the most Ive gotten was a little dizzy and sore the next day. There is no script. As far as midget wrestlers, I've had the opportunity to work and train with Short Sleeve Sampson - a wrestler who has worked with the WWE/WWF a great deal. He's an awesome guy and is a real veteran. As a smaller guy he's relegated to working mostly comedy matches but SSS has a very broad knowledge of the sport and is a great deal of fun to work with. TV's got them images, TV's got them all, nothing's shocking. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest #7 September 18, 2005 Yikes! Is it true that pro (or pro-am?) wrestlers have membership in trade unions? If so, which one(s)? mh ."The mouse does not know life until it is in the mouth of the cat." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AlexCrowley 0 #8 September 18, 2005 No. The talk about unions comes from rumors about Vince McMahon blackballing anyone who suggested creating one. Pro wrestlers are hired as independent contractors. No benefits, no insurance. Your average TV wrestler makes $35 - $90k as a downside (the rest is based on attendance). Car rental and lodging costs come out of that. So, your average lower card wrestler makes about as much as your average Blockbuster employee - if they're lucky. TV's got them images, TV's got them all, nothing's shocking. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #9 September 18, 2005 QuotePro wrestlers are hired as independent contractors. No benefits, no insurance. Your average TV wrestler makes $35 - $90k as a downside (the rest is based on attendance). Car rental and lodging costs come out of that. So, your average lower card wrestler makes about as much as your average Blockbuster employee - if they're lucky. So why would anyone put themselves through that kind of abuse for so little money? Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #10 September 18, 2005 So why would anyone put themselves through that kind of abuse for so little money? Walt *** Because their "Tandem Rating" ran out? ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AlexCrowley 0 #11 September 19, 2005 QuoteSo why would anyone put themselves through that kind of abuse for so little money? Walt *** Because their "Tandem Rating" ran out? Pretty close to the truth. It's something you do because you love it. At the independent level most of the guys are making gas money if they're lucky. The newer guys work for free. Why? Exposure. Getting to the WWE is something most of the guys want, but some do it purely for the discipline of the sport. Because you get injured it's not something you do simply to burn time. Why the WWE? you perform in front of thousands every night, you have the opportunity to be a household name, you have the opportunity to become rich, but the thing that drives all of us is that you have the opportunity to prove to everyone that you are the best. It's a lot like trying to explain why we jump out of perfectly good airplanes. Last night was a perfect example - I went out, cut a promo that almost caused a riot, I had 10 year olds call me names that would make their parents blush, and at least half a dozen "grown ups" that were ready to beat me to death if given the chance. And then the match tore the house down - we won and they hated us even more. A wrestling match is like constant free fall. You're constantly moving and constantly thinking, trying to lead the audience exactly where you want them to go emotionally - and when it goes well it's the best feeling in the world. We take people out of their world and drag them screaming into ours, and when we do a good job they walk away with memories they'll never forget. I got into this at 30, I'm also about 140lbs - I never went into this with delusions of getting to the WWE, I do this strictly for fun. I am, however, a damn good manager and if Vince called me up and invited me to join the company, even though it would realistically mean a massive paycut and being away from my family, I think, in all honesty, I wouldnt hesitate too much before accepting - and my wife wouldnt hesitate to support that decision. TV's got them images, TV's got them all, nothing's shocking. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #12 September 19, 2005 It's something you do because you love it. *** I think all of us here can understand where you're coming from! Good luck...and Stay Healthy! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
460 0 #13 February 2, 2006 This is an absolute scream.Looks like a death sandwich without the bread - Steve Deadman Morrell, BASE 174 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheAnvil 0 #14 February 2, 2006 Society trying to make fun of the short man, once again. Vinny the Anvil Post Traumatic Didn't Make The Lakers Syndrome is REAL JACKASS POWER!!!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #15 February 3, 2006 Larry the Cable Guy: "Last night I picked up a midget prostitute. I paid her 8 bucks to go up on me." Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #16 February 4, 2006 Walt, I got an even cooler story. I'll sum it up I saw midget wrestling/acrobatics in KOREA. yup KOREAN MIDGETS. I never even knew they made them that way LOL. I thought we had the market cornered. anyway theres a picture of me with the DOOLEY, ( i call him that b/c thats what his suspenders say) the main midget, and his fucking noggin is HUGEMy photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #17 February 4, 2006 They just had midget wrestling on WWE's Smackdown tonight. They may be small, like 3 and a half feet tall, but they are fearless! One did a suicide dive out of the ring onto his opponent. I see the full-size wrestlers do this all the time, but a midget? Impressive! "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #18 February 4, 2006 Billy, you were only impressed because you couldn't hear him scream like a girl. a LITTLE girl. My photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
