labrys 0 #1 February 6, 2006 Found this looking at a link to The Onion posted in SC. http://www.theonion.com/content/node/44894Owned by Remi #? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
leapdog 0 #2 February 7, 2006 I have spent plenty of time around hot air balloons. reading that was funny. Gunnery Sergeant of Marines "I would like it if I were challenged mentally at my job and not feel like I'm mentally challenged." - Co-worker Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CSpenceFLY 1 #3 February 7, 2006 That is funny.Someone should write one about skydiving. . Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Viking 0 #4 February 7, 2006 OMG 6..........6!!MPH!!! I swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver My God has a bigger dick than your god -George Carlin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #5 February 7, 2006 Was that news report supposed to be a joke? If it was, it was funny as hell! If they were seriously trying to report 'drama'...they need somebody on their investigative team with better skee-illz. ~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Stumpy 284 #6 February 7, 2006 "Emergency Crews arrived on the scene 40 minutes before the crash" and "One Passenger, a female, said that her life passed before her eyes, minute by minute, ........ Then when that was over, she reflected on her life's quieter moments." Classic Never try to eat more than you can lift Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dougiefresh 0 #7 February 7, 2006 QuoteWas that news report supposed to be a joke? If it was, it was funny as hell! If they were seriously trying to report 'drama'...they need somebody on their investigative team with better skee-illz. Apparently you are not familiar with the onion. Click around on other "stories", you'll see it's all satire. How can you not know about the Onion? They've had bestselling books out for years now!Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so. --Douglas Adams Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
labrys 0 #8 February 7, 2006 "Suspended dozens of feet off the ground, at the mercy of the wind, the good part of an afternoon spent not knowing where or when you'll come to a somewhat bumpy stop." Owned by Remi #? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
labrys 0 #9 February 7, 2006 QuoteThat is funny.Someone should write one about skydiving. Hmmmm. Onion style, I think the approach should be something about how disappointed a skydiver was to find that everything had gone perfectly well and they'd landed safely.Owned by Remi #? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #10 February 7, 2006 QuoteHow can you not know about the Onion? I live under a rock and only come out when it's above freezing.~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
