briguy 0 #1 February 7, 2006 I came up with this: Chuck Norris has never been in an animated cartoon series because no human artist can accurately capture Chuck Norris' raw beauty. Several have tried, but suffered fatal roundhouse kicks to the face for their failure. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kid_Icarus 0 #2 February 7, 2006 QuoteI came up with this: Chuck Norris has never been in an animated cartoon series because no human artist can accurately capture Chuck Norris' raw beauty. Several have tried, but suffered fatal roundhouse kicks to the face for their failure. how about Chuck Norris has never been in an animated cartoon series bacause cartoons are for kids. Grow the fuck up. RoundHOUSE KICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! or Chuck Norris has never been in an animated cartoon series because his hands are feet are so fast they can't be seen and it looks likes he's floating like a ghost, or freaky amputee porn star, both of which are not funny for kids. So animaters of the world... expect one roundhose kick to the groin-face-chest for attemting to capture Chuck's greatness. ________________________________________ "What What..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
briguy 0 #3 February 7, 2006 i was looking for a different wording on "raw beauty".... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NtheSeaOrSky 0 #4 February 7, 2006 rugged masculinity maybe?Life is not fair and there are no guarantees... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
briguy 0 #5 February 7, 2006 Quoterugged masculinity maybe? i considered that too..... but i want to convey some homosexual awe... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
funks 1 #6 February 7, 2006 Quotebut i want to convey some homosexual awe simply attach your picture to the tag line, mission accomplished. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
briguy 0 #7 February 7, 2006 how about Chuck Norris has never been in an animated cartoon series because no human artist can accurately capture Chuck Norris' rugged good looks and sublime buttocks. 3 have tried, but suffered fatal roundhouse kicks to the face for their failure. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NtheSeaOrSky 0 #8 February 7, 2006 um, it's Chuck Norris, I am thinking he would have round house kicked them for attempting such Life is not fair and there are no guarantees... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kid_Icarus 0 #9 February 7, 2006 yeah... chuck doesn't want you talkin about him.... ________________________________________ "What What..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
briguy 0 #10 February 7, 2006 Chuck is a benevolent Chuck, he doesn't roundhouse people for paying homage. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kid_Icarus 0 #11 February 7, 2006 QuoteChuck is a benevolent Chuck, he doesn't roundhouse people for paying homage. ???? THIS Chuck Norris?? Chuck Norris once lined up to kick the winning field goal of a high school football game. When the football went flat, he persuaded the referees to let him kick the field goal with a 3 month old child. Chuck roundhouse kicked the baby 60 yards through the uprights and then proceeded to bang every girl in the stadium. ________________________________________ "What What..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nightingale 0 #12 February 7, 2006 hmm.... words to replace "raw beauty"... "fluid grace" "unrefined exquisiteness" "rough elegance" um... that's all I've got. Good luck. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindercles 0 #13 February 7, 2006 How 'bout "monster wang" Chuck Norris has never been in an animated cartoon series because no human artist can accurately capture Chuck Norris' moster wang. Several have tried, but suffered fatal roundhouse kicks to the face for their failure. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
