Viking 0 #1 February 8, 2006 After numerous rounds of: "We don't even know if Osama is still alive," Osama himself decided to send George Bush a letter in his own handwriting to let him know he was still in the game. Bush opened the letter and it appeared to contain a coded message: 370HSSV-0773H Bush was baffled, so he e-mailed it to Condi Rice. Condi and her aides had no clue either, so they sent it to the F B I. No one could solve it so it went to the C I A, then to NSA. With no clue as to its meaning, they eventually asked Britain's MI-6 for help. MI-6 cabled the White House: "Tell the President he's holding the message upside down."I swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver My God has a bigger dick than your god -George Carlin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slowfaller 0 #2 February 8, 2006 2001 called, it wants it's joke back --"Someday you will die and somehow somethings going to steal your carbon" -MM Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
psipike02 0 #3 February 8, 2006 Quote 2001 called, it wants it's joke back HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAPuttin' some stank on it. ----Hellfish #707---- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
riggerrob 643 #4 February 8, 2006 Spewing breakfast cereal out my nostrils! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wingnut 0 #5 February 8, 2006 Quote2001 called, it wants it's joke back yes i really am "lol" .... ______________________________________ "i have no reader's digest version" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Viking 0 #6 February 8, 2006 ya well bite me, i'v never seen it before!I swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver My God has a bigger dick than your god -George Carlin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ccowden 0 #7 February 8, 2006 Oh oh! I got one! Why do you guys jump out of perfectly good airplanes? hahahahahahahaha!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Viking 0 #8 February 8, 2006 oh oh well you havn't seen the plane i jump from!!I swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver My God has a bigger dick than your god -George Carlin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ccowden 0 #9 February 8, 2006 Oh man! These are good! I HAVE to use them! btw- These ARE brand new joke that no one has ever used before, right? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wingnut 0 #10 February 8, 2006 dude, how do you sell a deaf man a duck????? hehehehehehe ______________________________________ "i have no reader's digest version" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Viking 0 #12 February 8, 2006 oh deer god not the duck joke.I swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver My God has a bigger dick than your god -George Carlin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wingnut 0 #13 February 8, 2006 Quoteoh deer god not the duck joke chris, that response right there is why i don't tel the duck joke anymore... ______________________________________ "i have no reader's digest version" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Viking 0 #14 February 8, 2006 only in person right Dave?I swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver My God has a bigger dick than your god -George Carlin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wingnut 0 #15 February 8, 2006 Quoteonly in person right Dave? nope... not at all... finally relised it was pretty lame.... i might tell it on only very special ocasions now..... like if a hot girl that wants me, asks me to tell it..... but neither chris or yo fit that bill.. ______________________________________ "i have no reader's digest version" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Viking 0 #16 February 8, 2006 lol well i guess its a good thing i'v already heard like a 100 times.I swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver My God has a bigger dick than your god -George Carlin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindercles 0 #17 February 8, 2006 What has two thumbs and likes blowjobs? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
