Another mind boggling question

[Girlfalldown 0]

How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?

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[flyinghonu 0]

A wood chuck would chuck all the wood a wood chuck could chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood....hey, why can't a wood chuck chuck wood?

"Excuse me while I kiss the sky..." - Jimi Hendrix

[Girlfalldown 0]

What exactly is a wood chuck?

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[lisamariewillbe 1]

its a very dirty thing, kinda like a cleveland steamer but with a guy named chuck

Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this
Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this

[simplyputsi 0]

Woodchucks are evil!!! Especially the woodchucks that chuck wood while chucking chuck.

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[flyinghonu 0]

Woodchuck: http://www.northstar.k12.ak.us/schools/joy/creamers/Mammals/Largemammals/woodchuck.jpeg

He looks like he REALLY wants to chuck some wood......hee, hee - wood

"Excuse me while I kiss the sky..." - Jimi Hendrix

[simplyputsi 0]

This one is smoking weed!!!

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[wildcard451 0]

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck were chuck norris?

All of it.

[Girlfalldown 0]

Ahhh woodchucks are cute!

Now I have another question.

Should vegetarians eat animal crackers?

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[lisamariewillbe 1]

I accidently gave my kid "people crackers" when he was a year old...

Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this
Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this

[TFFTM 1]

This is why a wood chuck Won't chuck wood.
Look what happened to the Beaver...

BSBD
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[lisamariewillbe 1]

if it was a shaved beaver it could have slid from the log

Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this
Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this

[simplyputsi 0]

mmmmm shaved beaver

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[Girlfalldown 0]

Where does rain come from?

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[NWFlyer 2]

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Where does rain come from?

It's the angels crying when you misbehave. Didn't your mother ever try that one on you?

"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke

[TFFTM 1]

Whuffos on their first jump

BSBD
Home of the Alabama Gang

[simplyputsi 0]

No that's me relieving myself. I had to make the call!!!

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[shermanator 4]

I'm more concerned about the how far he can chuck wood.. i don't want none of that wood hitting me! if it chucks it in my direction

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[lisamariewillbe 1]

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Where does rain come from

People peeing while under canopy


GRRRRR TFFTM and Simply, that was MY answer, I was working and couldnt put it fast enough, stupid fuckers

Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this
Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this

[plutoniumsalmon 0]

42000 square board feet

Pointy birds
Oh pointy pointy
Anoint my head
Anointy nointy

[simplyputsi 0]

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GRRRRR TFFTM and Simply, that was MY answer, I was working and couldnt put it fast enough, stupid fuckers

sure whatever. You are just stealing my posts and trying to be cool like me.

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[lisamariewillbe 1]

You might want to stay away from the Farms all we can jump weekend this weekend cause I will be kicking your ass

Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this
Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this

[IanHarrop 43]

Facts about woodchucks - also known as groundhogs.

http://www.hww.ca/hww2.asp?cid=8&id=109

"Woodchucks prefer to eat fresh green vegetation. They eat a wide variety of wild plants, clover and alfalfa, and garden vegetables if they can get them. On rare occasions, they eat snails, insects, or young birds that they come upon by accident. Early in spring they eat bark and small branches."

"Where troubles melt like lemon drops, away above the chimney tops, that's where you'll find me" Dorothy

[NWFlyer 2]

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Facts about woodchucks - also known as groundhogs.

Holy shit, I missed Groundhog Day. Did he see his shadow? Anyone know?

"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke

[simplyputsi 0]

((((((shaking))))))

Don't worry my broke ass can't afford to go this weekend or any other weekend in FEB. I'll be slaving away at home on some projects.


But next time i'm out I'll make sure to pee on you from my canopy

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