Elisha 1 #1 February 9, 2006 1-336-226-1488 Graham Cinema 119 N. Main St. Graham, NC The Graham Cinema is a huge vintage movie house of the old school, complete with balcony--one of the last old-style theaters in North Carolina that hasn't been chopped into smaller theaters. The Graham Cinema is Movieminder.com's favorite place to see a movie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bazelos 0 #2 February 9, 2006 Jesus, is that how you colonials speak?!He who makes a beast of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindercles 0 #3 February 9, 2006 Was that Boomhauer?? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Elisha 1 #4 February 9, 2006 QuoteWas that Boomhauer?? LMAO! I'm a sophiscated west coaster, not some Yank or redneck! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildcard451 0 #5 February 9, 2006 hey assholes! quit tying up the line! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildcard451 0 #6 February 9, 2006 QuoteQuoteWas that Boomhauer?? LMAO! I'm a sophiscated west coaster, not some Yank or redneck! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. you? Sophisticated?? HAhahahahahahahaha Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bazelos 0 #7 February 9, 2006 Someone please leave him a message!He who makes a beast of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #8 February 9, 2006 It's a local call for me. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Elisha 1 #9 February 9, 2006 Quote you? Sophisticated?? HAhahahahahahahaha I'm certainly not Colonial! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bazelos 0 #10 February 9, 2006 Quote I'm certainly not Colonial! HAHAHAHAHe who makes a beast of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Elisha 1 #11 February 9, 2006 QuoteQuote I'm certainly not Colonial! HAHAHAHA Not Colonial as in not living in an east-coast-former-13-colonies-state, but I guess all of us are to you Brits. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #12 February 9, 2006 The beauty of having an internet-based relay service allowed me to call that number via a relay operator, who then transcribed the answering message, which is shown in its entirety below: IP RELAY RO 9011F DIALING 336 226 1488 PLS HD RING 1 2 (ANS MACH) (M) thx for calling the graham located at 119 main st graham nc if u need to talk to me person call 336 229 4990 if im not there leave me a msg name is tim bob i ll call u back as soon as i get in i promise i will starting fri feb 3rd rob will still playing we still have king kong playing this is the last week on king kong it s rated pg13 because of the violence the creepy bugs and that kind of stuff uh i ll seat 2 dollars it plays at 7 o clock at ever night entire week and on sat and sun at 3 and 7 and um it s a long movie that s why about 3 hours long we only have 1 show a night and 2 on the weekends anyway come check it out and come early on the weekends cause we sold out the last 2 weekends on this movie so be here about 30 minutes before show time u know last week i was sitting around the lobby one night a little ol boy came out i guess about 6 years old and he said where s the bathroom mr it s through the doors and to the right i get asked that question all the time he said her mr isn t king kong naked i said well yeah (sounds like laughing) must have had him on tar he said well how come i cant see his u know what i said well sonny boy it could a lot of human men walking around this place naked and u might not be able to see his u know what (sounds like laughing) he said how come how come i never did get to see him do i don t get to see him do nbr 1 or nbr 2 i said well it s because nobody wants to see a gorilla do nbr 1 or nbr 2 in a movie kid i said well i might want to see him do nbr 3 (sounds like laughing) he said what s nbr 3 i said i don t know figure it out so when he left the theater that night his momma his momma asked me what nbr 3 well 1 plus 2 is 3 how about that figure it out anyway alright enough about the gorilla let me tell u a gorilla joke i ve told this before but i have to use it this week because of king kong where the 2 scientist for experimenting with a gorilla named maria one of them said to the other one what would happen if we mated maria with a human being he said well i don t know let s see we ll go to a bar and get us a drunk that s leaving and offer to pay him and maybe we can get him to mate with maria and we ll see what happens so they go to the bar and when the drunks leaving they get one of them old drunks take him over there to maria cage and say we want to show u something this is maria and he said yeah he said would u uh make love to maria for 200 dollars he said yeah sure he said good when can u do it he said about 2 weeks he said why so long he said well it ll take me that long to raise the money anyway come on to graham and check us out we ll love to have u (sounds pleasant) (BEEP ANS MACH HUNG UP) Good golly miss Molly, that was one long-assed message! "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindercles 0 #13 February 9, 2006 That's pretty much what it looks like when I turn on the closed captioning and watch King of the Hill Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shermanator 4 #14 February 9, 2006 holy cow!! screw the funny accent... $2 a ticket!! i could only dream that tickets were taht price. its like 10 /movie here in so cal.CLICK HERE! new blog posted 9/21/08 CSA #720 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #15 February 9, 2006 QuoteThat's pretty much what it looks like when I turn on the closed captioning and watch King of the Hill Actually, it reminded me of the fat kid from The Goonies who kept babbling on and on when he was under questioning by the two bad guys and the momma. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Elisha 1 #16 February 9, 2006 QuoteQuoteThat's pretty much what it looks like when I turn on the closed captioning and watch King of the Hill Actually, it reminded me of the fat kid from The Goonies who kept babbling on and on when he was under questioning by the two bad guys and the momma. Nah, Chub (or whatever his name was) just babbled. This guy had an obviousl southern drawl and just rambled on (but not babbled, as in fast talking). Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
briguy 0 #17 February 9, 2006 if u need to talk to me person call 336 229 4990 anyone do this yet? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
