The "What Kind of Man Turns You On" Test

[Shotgun 1]

I got the tough guy too, except my score was 75% masculine, 82% athletic, 27% exotic, and 25% refined.

But I didn't find most of the guys to be attractive. Actually most of my choices were based on who was the least unattractive to me. But then I do tend to have sort of weird taste...

[misskriss 0]

Adventure man



You scored 60% masculine, 47% athletic, 63% exotic, and 31% refined!
You like a man who doesn't need the crazy muscles to prove he is a 100% man. He is mysterious and his pictures make you want to jump into his head to see what is going on in there...or his pants I suppose. You like a little bad-ass in him and you may like someone like.....Jude Law.

[boinky 0]

[RED]WARNING!!![/RED]
Are you a hairless chested, insecure man? If this describes you, do NOT open the clicky! [ANGELIC]

Maybe I'm weird...okay, I KNOW I'm weird, but anyway....where were the men with hairy chests?

I like my man with LOTS of chest hair!! You can keep those hairless creampuffs. I'll keep the man I got!

Nina

Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz)
Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

[GiaKrembs 0]

Action movie star
You scored 70% masculine, 58% athletic, 54% exotic, and 56% refined!
You love a manly man and you don't have time for boys. You like someone who looks exotic and who takes care of his body and hygiene. That is a good idea in case you are trying to eat jello shooters off of his beautiful 6 pack. Someone like.....Jean-Claude Van Damme, Belgium's hottest export. But let's face it, the whole point of this was to look at a bunch of hot guys. If you liked what you saw, please rate my test!
You scored higher than 75% on masculine

You scored higher than 8% on athletic

You scored higher than 75% on exotic

You scored higher than 41% on refined


OMG, I was so distracted on the last page, I have no clue who I was picking...

That was fun, thanks RL!

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Raddest ho this side of Jersey #1 - rest in peace brother
Beth lost her cherry and I missed it
.... you want access to it, but you don't want to break it.

[SkyDaemon 0]

My own results: :-)
Mysterious buff boy
You scored 30% masculine, 52% athletic, 54% exotic, and 62% refined!
You like a bit of boy underneath all those muscles. He looks like he takes good care of himself and washes behind his ears. He is sultry and mysterious and could be someone like.

Turns out he's mostly a hyper intelligent, emotional, nice Jewish guy, who's a really good cook :-) It's good to be me!

-=Raistlin

find / -name jumpers -print; cat jumpers $USER > manifest; cd /dev/airplane; more altitude; make jump; cd /pub; more beer;

[thegreekone 0]

Be afraid, be very afraid.

[Icon134 0]

I took the ok cupid girl test...

and my results are acually relatively accurate:

The Favorite Friend
47% Sexy-Cute, 72% Dark-Light, 58% Artsy-Stylish

Cute, Light, and neither Artsy nor Stylish, she's that friend we've all had. The great girl. The one we've been friends with since the third grade. The one who laughs at our jokes and sends funny text messages. The one with whom we secretly, desperately want to crawl under the covers and spend the next eighteen hours naked.

I meant to attache the picture of the photoshoptd girl being assulted by a mango... that was shown before giving my results...

Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife...

[lisamariewillbe 1]

Classic scorcher
You scored 60% masculine, 82% athletic, 27% exotic, and 56% refined!
You have picked my personal favorite type of man. Yes, man, not boy. The all-American and then some. You admire a buff body and manly features but someone who knows how to bathe himself and even though he's a scorcher, you could still bring him home to mom - as long as she keeps her hands off! Someone this hot would be......Victor Webster. But let's face it, the whole point of this was to look at a bunch of hot guys. If you liked what you saw, please rate my test!

Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this
Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this

[RevJim 0]

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I took the ok cupid girl test...

Uh huh...

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The Hot Friend
32% Sexy-Cute, 48% Dark-Light, 56% Artsy-Stylish
Sexy, neither Dark nor Light, and neither Artsy nor Stylish, she's just the Hot Friend. You know you've got one of these. Great face, great uh... assets. This is the type of girl who is fawned on by guys constantly, never realizes it, and finally marries some jackass who's just like you... but damn it, it's not you!

It's your life, live it!
Karma
RB#684 "Corcho", ASK#60, Muff#3520, NCB#398, NHDZ#4, C-33989, DG#1

[karenmeal 0]

That test is disappointing.

I didn't see the sweet, intelligent, thoughtful, long-haired, hippy tandem-master, atheist type on there anywhere.

"Life is a temporary victory over the causes which induce death." - Sylvester Graham

[RevJim 0]

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That test is disappointing.

I didn't see the sweet, intelligent, thoughtful, long-haired, hippy tandem-master, atheist type on there anywhere.

Then you must be "The Hot Friend"...

It's your life, live it!
Karma
RB#684 "Corcho", ASK#60, Muff#3520, NCB#398, NHDZ#4, C-33989, DG#1

[chaoskitty 0]

Exotic bad-ass
You scored 75% masculine, 64% athletic, 63% exotic, and 50% refined!

I'd say thats about right!

[karenmeal 0]

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Then you must be "The Hot Friend"...

I don't get it..

?

"Life is a temporary victory over the causes which induce death." - Sylvester Graham

[Orchid 0]

Tough guy

You scored 80% masculine, 70% athletic, 36% exotic, and 43% refined!

You love men, you love testosterone and you know it. You like a bad-ass man who knows what he wants. He isn't what you might bring home to mom but I don't think it really matters - he's hot! Someone like.....hmmmm.......lmao!!!!!

"Love is doing small things with great love."

Lacrosse: Legally beating men with sticks since 1492

[ACMESkydiver 0]

Tough guy
You scored 90% masculine, 82% athletic, 45% exotic, and 43% refined!
You love men, you love testosterone and you know it. You like a bad-ass man who knows what he wants. He isn't what you might bring home to mom but I don't think it really matters - he's hot! Someone like.....Vin Diesel. But let's face it, the whole point of this was to look at a bunch of hot guys. If you liked what you saw, please rate my test!


Yeah, my man's a tough guy. The strong type turns me on.


Boy if we were all single, there'd have a whole bunch of us sky-chicas hanging out at Vin Diesel's place...

I know Moodyskydiver wouldn't mind!

~Jaye
Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action.

[ACMESkydiver 0]

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That test is disappointing.

I didn't see the sweet, intelligent, thoughtful, long-haired, hippy tandem-master, atheist type on there anywhere.

Your Jeff is one-of-a-kind.

~Jaye
Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action.

[d_squared431 0]

Tough guy

75% masculine, 82% athletic, 27% exotic, and 43% refined!

You love men, you love testosterone and you know it. You like a bad-ass man who knows what he wants. He isn't what you might bring home to mom but I don't think it really matters - he's hot! Someone like.....Vin Diesel. But let's face it, the whole point of this was to look at a bunch of hot guys. If you liked what you saw, please rate my test

TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1
I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH
You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly

[weegegirl 2]

Tough guy
You scored 70% masculine, 76% athletic, 45% exotic, and 50% refined!

no surprise here. i like my MEN. i hate the girly guys.

[RhondaLea 4]

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Actually most of my choices were based on who was the least unattractive to me. But then I do tend to have sort of weird taste...

Not so weird.

That's exactly what I did...

Okay, maybe you're weird after all.

If you don't know where you're going, you should know where you came from. Gullah Proverb

[monkycndo 0]

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Maybe I'm weird...okay, I KNOW I'm weird, but anyway....where were the men with hairy chests?

I like my man with LOTS of chest hair!! You can keep those hairless creampuffs.

*SWOON*

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[SkydiveStMarys 0]

Dark mysterious boy
You scored 40% masculine, 64% athletic, 54% exotic, and 37% refined!


Oh my!!!!!


Bobbi

A miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude.

[wmw999 2,587]

I'm an adventure man kind of girl too. Interesting, though -- at my age, I scored higher than 99% of the responders for the first 3 attributes, and higher than 50% for refinement. Maybe that means there have been 2 responders in my age group before

Wendy W.

There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown)

[PLFXpert 0]

That was hilarious and so fun!

But, my answer is so off:

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Buff bad boy
You scored 45% masculine, 64% athletic, 9% exotic, and 25% refined!
You like your men with a boyish or feminine face but a manly body. You like him to posess bad boy looks while still maintaining some innocence. He looks like the all-American kind of hunk and I bet you love someone like.......Travis Fimmel. But let's face it, the whole point of this was to look at a bunch of hot guys. If you liked what you saw, please rate my test!

Ha----ummmmm, I don't think this is me at all. My hunny definitely does NOT have the boyish/feminie face. His face is full of character and very un-metro--manly. He's not buff---more lean, surfer-toned.

I really can't stand buff. Nor can I stand the metro look. I LOVE that no matter how fast I get ready, my hunny is still ready in half the time. It's amazing and drives me nuts at the same time. But, I would find it revolting if I were waiting on him to, like, product his hair or something. EHHLLLGH!

Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.

[windcatcher 0]

Naughty boy
You scored 30% masculine, 29% athletic, 18% exotic, and 12% refined!
You like your men with a more boyish look. The huge muscle-popping men don't do it for you as much as the sleeker toned guys. You like the all-American look, but not the squeaky clean type - a little on the bad boy side. Someone like.....Ashton Kutcher. But let's face it, the whole point of this was to look at a bunch of hot guys. If you liked what you saw, please rate my test!

Ashton Kutcher?
I admit I don't like the Arnold muscle on men, but guys with really toned arms and chests and backs and legs and . I do like the dark haired, really masculine looking, facial hair guys who are a little dirty.

Mother to the cutest little thing in the world...

[jumper03 0]

hmph.

looks like I won't be turning ANYone on in this thread....

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