udder 0 #1 February 10, 2006 I couldn't believe my good luck when I recieved a email from the guild co-ordinator asking me to please contact a police officer who phoned her earlier regarding our university skydiving club. Apparently someone dobbed us into the National Security Hotline (which is to report suspicious terrorist like activities) for something which I was never told about. Anyhow, the police officer said after speaking to the guild rep about our members it seemed whoever called in was a little too exicted about nothing. All this build up and there weren't even any secret terrorist members. And I dunno how much damage you would do tracking into the side of a building... Though I do believe we will be the coolest club on campus now that we have been investigated as a national security threat. Since we might have to change our name from the Lawn Darts Skydiving Club anyway, does anyone have any ideas with cool names? Al-Zakhawi Martyrs Skydiving Club maybe? The Suicide Brigade Skydiving Club? Jihad Skydiving Club? Allah's Warriors Skydiving Club? This is definately one fucked up day. Just when I thought shit couldn't possibly get any weirder. edited cause I cant spell worth shit."In one way or the other, I'm a bad brother. Word to the motherf**ker." Eazy-E Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #2 February 10, 2006 A resident of our city who doesn't like the sound of our C206 wrote a letter to the editor of our local newspaper in October 2001. His primary complaint was about the noise (he built his house next to an airport!), couldn't believe it was legal for us to jump at night, and said "This is exactly the kind of operation the terrorists are looking to exploit! In the bid to make ourselves more secure, we should pick the low-hanging fruit first, and this is obviously one piece of it." Or something to that effect. I thought it was hilarious. What do you think would happen to the stupid bastard who tried to hijack a jump plane? "Welcome to freefall!" Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #3 February 10, 2006 Ohh skydiving without a parachute. I hear it is a real rush when you know you are about to go splat. lol assholes. How about this name for a skydiving club: Peoples Front of Judeah Suicide Freefall AssociationDivot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
grue 1 #4 February 10, 2006 Durka Durka Freefall Associationcavete terrae. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #5 February 10, 2006 Mohamid JihadDivot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bob.dino 1 #6 February 10, 2006 "Indonesian Refugee Association" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yamtx73 0 #7 February 10, 2006 Organisation De Libération De ParachuteThe only naturals in this sport shit thru feathers... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bertusgeert 1 #8 February 10, 2006 QuoteDurka Durka Freefall Association --------------------------------------------- As jy dom is moet jy bloei! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Viking 0 #9 February 10, 2006 QuoteDurka Durka Freefall Association WINNER!!!!!I swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver My God has a bigger dick than your god -George Carlin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
F16Driver 0 #10 February 10, 2006 QuoteQuoteDurka Durka Freefall Association WINNER!!!!! I agree!!!! "I promise, I will never die." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bazelos 0 #11 February 10, 2006 The Flying Martyrs or Al-Aqsa!He who makes a beast of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
