AlexCrowley 0 #26 February 9, 2006 More snickers! More coke! TV's got them images, TV's got them all, nothing's shocking. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jjiimmyyt 0 #27 February 9, 2006 BEST. QUOTE. EVER. Think of me as Chomsky with dick jokes. "This isn't an iron lung, people. You can actually disconnect and not die." -Dave Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sfullerman 0 #28 February 9, 2006 I worked in a little comedy club in NW La. back in the late 80's. The last time "B.H." (not mentioning his name) came thru....he finished his set by using his microphone to smash the glass in the frames of the pics of other comedians that had played the club, all the while saying "i'm funnier than HIM"...smash,,"funnier than HIM"...smash.... and you know what? He WAS! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jjiimmyyt 0 #29 February 9, 2006 It wasnt just that he was funny, he seemed to love humanity and expected more of us, he just hated people. "This isn't an iron lung, people. You can actually disconnect and not die." -Dave Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sfullerman 0 #30 February 9, 2006 QuoteIt wasnt just that he was funny, he seemed to love humanity and expected more of us, he just hated people. Yeah, I think you're right on with that assessment. I enjoyed him immensely because of the edge and originality of his humor. In those days I had to listen to so many "hacks" come thru telling jokes about naming their dicks....he was a breath of fresh air (well, except for the cigarette smoke) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AlexCrowley 0 #31 February 9, 2006 I try to emulate him. Unfortunately I've only got the hating people thing down. TV's got them images, TV's got them all, nothing's shocking. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #32 February 9, 2006 QuoteToday a young man on acid realized that all matter is mearly energy condensed through a slow vibration, we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively, life is only a dream and we are the imaginations of ourselves. Here's Tom with the weather. shit I knew it!!! why did I even bother to come to work this morning? fuck all of this. Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jjiimmyyt 0 #33 February 9, 2006 Me too. Thats probably why lots of people dont like me - the whole honesty thing. Fuck em though, I refuse to bow down before them, their gods, or their petty little mind sets. Although I can behave in polite company, only use a fork though, the other hands to busy holding my tongue. "This isn't an iron lung, people. You can actually disconnect and not die." -Dave Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AlexCrowley 0 #34 February 9, 2006 12 years later and it still sucks. 1993 - 1994 was a really rough time for me. excluding my personal chaos, my heros started dropping like flies. Frank Zappa, Bill Hicks, Fred Gwynne, Andrei Chikatilo. TV's got them images, TV's got them all, nothing's shocking. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jjiimmyyt 0 #35 February 9, 2006 You cant compare those guys to HIM.they were serial killers, Herman Munster and some dude who called his kids funny names. "This isn't an iron lung, people. You can actually disconnect and not die." -Dave Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AlexCrowley 0 #36 February 9, 2006 A reporter once asked Hicks why he'd stopped smoking. His reply: "I wanted to see if Denis Leary would." TV's got them images, TV's got them all, nothing's shocking. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jjiimmyyt 0 #37 February 9, 2006 Freebird!!! "This isn't an iron lung, people. You can actually disconnect and not die." -Dave Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AlexCrowley 0 #38 February 9, 2006 All geniuses and leaders in their field. TV's got them images, TV's got them all, nothing's shocking. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
micro 0 #39 February 9, 2006 OMG, that pirate one rocked! lol! I've got tears streaming down my face, HARRR! I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jjiimmyyt 0 #40 February 9, 2006 QuoteAll geniuses and leaders in their field. Sorry but Shipman kicked Andrei's Ass. Harolds my favourite serial killer. BEST. SERIAL. KILLER. EVER. "This isn't an iron lung, people. You can actually disconnect and not die." -Dave Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AlexCrowley 0 #41 February 9, 2006 but didnt fit into the whole 1993/94 theme. TV's got them images, TV's got them all, nothing's shocking. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jjiimmyyt 0 #42 February 9, 2006 Hewasdoign it even then, just didn't get caught then "This isn't an iron lung, people. You can actually disconnect and not die." -Dave Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hobbes4star 0 #43 February 9, 2006 that was the funniest thing I have read all month and all last month. I got a cramp from laughing so hard and tears running from my face. thank you bravo bravo.if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
McDuck 0 #44 February 10, 2006 Quote A reporter once asked Hicks why he'd stopped smoking. His reply: "I wanted to see if Denis Leary would." Now THAT is pretty damn funny!Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
