FrEaK_aCcIdEnT 0 #1 February 12, 2006 from another place other than already posted here i hope Quote> A woman was in a coma. Nurses were in her room giving her a > sponge bath. One of them was washing her private area and noticed that > there was a response on the monitor when she touched her. > > They went to her husband and explained what happened, > telling him, "Crazy as this sounds, maybe a little oral sex will do the > trick and bring her out of the coma." > > The husband was skeptical, but they assured him that they'd > close the curtains for privacy. The hubby finally agreed and went into his > wife's room. > > After a few minutes the woman's monitor flat lined, no > pulse, no heart rate. > > The nurses ran into the room. "What happened?" they cried. > > The husband said, "I guess she choked." ExPeCt ThE uNeXpEcTeD! DoNt MiNd ThE tYpOs, Im LaZy On CoRrEcTiOnS! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
eeneR 3 #2 February 12, 2006 Bwhahaha..ohmigod that is sooo bad... She is not a "Dumb Blonde" - She is a "Light-Haired Detour Off The Information Superhighway." eeneR TF#72, FB#4130, Incauto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy_Copland 0 #3 February 12, 2006 That was great, just told it on the phone.1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveStMarys 0 #4 February 13, 2006 Groooooooan.... BobbiA miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
