cocheese 0 #1 February 13, 2006 This just in : It seems that Vinny the Anvil has just run out of Tequila. Due to his consumption of mass quantities, there is a shortage of Tequila in the area where he lives.We are asking everyone to send their Tequila to Vinny The AnvilPO Box. 1007Jacksonville Florida.Please help if you can. Time is of the essence.New news :He's climbed the water tower and has started shooting tall people. Send your Tequila now ! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
justinb138 0 #2 February 13, 2006 Quote He's climbed the water tower and has started shooting tall people. We'll, at least I know I'm safe. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheAnvil 0 #3 February 13, 2006 You have good sources...not only I am down to 1/2 bottle of Patron and 1 bottle of Herradura reposado, which basically equates to being out as that will not sustain me for long, but there IS a water tower near my house I've been itching to waddle up... Please send tequila immediately. Vinny the Anvil Post Traumatic Didn't Make The Lakers Syndrome is REAL JACKASS POWER!!!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumper03 0 #4 February 13, 2006 one tequila, two tekeela, three keteela, FLOOR! no thanks - played that game last night....oof. Scars remind us that the past is real Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheAnvil 0 #5 February 13, 2006 I'll drink what you don't want.... Vinny the Anvil Post Traumatic Didn't Make The Lakers Syndrome is REAL JACKASS POWER!!!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
justinb138 0 #6 February 13, 2006 I've got a bottle of Millagro and Gran Centenario Anejo here at the house.... but I can't send them anywhere.. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheAnvil 0 #7 February 13, 2006 Bring them instead...if you start driving now, you might be here by the time I return from work tomorrow...you can join me in ascending the water tower and finishing them... Vinny the Anvil Post Traumatic Didn't Make The Lakers Syndrome is REAL JACKASS POWER!!!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
justinb138 0 #8 February 13, 2006 Quote.if you start driving now, you might be here by the time I return from work tomorrow. Obviously you haven't seen me drive... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #9 February 13, 2006 The helicopter is on the way to pick it up. Don't move.remain calm and put the tequila on your roof. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
eeneR 3 #10 February 13, 2006 QuoteQuote He's climbed the water tower and has started shooting tall people. We'll, at least I know I'm safe. That makes 2 of us She is not a "Dumb Blonde" - She is a "Light-Haired Detour Off The Information Superhighway." eeneR TF#72, FB#4130, Incauto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #11 February 13, 2006 Quote He's climbed the water tower and has started shooting tall people. Send your Tequila now ! Oh, shit, I'm screwed! Where's Lisamarie and TallGuy so I can hide!?"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
