Do you believe in Ghosts?

[SkydiveStMarys 0]

Your very good at it.


Bobbi

A miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude.

[lisamariewillbe 1]

*bows* thanks, if you ever need advice on how to squash kids dreams Ill tell you what they think happened to the tooth fairy...

Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this
Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this

[Broke 0]

Ok I'll recount a tale of m misspent youth.

My friends and I used to hang out in this abandoned house from time to time. Basically whenever we couldn't find a way to get into trouble. Or while we were plotting trouble. Rumor had it in this house the owner and his wife had killed themselves because they couldn't afford to pay the taxes on the property.
One night I knew we would be reconveening at the house, so I decided to go in first and stoke the fire up a bit more. I played with fire a lot while I was a teenager. I used to light myself on fire alot and stuff like that, but I digress.
As I said I decided to stoke the fire back up. I grabbed a handfull of dry leaves. As I was entering this house. I could feel a tingling feeling as if something was passing through my abdomen, and then I heard soemthing that totally freaked me out. I heard an unfamiliar voice wispering my name in my ear. After that I just dropped the handfull of leaves and ran. I don't think I had ever ran as fast as I did at that point in time.

Divot your source for all things Hillbilly.
Anvil Brother 84
SCR 14192

[SkydiveStMarys 0]

No thats OK, I want my kids to live in a fairy tale type of world for a little longer....after all they will have to deal with the shit the world has to dole out for a long time to come.
At this point what they don't know won't hurt them. I turned out ok for the most part and I believed.

Bobbi

A miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude.

[SkydiveStMarys 0]

Did you ever go back to the house???


Bobbi

A miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude.

[lisamariewillbe 1]

I just like the reality of the holidays or special occasions...

Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this
Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this

[Broke 0]

I never went back, and it has been torn down at least 6 years ago.

Divot your source for all things Hillbilly.
Anvil Brother 84
SCR 14192

[SkydiveStMarys 0]

Those holidays and special occasions are what YOU make it, not what the world "makes" it or what society dictates it should be.


Bobbi

A miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude.

[lisamariewillbe 1]

Well most holidays the bible dictates. Society dictates the falseness of the reality.

Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this
Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this

[SkydiveStMarys 0]

A pinch of that and a shake of this and whala, you have your own personal holiday!

Bobbi

A miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude.

[lisamariewillbe 1]

I dont celebrate the holidays, people die when I do

Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this
Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this

[lisamariewillbe 1]

and they dont turn into ghosts either

Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this
Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this

[SkydiveStMarys 0]

Now back to a regularly scheduled program folks!!


Bobbi

A miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude.

[lisamariewillbe 1]

come on let me kill the thread, that would work with the whole ghost thing

Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this
Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this

[masterrig 1]

Reminds me of a story I heard about an ol' boy sitting in the back pew of church one Sunday.
The ol' boy was sittin' there about half asleep when the preacher asks the congregation if, they had ever seen a ghost.
The ol'boy raises his hand.
The preacher asks if anyone had ever spoken to a ghost.
The ol' boy in the back raises his hand.
The preacher asks if anyone in the cingregation ever had sex with a ghost.
The ol' boy raises his hand.
The preacher asks rather loud; 'You, have had SEX with a GHOST?'
The ol' boy stands-up and says to the preacher; 'GHOST? I thought you said GOAT!'


Chuck

[PsychoBob 0]

***Well...do tell!!

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In 1984, I was an US Navy air traffic controller, stationed in the Philippines at NAS Cubi Point at Subic Bay. One night around midnight, I had the mid-shift in the tower and I was kicked back reading a book because there were no outbounds or inbounds scheduled until about 0200.

I heard a noise that sounded like a turbo-prop and I looked up but didn't see anything. A few seconds later I saw a shadow go down the runway and heard the distinct sound of a P-3 Orion (Navy 4 engine Turbo-prop Sub Chaser) as it made a low approach down the runway right in front of the control tower.

I looked up on the radar and there were no primary or secondary returns (targets). So I called down to the TRACON (approach control) and asked if they had any traffic and they said no they weren't talking to anyone and didn't see any targets either.

When I got relieved the next morning I went down to the breakroom and told some of the guys what I had heard and saw. Dan Moss, one the controllers that had been there for several years, told me "Oh that's the Phantom P-3". I ask what that was and he said a few other people, including himself, had heard it go by on the mid-shift. He said he believed it was the ghost of a Navy P-3 that had crashed in the water right off of the approach end of the runway a few years back and the crew was still trying to get home. Whether it was them or not, I know what I saw and I know what I heard. I didn't believe in ghosts before that but I do now.

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