waltappel 1 #1 February 14, 2006 ...standing in the shower a few minutes ago and I felt one of those really nasty farts building up. Kind of like a gaseous army of doom gathering the troops before the big attack. Only this one was a bit different. It was one of those that seems to cling on for dear life, not wanting to come out into the cold, cruel world. So I forced the issue. I think it was a combination of it being one of those "wet" farts and the fact that the shower was running down my ass, but I just about fell down laughing when it happened. Yes, it sounded like a duck! quaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack!!!! Just thought you might like to know. Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PsychoBob 0 #2 February 14, 2006 Thanks Walt for ruining my first cup of coffee."I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it" RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #3 February 14, 2006 QuoteThanks Walt for ruining my first cup of coffee. You're quite welcome. Try and re-frame it, though. Instead of letting it ruin your first cup of coffee, think of it as either a challenge or a stimulus for your creative side. Try it yourself. For me, eating a can of Mexican-style beans before going to bed last night did the trick. That plus a shower. You could try for multiple syllables: quaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack, quaaaaaaaaaaaaaack, quaaaack!!!! Or even go for goose calls or something like that. Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveStMarys 0 #4 February 14, 2006 There's just somethin' that ain't right with that boy!!!! BobbiA miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #5 February 14, 2006 QuoteThere's just somethin' that ain't right with that boy!!!! Bobbi I'm starting to think there might be some truth to that. True story. A while back my doctor tried to send me to a shrink. After I asked for a second opinion she grabbed me by the balls and told me I had a hernia. Not being one to torture me just a little bit, she had her intern grab me by the balls so she could see "what a really bad hernia feels like". It was not a great day. And no, I didn't go see the shrink, but you probably guessed that. Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PsychoBob 0 #6 February 14, 2006 ***Or even go for goose calls or something like that QuoteI'll try that one tonight and see if it gets my wife "in the mood". "I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it" RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites masterrig 1 #7 February 14, 2006 Thank you, for sharing that with us. The acoustics really 'does' something when you're in the shower. It's like a resonance and reverberation. Much better sound quality than in the living room or outdoors. Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites waltappel 1 #8 February 14, 2006 QuoteThank you, for sharing that with us. The acoustics really 'does' something when you're in the shower. It's like a resonance and reverberation. Much better sound quality than in the living room or outdoors. Chuck I wouldn't want that to happen outdoors--especially during duck season. It would bother me to get shot in the ass during duck season for a reason like that. It would be even worse if it happened and was not caught on video. Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites waltappel 1 #9 February 14, 2006 Quote***Or even go for goose calls or something like that QuoteI'll try that one tonight and see if it gets my wife "in the mood". She will probably want to get married all over again--just not to you this time! Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites masterrig 1 #10 February 14, 2006 QuoteQuoteThank you, for sharing that with us. The acoustics really 'does' something when you're in the shower. It's like a resonance and reverberation. Much better sound quality than in the living room or outdoors. Chuck I wouldn't want that to happen outdoors--especially during duck season. It would bother me to get shot in the ass during duck season for a reason like that. It would be even worse if it happened and was not caught on video. Walt __________________________________________ Or, be attacked by horney honkers down here visiting from the far North! Video, is a must! Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites waltappel 1 #11 February 14, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuoteThank you, for sharing that with us. The acoustics really 'does' something when you're in the shower. It's like a resonance and reverberation. Much better sound quality than in the living room or outdoors. Chuck I wouldn't want that to happen outdoors--especially during duck season. It would bother me to get shot in the ass during duck season for a reason like that. It would be even worse if it happened and was not caught on video. Walt __________________________________________ Or, be attacked by horney honkers down here visiting from the far North! Video, is a must! Chuck That is an ugly mental picture. I will never fart again! walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites masterrig 1 #12 February 14, 2006 Or, be attacked by horney honkers down here visiting from the far North! Video, is a must! Chuck That is an ugly mental picture. I will never fart again! ___________________________________ If you do, just stay away from the duck pond! Now, go out there and get that large, bean burrito... extra hot sauce! edit to add: Is 'burrito', Spanish for 'wrap'? Chuck walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #7 February 14, 2006 Thank you, for sharing that with us. The acoustics really 'does' something when you're in the shower. It's like a resonance and reverberation. Much better sound quality than in the living room or outdoors. Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #8 February 14, 2006 QuoteThank you, for sharing that with us. The acoustics really 'does' something when you're in the shower. It's like a resonance and reverberation. Much better sound quality than in the living room or outdoors. Chuck I wouldn't want that to happen outdoors--especially during duck season. It would bother me to get shot in the ass during duck season for a reason like that. It would be even worse if it happened and was not caught on video. Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #9 February 14, 2006 Quote***Or even go for goose calls or something like that QuoteI'll try that one tonight and see if it gets my wife "in the mood". She will probably want to get married all over again--just not to you this time! Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites masterrig 1 #10 February 14, 2006 QuoteQuoteThank you, for sharing that with us. The acoustics really 'does' something when you're in the shower. It's like a resonance and reverberation. Much better sound quality than in the living room or outdoors. Chuck I wouldn't want that to happen outdoors--especially during duck season. It would bother me to get shot in the ass during duck season for a reason like that. It would be even worse if it happened and was not caught on video. Walt __________________________________________ Or, be attacked by horney honkers down here visiting from the far North! Video, is a must! Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites waltappel 1 #11 February 14, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuoteThank you, for sharing that with us. The acoustics really 'does' something when you're in the shower. It's like a resonance and reverberation. Much better sound quality than in the living room or outdoors. Chuck I wouldn't want that to happen outdoors--especially during duck season. It would bother me to get shot in the ass during duck season for a reason like that. It would be even worse if it happened and was not caught on video. Walt __________________________________________ Or, be attacked by horney honkers down here visiting from the far North! Video, is a must! Chuck That is an ugly mental picture. I will never fart again! walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites masterrig 1 #12 February 14, 2006 Or, be attacked by horney honkers down here visiting from the far North! Video, is a must! Chuck That is an ugly mental picture. I will never fart again! ___________________________________ If you do, just stay away from the duck pond! Now, go out there and get that large, bean burrito... extra hot sauce! edit to add: Is 'burrito', Spanish for 'wrap'? Chuck walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #10 February 14, 2006 QuoteQuoteThank you, for sharing that with us. The acoustics really 'does' something when you're in the shower. It's like a resonance and reverberation. Much better sound quality than in the living room or outdoors. Chuck I wouldn't want that to happen outdoors--especially during duck season. It would bother me to get shot in the ass during duck season for a reason like that. It would be even worse if it happened and was not caught on video. Walt __________________________________________ Or, be attacked by horney honkers down here visiting from the far North! Video, is a must! Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #11 February 14, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuoteThank you, for sharing that with us. The acoustics really 'does' something when you're in the shower. It's like a resonance and reverberation. Much better sound quality than in the living room or outdoors. Chuck I wouldn't want that to happen outdoors--especially during duck season. It would bother me to get shot in the ass during duck season for a reason like that. It would be even worse if it happened and was not caught on video. Walt __________________________________________ Or, be attacked by horney honkers down here visiting from the far North! Video, is a must! Chuck That is an ugly mental picture. I will never fart again! walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #12 February 14, 2006 Or, be attacked by horney honkers down here visiting from the far North! Video, is a must! Chuck That is an ugly mental picture. I will never fart again! ___________________________________ If you do, just stay away from the duck pond! Now, go out there and get that large, bean burrito... extra hot sauce! edit to add: Is 'burrito', Spanish for 'wrap'? Chuck walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #13 February 14, 2006 QuoteIs 'burrito', Spanish for 'wrap'? *** No...it means "QUACK" ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #14 February 14, 2006 QuoteQuoteIs 'burrito', Spanish for 'wrap'? *** No...it means "QUACK" _______________________________ Do Mexican duck calls go 'Buuuurrrriiitoooo'? I think, we've found the 'poster boy' (Walt) for Beano! Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
micro 0 #15 February 14, 2006 Quote...standing in the shower a few minutes ago and I felt one of those really nasty farts building up. Kind of like a gaseous army of doom gathering the troops before the big attack. Only this one was a bit different. It was one of those that seems to cling on for dear life, not wanting to come out into the cold, cruel world. So I forced the issue. I think it was a combination of it being one of those "wet" farts and the fact that the shower was running down my ass, but I just about fell down laughing when it happened. Yes, it sounded like a duck! quaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack!!!! Just thought you might like to know. Walt So you're saying your farted out BillVon?!?! I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveStMarys 0 #16 February 14, 2006 Holy Crap!! Thats funny...sorry Walt. BobbiA miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #17 February 14, 2006 While we're on this fun-filled topic; A blonde's car quit on her. Near by, was a repair shop. The blonde pushed her car into the shop and told the mechanic what had happened. Awhile later, the mechanic told the blonde that her car was ready. "What, was the problem?" asked the blonde' "Crap in the carburetor!" replied the mechanic "How often should I do that,?" asked the blonde! Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #18 February 14, 2006 Considering the subject, "no shit" is a GOOD thing... Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Taylor610 0 #19 February 14, 2006 Yes, it sounded like a duck! quaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack!!!! Just thought you might like to know. *** Has anyone heard from Billvon this morning??? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #20 February 14, 2006 Quote So you're saying your farted out BillVon?!?! Uh, just for the record, no. I've never gotten the whole "Billvon is a duck" thing anyway. (Yes, I googled "Bill von is a duck" and saw the webpage and still don't get it.) For a while I was jumping with a guy who was unusually proud of his farts. After the Nationals one year, he was very proudly telling a story about riding the plane up on a load along with the Golden Knights. According to him, he let out a truly rank one that really made everyone on the plane want to puke. His take on it was to loudly and proudly proclaim: "The Golden Knights have breathed my farts!!!" (Of course the same guy told me about trying to take a dump while under canopy on a naked skydive, but that's a whole 'nother story!) Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #21 February 14, 2006 QuoteHas anyone heard from Billvon this morning??? I'm guessing he's headed back from Thailand. Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydivermom 0 #22 February 14, 2006 Walt, The next time you come out to Nome to jump with me, PLEASE stay away from beans for at least 3 days. Otherwise I believe the jump will turn into a hop n' pop in a big hurry....and I love freefalling! and one more thing.....Thank the Lord you were in the showerMrs. WaltAppel All things work together for good to them that love God...Romans 8:28 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #23 February 14, 2006 QuoteWalt, The next time you come out to Nome to jump with me, PLEASE stay away from beans for at least 3 days. Otherwise I believe the jump will turn into a hop n' pop in a big hurry....and I love freefalling! and one more thing.....Thank the Lord you were in the shower No worries, I'm quite careful about what I eat the night before going jumping. And gee, you don't really think I would do that to you, do ya'? If I were going to release something that deadly at the DZ, I'd probably do it on the ground and try and light it! Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydivermom 0 #24 February 14, 2006 ***And gee, you don't really think I would do that to you, do ya'? If I were going to release something that deadly at the DZ, I'd probably do it on the ground and try and light it! __________________________________________________ No, I don't think you would do that to me, but it would be funny if you did it to RockeSince you like setting stuff on fire, you need to come out soon because we usually barbecue on Sat. nights...you could provide the entertainment!Mrs. WaltAppel All things work together for good to them that love God...Romans 8:28 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
