Mike111 0 #1 February 14, 2006 Gf thought it would be a laugh to get me some fucking high heel plastic boots!!!!!!! (we argued after that.... but not over them lol) Whats yours? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #2 February 14, 2006 resisting the urge to comment...Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #4 February 14, 2006 Did they not match the bra and panty set she got ya? Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mike111 0 #5 February 14, 2006 lol i left that bit out!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
grue 1 #6 February 14, 2006 The last time I got something for valentine's day was in 5th grade, where you were required to bring valentines for everyone in the class. Since then, I've been utterly ignored by the opposite sex. I'm going to go cry in the dark and be bitter now. cavete terrae. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
twibbles 0 #7 February 14, 2006 Hmm, when i was in boarding school (i was 16 ), i was quite close with four girls who lived together. Couldn't decide so i gave a rose to each of them, had it deilvered to their doors. They got together and got me a chocolate pig... Eugene . "In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mike111 0 #8 February 14, 2006 LOL!!!!!! well lets hope the pig was as tasty as it sounds!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
twibbles 0 #9 February 14, 2006 Funny enough, i never gotten around to eating it...It just sat on my desk for the rest of the term. First valentine present you see, very special.. Anyone? Eugene . "In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nightingale 0 #10 February 14, 2006 Hmm... I've never really gotten anything funny. Whenever someone's given me something, it's always been flowers or good chocolate. However, one year my father bought my mother a dust-buster. Not his brightest move. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mike111 0 #11 February 14, 2006 you never ate it???? You should have parachuted it to me.... im sure my stomach would ppreciate the gesture!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IFallFast 0 #12 February 14, 2006 I once gave my GF a heart. You see we were disecting fetal pigs and... well you see where this is going. She did not appreciate the gesture. I like Beans Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TrophyHusband 0 #13 February 14, 2006 this time last year, my wife wanted to get pregnant but i didn't think the time was right. for her gift i put a box of condoms and a chocolate bar in one bag and a pregnancy test and a chocolate bar in another bag. when she got home from work i told her she could pick one bag and keep the gift and i would return the other one to the store. she picked the bag with the condoms. she was confused until i showed her what was in the other bag. most women wouldn't think this was so funny, but she thought it was hilarious. she was very happy that i could still make her laugh. the following saturday she woke me up early and asked what i had done with the pregnancy test. i told her i took it back, but she knew better. she told me to quit bullshitting, she was serious. in the end the joke was on me. we now have a three and a half month old baby boy. "Your scrotum is quite nice" - Skymama www.kjandmegan.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
