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Stop sitting around sulking. Use this day to reflect on why the hell nobody wants to be with you. Making a list of all the things you need to change in order to be more desirable is a good start.

So quit your bitching, some of you have an awful lot of work to do.

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So quit your bitching, some of you have an awful lot of work to do.



Will you come hold me?

edit: btw, I like to be the big spoon.



If he turns you down, i'll be your little spoon in dublin, k?

I miss Lee.
And JP.
And Chris. And...

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So quit your bitching, some of you have an awful lot of work to do.



Will you come hold me?

edit: btw, I like to be the big spoon.



If he turns you down, i'll be your little spoon in dublin, k?



oh god, my valentine's dreams are coming true.



oh yeah baby. to have some of your big donkey doctor love spoonin up to me... O... M.... F.... G....

I miss Lee.
And JP.
And Chris. And...

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If you won't get with me, I'm gonna get with everyone you're with. It's revenge sex, bitch. Deal with it. >:(

:D:D



One does wonder what it would be like if all the sex we talk about here actually happened in real life...



rl
If you don't know where you're going, you should know where you came from. Gullah Proverb

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If you won't get with me, I'm gonna get with everyone you're with. It's revenge sex, bitch. Deal with it. >:(

:D:D



One does wonder what it would be like if all the sex we talk about here actually happened in real life...



rl



Dammit rhonda, you're not supposed to TELL the undiscerning public that this talk is just TALK!!!!



I miss Lee.
And JP.
And Chris. And...

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If you won't get with me, I'm gonna get with everyone you're with. It's revenge sex, bitch. Deal with it. >:(

:D:D



One does wonder what it would be like if all the sex we talk about here actually happened in real life...



rl



Dammit rhonda, you're not supposed to TELL the undiscerning public that this talk is just TALK!!!!




This is all talk? Then who was that wearing the RL mask in my bed last night?

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Dammit rhonda, you're not supposed to TELL the undiscerning public that this talk is just TALK!!!!



I was just trying to make you feel better because you're not getting any. :|
If you don't know where you're going, you should know where you came from. Gullah Proverb

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Dammit rhonda, you're not supposed to TELL the undiscerning public that this talk is just TALK!!!!



I was just trying to make you feel better because you're not getting any. :|



reality, and rl, is a harsh mistress. :|

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Why yes, my license number is a palindrome. Thank you for noticing.

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Dammit rhonda, you're not supposed to TELL the undiscerning public that this talk is just TALK!!!!



I was just trying to make you feel better because you're not getting any. :|



well that obviously backfired on you, didn't it.

I miss Lee.
And JP.
And Chris. And...

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There were three men drinking in a bar, a doctor, an attorney and a biker.

As the doctor was drinking his white wine he said “For Valentine's Day I'm going to buy my wife a fur coat and a diamond ring. This way if she doesn't like the fur coat she will still love me because she got a diamond ring.”

As the attorney was drinking his martini he said “For Valentine's Day I'm going to buy my wife a designer dress and a gold bracelet. This way if she doesn't like the dress she will still love me because she got the gold bracelet.”

As the biker was drinking his shots of whiskey he said “For Valentine's Day I'm going to buy my wife a T-shirt and a vibrator.

This way if she doesn't like the T-shirt
she can go F herself!”

:D:D:D

Raddest ho this side of Jersey #1 - rest in peace brother
Beth lost her cherry and I missed it
.... you want access to it, but you don't want to break it.

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