happythoughts 0 #1 February 15, 2006 "You have too many women friends." "Well, they seem like nice people." "So, do you think you'd ever sell this and buy a house." "Uh...this IS a house." "Don't you miss being in the action of the city?" "That's what I moved away from." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Icon134 0 #2 February 15, 2006 I don't think I went out on any dates in 2005... Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yamtx73 0 #3 February 15, 2006 A date? WTF is a date? The only naturals in this sport shit thru feathers... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #4 February 15, 2006 QuoteI don't think I went out on any dates in 2005... BBQ. That is the solution to all of life's problems. Invite all your buddies over for a BBQ. Your buddy's g/f will have a roommate who is bored and looking for somewhere to go on Saturday afternoon. Have a bunch of parties and do some socializing. Ya gotta make your own opportunities. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
justinb138 0 #5 February 15, 2006 I didn't either. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #6 February 15, 2006 Ooo,Ooo, I can play this one! True quotes. She: "Whaddaya wanna do wid dis leftover pizza?" Me: "Oh, just move it to the other chair." Me: "Let's go upstairs." She: "I already had sex tonight." She: "Are you gonna take me to bed or not?" Me: "Uhhh, I guess so."My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Samurai136 0 #7 February 15, 2006 Phone conversation.... She: You haven't called me in a few days. I was starting to wonder if you missed me. Me: Only when I'm drunk... and horny... She: Well I figured you were drunk."Buttons aren't toys." - Trillian Ken Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RhondaLea 4 #8 February 15, 2006 I don't date. I only have sex with friends, and dating is the most unnatural way to spend time with a person I can think of. That said, someone else's date once emerged from the bedroom and inquired of me if I would be willing to finish what someone else had not. He told me, "I'd do it for you." I told him, "Not tonight, dear, I have a headache." Sheesh! rlIf you don't know where you're going, you should know where you came from. Gullah Proverb Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DJL 235 #9 February 15, 2006 "I left an earring at your house.""I encourage all awesome dangerous behavior." - Jeffro Fincher Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #10 February 15, 2006 Quotedating is the most unnatural way to spend time with a person I can think of. When a woman says she is an "old-fashioned" woman, I think... early 14th century... "...here are the 3 goats that you requested sir. A fair trade indeed..." Ahh... the days of chattel property. No small talk, just a small calf. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Samurai136 0 #11 February 15, 2006 There's my friends' favorite quote I yelled out at a Boogie. "Dammit ! No Means No! It was about 2am, everyone was in their tents, and I was not in the mood to have sex with my girlfriend at the time."Buttons aren't toys." - Trillian Ken Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #12 February 15, 2006 Quote"I left an earring at your house." Excellent. That's almost always a plant. The excuse for an "I'll just stop by" return visit. You must have made an impression. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
aprilcat 0 #13 February 15, 2006 Me: Well, I think I'd better go now... He: Wait! Why don't you come up and see my new stacking washer/dryer with standup dryer and racks?~~April Camelot II, the Electric Boogaloo! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #14 February 15, 2006 I can't believe you said that. What a coincidence! Like a parallel universe! Just the other day, I told this woman, "I doing a talent search for a major modeling agency. I am shooting a gallery of stills of my new stacking washer/dryer with standup dryer and racks. Would you be interested ?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #15 February 15, 2006 Him "how do you feel about sex on the first date?" Me "Shut up and fuck me" ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
aprilcat 0 #16 February 15, 2006 You don't need pictures. Just do her laundry!~~April Camelot II, the Electric Boogaloo! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #17 February 15, 2006 QuoteHim "how do you feel about sex on the first date?" Me "Shut up and fuck me" Of course, my all time fav was: "What do you mean you don't have sex on the first date? We haven't even gone on a date yet." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
caress 0 #18 February 15, 2006 " Umm are you going to hump my leg?" " yup if that is what it is going to take!"(that was a great date!) Happy Valentines day all!-Caress I've learned.... That being kind is more important than being right. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
