lisamariewillbe 1 #1 February 15, 2006 Pilot Show The Farm As the beer light is lit, we see what most feel is the backbone of our sport… The family closeness that follows a day of jumping, starts off with the typical family spat as Andy insinuates that Brandy could be doubled for Roseanne Barr. Andy realizes that this is just a classic case of him being a man and that he would do anything to make up for his error. As Brandy continues moving closer during the argument we see Lee in the background taunting “fight fight fight….get him Brandy” It takes quite a spat to stop the weekend poker game… all cards are on the table as Andy is backed against the wall. Finally as Brandy takes a moment to breathe Andy sighs and rushes out an apology and grabs Brandy in a tight hug professing his idiocy and his love for her. Lee stomps off as Brandy declares all is forgiven. We pan to LM around the bonfire, in the background we have Robby playing his guiter and singing to “Waiting for my Ruca” by sublime. L.M’s latest dilemma involves her ex as he has sent her flowers in an attempt to prove that he is a “thoughtful” guy. However he got the cards mixed up and instead the name on the card was far from L.Ms name. As she explains this story with much more exaggeration then the time she landed on the sheep, or cut away the perfectly square canopy, others reflect on their own lives and the fact that they wish they had as much bullshit happen to them, that way they can be made fun of on a regular basis. As Marianne listens to L.Ms story of despair she grabs her face and this story is over with two chicks making out. The beer light has been on for hours now…. Poker game has finally ended with China Man actually winning for once. As he throws the cards down he realizes that there is a God and “BOOO YAA BITCHS” this can only mean one thing…. Lee losing the bet to China Man, and goes and grabs a beer from the fridge and with that Shimmel starts up the P.A. system and announces “May I have your attention assholes? Our own Shrek has once again failed to make a bet that does not end without his utter embarrassment” and with that the fat bastard stands on the picnic table, drops his draws and takes the opened bottle of Bud Light and *HUGE censor screen* everyone gives a collective “EWWWW” as Lee has once again proven that he will go to great lengths to entertain others and embarrass Brandy. The crowd is small as a group of about 5 are sitting in a small circle conversing about “I have just one word for you, …. Waffle house” , “don’t get me wrong he is fucked in the head but deep down…” “Does anyone realize the stars are like clouds?” when Spence walks up to the group with a perplexed look upon his face… he contemplates and exclaims “I know it is time for me to go to bed when I cant understand anything the group is talking about” End of pilotSudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #2 February 15, 2006 QuoteL.M’s latest dilemma involves her ex as he has sent her flowers in an attempt to prove that he is a “thoughtful” guy. However he got the cards mixed up and instead the name on the card was far from L.Ms name. Lieing in public forums is in really bad taste. Would you like me to post the receipt from my bank? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #3 February 15, 2006 Want me to post the "the bourne identity ims?"Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #4 February 15, 2006 Or should I just photocopy the card you sent Do not do to me what you did to Kelly and Liz , that game doesnt work here , with meSudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
micro 0 #5 February 15, 2006 You two, before this gets REALLY ugly REALLY fast, please don't do this. m'k? Pretty Please? I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
funks 1 #6 February 15, 2006 QuoteYou two, before this gets REALLY ugly REALLY fast, please don't do this. m'k? Pretty Please? DO NOT LISTEN TO MICRO. Please proceed and post any and all incriminating pieces of evidence. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites chaoskitty 0 #7 February 15, 2006 Shame on you for involving so many cool people's names in your drama. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites lisamariewillbe 1 #8 February 15, 2006 Ball is in his court, if he wants to see how mean I can be he can try to do to me what he did to them two and all it will serve is a warning to other dz.com girls... if I had listened to my warnings Id not be here ... ball is in his courtSudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites micro 0 #9 February 15, 2006 QuoteQuoteYou two, before this gets REALLY ugly REALLY fast, please don't do this. m'k? Pretty Please? DO NOT LISTEN TO MICRO. Please proceed and post any and all incriminating pieces of evidence. DO NOT LISTEN TO THAT SHIT STIRRING FUNK-MEISTER!!! Everybody just step awwwaaaaaayyyyyyy from the keyboard...... it's all going to be OOOOOOOOO-KKKKKKKKKKKKKK. I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites lisamariewillbe 1 #10 February 15, 2006 Choas that was the story that Brandy asked me to write in another thread, come on keep up, that was a fictional pilot for a movie, FF decided to make it personal Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites GiaKrembs 0 #11 February 15, 2006 Play nicely, pretty please. I really don't want to have to come and lay some midget whoop ass on ya both!!!! Love ya both, g Raddest ho this side of Jersey #1 - rest in peace brother Beth lost her cherry and I missed it .... you want access to it, but you don't want to break it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites SpeedRacer 1 #12 February 15, 2006 Quote As Marianne listens to L.Ms story of despair she grabs her face and this story is over with two chicks making out. this story needs illustrations. Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites lisamariewillbe 1 #13 February 15, 2006 http://www.dropzone.com/cgi-bin/forum/gforum.cgi?post=2076442;sb=post_latest_reply;so=ASC;forum_view=forum_view_collapsed;;page=unread#unread See here....Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites chaoskitty 0 #14 February 15, 2006 Oh, Ok. Sorry I dont have time to read every post. But if you and clay dont behave I'm going to slap the bof'n of ya with a wet noodle! The drama around here has been disgusting lately. I am giving Clay a dirty look as well... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites micro 0 #15 February 15, 2006 QuoteOh, Ok. Sorry I dont have time to read every post. But if you and clay dont behave I'm going to slap the bof'n of ya with a wet noodle! The drama around here has been disgusting lately. I am giving Clay a dirty look as well... No f*in doubt!!! Too much drama in the DZ.C It's kinda hard being Sink-d-o-double d or something like that You want drama LM? You want some fucking drama? I LOST MY FUCKING JOB TODAY! THAT'S RIGHT! I have a disabled wife and 4 kids and I got fired b/c I wouldn't do unethical things for a pharmaceutical company that is to prideful to say they fucked up. How's that for some fucking drama! Someone wanna give me a job? I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites lisamariewillbe 1 #16 February 15, 2006 Quotethis story needs illustrations. Once that part of the story becomes the truth I shall link to the video Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites lisamariewillbe 1 #17 February 15, 2006 Ohhh sweety, I am so sorry, thats not drama, thats bullshit... want me to call ya?Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites micro 0 #18 February 15, 2006 QuoteOhhh sweety, I am so sorry, thats not drama, thats bullshit... want me to call ya? no, not yet... i'm busy trackin down leads and sending in CVs all over god's green earth... weren't expecting THAT were ya! looks like I might be the one not going to Dublin... but i'm not giving up yet... I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites GiaKrembs 0 #19 February 15, 2006 Micro, Truly sorry to hear about that! If ya need anything don't hesitate to voice it, k. ((((((((((((HUGS)))))))))))))) g Raddest ho this side of Jersey #1 - rest in peace brother Beth lost her cherry and I missed it .... you want access to it, but you don't want to break it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites micro 0 #20 February 15, 2006 QuoteMicro, Truly sorry to hear about that! If ya need anything don't hesitate to voice it, k. ((((((((((((HUGS)))))))))))))) g Thanks G. But in a way it's a blessing... the pharma co. I was contracting w/ was just a mess... but still, I've only got one more paycheck to feed my brood with so something needs to be coming down the pike pretty quick or it's time to start selling plasma, sperm, kids... anything but that new rig I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites lisamariewillbe 1 #21 February 15, 2006 Please dont sell your sperm, your wife was lucky that the first four came out like her, the world might not be so lucky next time Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Remster 30 #22 February 15, 2006 This webiste isnt here for people to wash their laundry in public.Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. 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chaoskitty 0 #7 February 15, 2006 Shame on you for involving so many cool people's names in your drama. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #8 February 15, 2006 Ball is in his court, if he wants to see how mean I can be he can try to do to me what he did to them two and all it will serve is a warning to other dz.com girls... if I had listened to my warnings Id not be here ... ball is in his courtSudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
micro 0 #9 February 15, 2006 QuoteQuoteYou two, before this gets REALLY ugly REALLY fast, please don't do this. m'k? Pretty Please? DO NOT LISTEN TO MICRO. Please proceed and post any and all incriminating pieces of evidence. DO NOT LISTEN TO THAT SHIT STIRRING FUNK-MEISTER!!! Everybody just step awwwaaaaaayyyyyyy from the keyboard...... it's all going to be OOOOOOOOO-KKKKKKKKKKKKKK. I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #10 February 15, 2006 Choas that was the story that Brandy asked me to write in another thread, come on keep up, that was a fictional pilot for a movie, FF decided to make it personal Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GiaKrembs 0 #11 February 15, 2006 Play nicely, pretty please. I really don't want to have to come and lay some midget whoop ass on ya both!!!! Love ya both, g Raddest ho this side of Jersey #1 - rest in peace brother Beth lost her cherry and I missed it .... you want access to it, but you don't want to break it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #12 February 15, 2006 Quote As Marianne listens to L.Ms story of despair she grabs her face and this story is over with two chicks making out. this story needs illustrations. Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #13 February 15, 2006 http://www.dropzone.com/cgi-bin/forum/gforum.cgi?post=2076442;sb=post_latest_reply;so=ASC;forum_view=forum_view_collapsed;;page=unread#unread See here....Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chaoskitty 0 #14 February 15, 2006 Oh, Ok. Sorry I dont have time to read every post. But if you and clay dont behave I'm going to slap the bof'n of ya with a wet noodle! The drama around here has been disgusting lately. I am giving Clay a dirty look as well... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
micro 0 #15 February 15, 2006 QuoteOh, Ok. Sorry I dont have time to read every post. But if you and clay dont behave I'm going to slap the bof'n of ya with a wet noodle! The drama around here has been disgusting lately. I am giving Clay a dirty look as well... No f*in doubt!!! Too much drama in the DZ.C It's kinda hard being Sink-d-o-double d or something like that You want drama LM? You want some fucking drama? I LOST MY FUCKING JOB TODAY! THAT'S RIGHT! I have a disabled wife and 4 kids and I got fired b/c I wouldn't do unethical things for a pharmaceutical company that is to prideful to say they fucked up. How's that for some fucking drama! Someone wanna give me a job? I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #16 February 15, 2006 Quotethis story needs illustrations. Once that part of the story becomes the truth I shall link to the video Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #17 February 15, 2006 Ohhh sweety, I am so sorry, thats not drama, thats bullshit... want me to call ya?Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
micro 0 #18 February 15, 2006 QuoteOhhh sweety, I am so sorry, thats not drama, thats bullshit... want me to call ya? no, not yet... i'm busy trackin down leads and sending in CVs all over god's green earth... weren't expecting THAT were ya! looks like I might be the one not going to Dublin... but i'm not giving up yet... I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GiaKrembs 0 #19 February 15, 2006 Micro, Truly sorry to hear about that! If ya need anything don't hesitate to voice it, k. ((((((((((((HUGS)))))))))))))) g Raddest ho this side of Jersey #1 - rest in peace brother Beth lost her cherry and I missed it .... you want access to it, but you don't want to break it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
micro 0 #20 February 15, 2006 QuoteMicro, Truly sorry to hear about that! If ya need anything don't hesitate to voice it, k. ((((((((((((HUGS)))))))))))))) g Thanks G. But in a way it's a blessing... the pharma co. I was contracting w/ was just a mess... but still, I've only got one more paycheck to feed my brood with so something needs to be coming down the pike pretty quick or it's time to start selling plasma, sperm, kids... anything but that new rig I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #21 February 15, 2006 Please dont sell your sperm, your wife was lucky that the first four came out like her, the world might not be so lucky next time Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 30 #22 February 15, 2006 This webiste isnt here for people to wash their laundry in public.Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
