Cat/Dog Analysis

[jumpergirl 0]

This might be a repost, but I don't care.

CAT ANALYSIS:

1. Cats do what they want.
2. They rarely listen to you.
3. They're totally unpredictable.
4. When you want to play, they want to be left alone.
5. When you want to be alone, they want to play.
6. They expect you to cater to their every whim.
7. They're moody.
8. They leave hair everywhere.

CONCLUSION: They're tiny women in little fur coats.

DOG ANALYSIS:

1. Dogs spend all day sprawled on the most comfortable piece
of furniture in the house.
2. They can hear a package of food opening half a block away,
but don't hear you when you're in the same room.
3. They can look dumb and lovable all at the same time.
4. They growl when they are not happy.
5. When you want to play, they want to play.
6. When you want to be alone, they want to play.
7. They leave their toys everywhere.
8. They do disgusting things with their mouths and then try
to give you a kiss.
9. They go right to your crotch as soon as they meet you.

CONCLUSION: They're tiny men in little fur coats.

Edit because I can't tell the difference between report and repost.

[namgrunt 0]

soo true

but I am a good dog

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59 YEARS,OVERWEIGHT,BALDIND,X-GRUNT
LAST MIL. JUMP VIET-NAM(QUAN-TRI)
www.dzmemories.com

[Bolas 5]

Analysis, facts conclusions.

Yep, it's a report.

Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting
If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

[jumpergirl 0]

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Analysis, facts conclusions.

Yep, it's a report.

Thanks.