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Should I be an alcoholic when I grow up?

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Hi, everybody!

In school the other day we were talking about what we wanted to be when we grew up. I used to want to be an astronaut or a firefighter, but now I wonder if I should become an alcoholic instead.

These people seem to have the most fun. They are always happy and doing crazy things. I would like to do that when I grow up.

But I don't know. There are some people who say alcoholics are bad, but these people are very boring, and they don't seem to have fun in their lives. They just go to work all day and then they complain about work. Alcoholics at least get to go to a bar and hang out with their friends.

What kind of alcohol should I start drinking? Is Budwesier good? That's what I see adults drinking. But everybody in my school drinks rum and coke. I just don't know what to try first.

I would like your help please.
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if you become an alcohilic, you will be the only one having fun but only when you are wasted. the rest of the time you will be miserable and all the time everyone around you will be miserable becasue of you.

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Don't be an alcoholic. Be a drug addict.

See, drugs cost more money than alcohol does, therefore being a drug addict means you have more money. Having more money means you are more successful. And being successful is the most important thing in life.

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