Viking 0 #76 February 15, 2006 HELL NOOOO!!! they would make it to dramatized. We have enough problems with dumb reporters on the news. We don't need dumb network people deciding how to make us look.I swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver My God has a bigger dick than your god -George Carlin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 30 #77 February 15, 2006 QuoteI can't fucking believe you called me Rosanne Barr!Take it. At least you're not a fucking pigeon.....Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skinnyshrek 0 #78 February 15, 2006 QuoteQuoteShrek - Chris Farley CSpenceFly - John Candy Lisamariewillbe - Susan Lucci Popsjumper - George Burns Goofyjumper - Rosanne Barr Hans - Bruce Lee Marks - Pauly Shore Mouth - Joan Rivers Pruitt - Wile E. Cayote The_Don - Dagwood Jeannier - Blondie I can't fucking believe you called me Rosanne Barr! What the fuck is wrong with you............ Do I scratch my nuts and sing shitty in public? I know I am chunky but damn! UHOH, looks like andy has waived all rights to any overnight stay in the camperhttp://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #79 February 15, 2006 No.... all reality programs are shite (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The_Don 0 #80 February 15, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuoteShrek - Chris Farley CSpenceFly - John Candy Lisamariewillbe - Susan Lucci Popsjumper - George Burns Goofyjumper - Rosanne Barr Hans - Bruce Lee Marks - Pauly Shore Mouth - Joan Rivers Pruitt - Wile E. Cayote The_Don - Dagwood Jeannier - Blondie I can't fucking believe you called me Rosanne Barr! What the fuck is wrong with you............ Do I scratch my nuts and sing shitty in public? I know I am chunky but damn! UHOH, looks like andy has waived all rights to any overnight stay in the camper Andy , andy . andy... Looks like he better go into damage control mode. You better make it good bro.... I am NOT being loud. I'm being enthusiastic! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #81 February 15, 2006 I bet it was more the hairstyle and the fact she is funny, Andy is a man, men dont think things through sometimes... hell he made me a old soap opera lady.... I know he will be sad that he hurt feelings... I think the first episode should be about this event....Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
goofyjumper 0 #82 February 15, 2006 QuoteI bet it was more the hairstyle and the fact she is funny, Andy is a man, men dont think things through sometimes... hell he made me a old soap opera lady.... I know he will be sad that he hurt feelings... I think the first episode should be about this event.... Ya, that would be perfect. "Why men are so stupid" lol----------------- I love and Miss you so much Honey! Orfun #3 ~ Darla Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #83 February 15, 2006 First clip... Andy Second clip... A "man" Getting the cards mixed up between one he wants and one he pretends to third clip... Shrek inserting a beer bottle up.... yuck I cant think of that Final clip... Spence declaring that its time to go to bed when in a group of 5 people having a conversation, he cant understand a bit of it.Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
goofyjumper 0 #84 February 15, 2006 QuoteFirst clip... Andy Second clip... A "man" Getting the cards mixed up between one he wants and one he pretends to third clip... Shrek inserting a beer bottle up.... yuck I cant think of that Final clip... Spence declaring that its time to go to bed when in a group of 5 people having a conversation, he cant understand a bit of it. You should be a writer for the show----------------- I love and Miss you so much Honey! Orfun #3 ~ Darla Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #85 February 15, 2006 QuoteQuoteFirst clip... Andy Second clip... A "man" Getting the cards mixed up between one he wants and one he pretends to third clip... Shrek inserting a beer bottle up.... yuck I cant think of that Final clip... Spence declaring that its time to go to bed when in a group of 5 people having a conversation, he cant understand a bit of it. You should be a writer for the show Pilot Show The Farm As the beer light is lit, we see what most feel is the backbone of our sport… The family closeness that follows a day of jumping, starts off with the typical family spat as Andy insinuates that Brandy could be doubled for Roseanne Barr. Andy realizes that this is just a classic case of him being a man and that he would do anything to make up for his error. As Brandy continues moving closer during the argument we see Lee in the background taunting “fight fight fight….get him Brandy” It takes quite a spat to stop the weekend poker game… all cards are on the table as Andy is backed against the wall. Finally as Brandy takes a moment to breathe Andy sighs and rushes out an apology and grabs Brandy in a tight hug professing his idiocy and his love for her. Lee stomps off as Brandy declares all is forgiven. The beer light has been on for hours now…. Poker game has finally ended with China Man actually winning for once. As he throws the cards down he realizes that there is a God and “BOOO YAA BITCHS” this can only mean one thing…. Lee losing the bet to China Man, and goes and grabs a beer from the fridge and with that Shimmel starts up the P.A. system and announces “May I have your attention assholes? Our own Shrek has once again failed to make a bet that does not end without his utter embarrassment” and with that the fat bastard stands on the picnic table, drops his draws and takes the opened bottle of Bud Light and *HUGE censor screen* everyone gives a collective “EWWWW” as Lee has once again proven that he will go to great lengths to entertain others and embarrass Brandy. The crowd is small as a group of about 5 are sitting in a small circle conversing about “I have just one word for you, …. Waffle house” , “don’t get me wrong he is fucked in the head but deep down…” “Does anyone realize the stars are like clouds?” when Spence walks up to the group with a perplexed look upon his face… he contemplates and exclaims “I know it is time for me to go to bed when I cant understand anything the group is talking about” End of pilotSudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #86 February 15, 2006 Too bad the series just got cancelled. I didn't even have time to make popcorn. Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #87 February 15, 2006 Why would you think of popcorn at a time of beer bottles in the booty... thats just so gross manSudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
micro 0 #88 February 15, 2006 QuoteWhy would you think of popcorn at a time of beer bottles in the booty... thats just so gross man I can eat popcorn while watching someone having a pilonidal cyst removed. No biggy. I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #89 February 15, 2006 Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #90 February 15, 2006 DO NOT DESCRIBE TO US WHAT THAT IS. Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #91 February 15, 2006 yea thats why I didnt ask, I already tried looking up taint Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
micro 0 #92 February 15, 2006 QuoteDO NOT DESCRIBE TO US WHAT THAT IS. do a google search on it. it's very very nasty. I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #93 February 15, 2006 http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.pilonidal.org/images_web/excised%2520pilonidal1.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.pilonidal.org/knowledge_base/pictures3.htm&h=205&w=293&sz=20&tbnid=wyAjwCr7aXugYM:&tbnh=77&tbnw=111&hl=en&start=10&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dpilonidal%2Bcyst%26svnum%3D10%26hl%3Den%26lr%3D%26sa%3DGSudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #94 February 15, 2006 -------------- Andy realizes that this is just a classic case of him being a man and that he would do anything to make up for his error...Andy is backed against the wall...Andy sighs and rushes out an apology and professes his idiocy and his love for her...Brandy declares all is forgiven. -------------- But...But...Brandy! I was relating to the personal strength of the woman! She's an icon of women's strength and independence. None of the silly-assed "depend-on-a-man" BS. SHE TAKES NO SHIT FROM ANYBODY! And that's just ONE of the many things I admire and love about you...really, you're much too good for Lee. Well if that doesn't work, how about I get you a 6-pack of batteries for BOB? My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
goofyjumper 0 #95 February 16, 2006 Quote-------------- Andy realizes that this is just a classic case of him being a man and that he would do anything to make up for his error...Andy is backed against the wall...Andy sighs and rushes out an apology and professes his idiocy and his love for her...Brandy declares all is forgiven. -------------- But...But...Brandy! I was relating to the personal strength of the woman! She's an icon of women's strength and independence. None of the silly-assed "depend-on-a-man" BS. SHE TAKES NO SHIT FROM ANYBODY! And that's just ONE of the many things I admire and love about you...really, you're much too good for Lee. Well if that doesn't work, how about I get you a 6-pack of batteries for BOB? Ok that will work! ----------------- I love and Miss you so much Honey! Orfun #3 ~ Darla Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
