2fat2fly 0 #1 February 17, 2006 Cropdusting-when you're in a crowded place such as a store and walk down the aisle laying a flatulance field as discretely as possible. Then zip to the next row over to listen for victim responses.I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gemini 0 #2 February 17, 2006 Not to hard to get away with in a crowded area, but I hate it when the elevator door opens and there's a bunch of people waiting for me to step out so they can get in. I'm the only one coming out and the bubble just burst. Blue skies, Jim Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
2fat2fly 0 #3 February 17, 2006 That's not so bad if you're in a hotel and you don't know anyone-you even get bonus points for everyone that gets back off to wait for the next lift So I've heardI am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #4 February 17, 2006 I had a partner who would constantly rip it up in the elevator as we got out. I tried to take the lead on those rides.Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jdfreefly 1 #5 February 17, 2006 Step 1: Wait until someone has their head down in a pile of nylon. Step 2: Start walking in the victim's direction. Step 3: Rope one when you are about five feet away. Step 4: Circle victim twice. Step 5: Walk to the other side of the hangar, watch and wait.... Methane Freefly - got stink? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pincheck 0 #6 February 17, 2006 forget the elevator i hate it in the plane, pilot almost chucked us out it was that bad amongs 2 curries and a fish supper from the night before you could really taste it on your...........O never mind Billy-Sonic Haggis Flickr-Fun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
2fat2fly 0 #7 February 17, 2006 QuoteStep 1: Step 3: Rope one when you are about five feet away. Step 4: Circle victim twice. Impressive durationI am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #8 February 17, 2006 Never fart when there's only two in the elevator...you both know who did it.My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brains 2 #9 February 17, 2006 I had to explain to my girlfriend what this was the other day. I got a few people who were pretty intense playing a game at Dave & Busters. Never look down on someone, unless they are going down on you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
2fat2fly 0 #10 February 17, 2006 My mom would be so proud of me for starting this threadI am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brains 2 #11 February 17, 2006 QuoteMy mom would be so proud of me for starting this thread That reminds me of a funny story involving my mom. We were in a store standing at the checkout, the cashier walked away to get something and i let one rip then walked off to wait outside for mom. She came out a couple minutes later all red-faced and mad. She said if i EVER did that to her again she was going to beat me senseless. I looked at her like i had no idea what she was talking about. She said the cashier came back to the register and just looked at her with this disgusted look on her face, and she knew SHE didn't do it. Never look down on someone, unless they are going down on you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindercles 0 #12 February 17, 2006 Here's a list of the Top Five words Brains uses most: 5. Camera 4. Dickring 3. Fuck 2. You 1. Doorknob Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brains 2 #13 February 17, 2006 QuoteHere's a list of the Top Five words Brains uses most: 5. Camera 4. Dickring 3. Fuck 2. You 1. Doorknob Oh come on, fuck and you have to be higher up than doorknob. Never look down on someone, unless they are going down on you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumper03 0 #14 February 17, 2006 assholes.... I'm trying to give a test in class and am working hard to keep from cracking up.... no more dz.com during tests.... Scars remind us that the past is real Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RkyMtnHigh 0 #15 February 17, 2006 OMG!!! That's just too damn funny! When I read that I could hear your strong Carolina accent and about pee'd my pantz LMAO!! _________________________________________ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
scaryshari 0 #16 February 17, 2006 Jim: If its a glass elevator, sneak around and watch 'em heave as they enjoy your personally fumigated enclosure.. ....not that I have done that!!! it's just an idea. is Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jeiber 0 #17 February 17, 2006 Heh heh, a coworker and I got such a reputation for leaving 'gifts' in the elevator, that others would wait for the next car if they saw us getting out! Another good one is to go over to a coworkers desk, ask him to get up, because you want to show him something. Sit down at his computer, rip one in his chair, then get up and leave. JShhh... you hear that sound? That's the sound of nobody caring! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
