boinky 0 #1 February 17, 2006 1) Order pizza and other food to their house and pick it up at their doorstep claiming that you don't have a phone. Eating it on their doorstop and claiming you don't have a chair to sit on is an added bonus. 2) Park your vehicle in their driveway. When they ask why, tell them that you don't want the leaking oil, transmission fluid and antifreeze ruining your driveway. 3) Bring them restraining orders on inanimate objects in their house. (i.e., chairs, books, lamps, etc.) 4) Ask them if you can put your trash in their cans, if they ask why say, "Mine are full of bodies," then stutter and say, "I uh mean other garbage," and then walk away laughing hysterically. 5) Patrol the perimeter of your yard while carrying a broom. If they come close state that there is a 3 foot neutral area between the two yards. 6) At night transplant the plants in their garden. In the morning say, "looks like they're on the move again." 7) When they're watching TV, pull a lawn chair behind their window. Sit down with popcorn and a drink and ask them if they could open a window so you can hear too. 8) Use your TV remote to change the channels on their TV from outside. If asked why, say you protest such programs. (The more educational the program the better.) 9) Build snowmen with name tags of your neighbors. Each day, hack off a different part of their body. 10) Dig shallow graves at night filling your yard with brown grave patches.Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
swedishcelt 0 #2 February 17, 2006 What inpired this? Should we be worried about your new move? Don't forget, Let your dog go only in their yard as you wouldn't want to mess up yours. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
boinky 0 #3 February 17, 2006 Oooohhh....good one! 1. Sadly, there is no snow in Texas. 2. I don't own a shovel. 3. My truck doesn't leak anything. 4. I'm not allowed to own a pet. Of course, there's only 10'ish months 'til Thanksgiving. I can torture them with my Texas Christmas light display. Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #4 February 17, 2006 QuoteOf course, there's only 10'ish months 'til Thanksgiving. I can torture them with my Texas Christmas light display. That's kinda normal around here, though.--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
swedishcelt 0 #5 February 17, 2006 Strategically place a lighted beer sign that blinks to face their bedroom window. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
boinky 0 #6 February 17, 2006 QuoteStrategically place a lighted beer sign that blinks to face their bedroom window. Ah, but it's also got to make that electric "zapping" noise that makes you think it's shorting out, like you hear in all the movies.Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
micro 0 #7 February 17, 2006 I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
boinky 0 #8 February 17, 2006 Aren't YOU glad you don't live near me? Actually, there's a rumor going around that I am.....well.........dare I say it? Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wmw999 2,589 #9 February 17, 2006 Sweetie, you live in Texas now. We defend our homes . As long as we drag you back on the lawn it's OK Wendy W. [footnote](BTW -- that is not to be taken as the trigger for a diatribe on the 2nd amendment or anything else. It's a friggin' joke)[/footnote]There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
micro 0 #10 February 17, 2006 QuoteAren't YOU glad you don't live near me? Actually, there's a rumor going around that I am.....well.........dare I say it? say it SAY IT SAY IT I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
boinky 0 #11 February 17, 2006 Ummmm...well...it's been rumored that I am too......[B]BOUNCY!!!! Can you imagine that? How can anyone be TOO bouncy? Is there REALLY such a thing? Course, Mike says I'm bouncy/pouncy and he says it like it's a GOOD thing. So pooey on anyone who doesn't agree with him! Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
boinky 0 #12 February 17, 2006 QuoteAs long as we drag you back on the lawn it's OK Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #13 February 17, 2006 QuoteSweetie, you live in Texas now. We defend our homes . As long as we drag you back on the lawn it's OK Wendy W. [footnote](BTW -- that is not to be taken as the trigger for a diatribe on the 2nd amendment or anything else. It's a friggin' joke)[/footnote] Actually, it makes me think of how incredibly sexy you would look with a Glock in your hands--as long as it's not pointed at *me*, course! Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
micro 0 #14 February 17, 2006 QuoteUmmmm...well...it's been rumored that I am too......[B]BOUNCY!!!! Can you imagine that? How can anyone be TOO bouncy? Is there REALLY such a thing? Course, Mike says I'm bouncy/pouncy and he says it like it's a GOOD thing. So pooey on anyone who doesn't agree with him! do you mean bouncy like perky and energetic and all that or do you mean bouncy like big boobies flying all over everywhere? I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
boinky 0 #15 February 17, 2006 Um, well if I DID have boobies flying everywhere (which I don't), I sure wouldn't admit to it here! Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
micro 0 #16 February 17, 2006 Quote Um, well if I DID have boobies flying everywhere (which I don't), I sure wouldn't admit to it here! I'm just playing witchu girl. I took it that you were a very bubbly kinda person, which you proved on the phone w/ walt. btw, just went at looked at the pics you talked about w/ you and mike... coolio... you gotta big truck! nice horses too. although, like I said, they scare the shit out of me. I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #17 February 18, 2006 My neighbor told me: 1- If you have a mean dog, don't let it out where it can bite kids. 2- If you want to shoot any guns, go down to the end of the road. That about covers it for rules around here. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
