happythoughts 0 #1 February 17, 2006 read the clicky Yep, this is as scientific as tea leaves, but tea leaves don't give me wood. QuoteThe unusual science sternomancy, the art of telling fortunes by the form of a female breast, appeared in Spain in the 18th century. Since that time, the science has considerably advanced, and today men can learn about women judging by the form of their breasts. So far I've learned that they will whack you if you are looking really closely at them. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Keith 0 #2 February 17, 2006 Funny that. I'm into scrotumancy. I can tell your fortune by the form of your scrotum.Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #3 February 17, 2006 I can't say if it is a good fortune-telling method, but if someone is holding your balls, it does get your undivided attention. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Keith 0 #4 February 17, 2006 It's a great fortune telling method for me if I'm holding your balls, 'cause if I'm holding your balls my future is looking bright edited to say: not your balls necessarily Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #5 February 17, 2006 Well, modesty prevents me from saying everything, but they are Special. I was thinking of getting the laser hair removal done, then something similar to a nail and pedicure. Just a little extra attention to spruce up the whole area. I can just see them on the cover of Vogue... Walking down the Red Carpet at the Oscars. I'd wear a tux coat with tails, but no pants. Have a valet walking nearby to carry them on a velvet pillow. It's only a matter of time. You almost can't buy a magazine besides the Watchtower without expecting to see a pic of Paris Hiltons not-so-private parts. My balls could be the next big celebrity icon. This is all still in the theory stage. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Keith 0 #6 February 17, 2006 Quote My balls could be the next big celebrity icon. I LIKE IT Can I be your valet? I promis to kiss them often so they'll feel special Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #7 February 17, 2006 I've got to go for glam. I need to attract celebrity status attention. I was thinking of using Paris and her sister, but they have too much class for what I have in mind. I think the key is "The Look". I need to make a fashion statement. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildblue 7 #8 February 17, 2006 Am I the only one bothered by the mental picture of Keith playing caddy with HT's balls? Just doesn't seem right.... And how did we go from a perfectly good discussion on breasts to Keith's fantasies? I'm hijacking the next gay thread towards a boob-fest.it's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Keith 0 #9 February 17, 2006 Paris Hilton too much class??? You clearly suffer from a lack of self asteam . . . Paris Hilton too much class??? Too much money maybe, but too much class??? Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Keith 0 #10 February 17, 2006 QuoteAm I the only one bothered by the mental picture of Keith playing caddy with HT's balls? Just doesn't seem right.... Is that 'cause you want me to caddy for you? Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #11 February 17, 2006 I'm going to introduce him to this new medicine. (I still haven't figured out if this is a joke-site or a scam.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #12 February 17, 2006 I'm thinking of a clothing line. I just need an attention-getting outfit to make some headlines. What do you think ? The one with suspenders just rocks. NSFW Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Keith 0 #13 February 17, 2006 I'm dyin' here Is this for real? I'm sending this to Every gay man and lesbian I know. Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Keith 0 #14 February 17, 2006 Number 2 seems the best because he seems more proud of his outfit. Number 3, in the suspenders, seems to be slouching and embarrassed. I'd like to see more of the clothing line to be sure though.Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #15 February 17, 2006 Fiction Apparently, the guy wrote set up the site also came up with a fictional law that was supposed to restrict the sale of the drug. Plus, then he did a blog entry that argued against the law. That is a lot of work to just be playing. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Keith 0 #16 February 17, 2006 I'm somehow dissapointed. It would have been Much better had it been real. Still funny but not as. I'll still forward it though Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildblue 7 #17 February 17, 2006 QuoteQuoteAm I the only one bothered by the mental picture of Keith playing caddy with HT's balls? Just doesn't seem right.... Is that 'cause you want me to caddy for you? Keith, if I were a homosexual male, I would let you caddy for me anyday. I might even tip you at the end of the day of you kept them nice, warm, and off the ground. Well, you or that blueeyedmonster guy... that blue paint just did something for me.it's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Keith 0 #18 February 17, 2006 I'll paint myself blue for you if it'll make your caddyee experience more pleasurable Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildblue 7 #19 February 17, 2006 Will you wear a fuzzy beret with the ball on top, a nice polo, and plaid knickers?it's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Keith 0 #20 February 17, 2006 Don't push it! I refuse to wear plaid knickers! Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildblue 7 #21 February 17, 2006 QuoteDon't push it! I refuse to wear plaid knickers! *swoon* .... I love it when a man stands his ground.... I wish I knew how to quit you. If any man had a chance to turn me gay Keith, it'd be you.it's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Keith 0 #22 February 17, 2006 Oh you flatter. I wish you knew how to start me.Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildblue 7 #23 February 17, 2006 I'd better leave this thread before I lose all cred as a breeder.it's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Keith 0 #24 February 17, 2006 You have no worries. You just come across as a secure-in-his-sexuality breeder.Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildblue 7 #25 February 17, 2006 *sigh* ... you just make me love you more. I'm going to go take the "Gay-O-Meter" test until I score a 0% Jerry Falwell told me that homosexuality is contagious.it's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
