waltappel 1 #26 February 17, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuoteAm I at risk for losing my guy card for even being tempted to ask to see that video? Because I'm tempted as hell. I'll think about it. No risk of losing your guy card. It's actually somewhat inspirational! Ok, maybe not, but it's still funny! Walt PM me the video. I promise not to post it publically. Unless someone offers me an appropriate sum of $$, which I am in need of, being unemployed and all, hint hint. Probably not, but I'll think about it. Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #27 February 17, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuote It's actually somewhat inspirational! Until I actually see your video, this will remain my only inspiration. HA! have you seen them on HBO? Weird. You are so proving Wendy and Rebecca right! Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #28 February 17, 2006 The penis is a complicated device. It is where 1/2 of a mans thinking takes place. Without a penis, a man would have no need for women.Since the world revolves around men trying to please their penises by providing them with fine vaginas, women need to recognize that a penis should be cherished and respected in order to better serve their own vaginas and the life support system needed to maintain them. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RhondaLea 4 #29 February 17, 2006 I haven't read the whole thread yet, but here's the only explanation I know: Last verse of Psychotherapy, by Melanie Safka Freud's mystic world of meaning needn't have us mystified It's really very simple what the psyche tries to hide: A thing is a phallic symbol if it's longer than it's wide As the id goes marching on. Glory glory psychotherapy, glory glory sexuality, Glory glory now we can be free as the id goes marching on. So there's your answer, Walt. rlIf you don't know where you're going, you should know where you came from. Gullah Proverb Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #30 February 17, 2006 Quote The penis is a complicated device. It is where 1/2 of a mans thinking takes place. Without a penis, a man would have no need for women. Since the world revolves around men trying to please their penises by providing them with fine vaginas, women need to recognize that a penis should be cherished and respected in order to better serve their own vaginas and the life support system needed to maintain them. Ladies, I do not know cocheese. I have never seen him before. I have absolutely no association with him. So please spare my life when you try to kill him! Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #31 February 17, 2006 Ok ladies, what about the term "penis envy"? Does that annoy you? Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca 0 #32 February 17, 2006 QuoteQuote The penis is a complicated device. It is where 1/2 of a mans thinking takes place. Without a penis, a woman would have no need for men. Since the world revolves around men trying to please their women by providing them with fine penii, men need to recognize that a woman should be cherished and respected in order to better serve their own penii and the life support system (AKA, the rest of the body) needed to maintain them. Ladies, I do not know cocheese. I have never seen him before. I have absolutely no association with him. So please spare my life when you try to kill him! Walt Walt, I fixed it. you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #33 February 17, 2006 Ok, don't change your story once the women here respect me for my simple yet fine wisdom and ummm my penis. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #34 February 17, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuote The penis is a complicated device. It is where 1/2 of a mans thinking takes place. Without a penis, a woman would have no need for men. Since the world revolves around men trying to please their women by providing them with fine penii, men need to recognize that a woman should be cherished and respected in order to better serve their own penii and the life support system (AKA, the rest of the body) needed to maintain them. Ladies, I do not know cocheese. I have never seen him before. I have absolutely no association with him. So please spare my life when you try to kill him! Walt Walt, I fixed it. Two words, Rebecca: heavy lifting. I have had several girlfriends who told me that is primarily what men are good for. Or maybe they just felt that way about me. Naw, couldn't be! Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #35 February 17, 2006 Quote Ok, don't change your story once the women here respect me for my simple yet fine wisdom and ummm my penis. You're willing to take the risk, so you're entitled to the consequences reward! Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #36 February 17, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteNo, it doesn't have to be a 'symbol' unless it's erected. For example, the rock shaped like a penis is simply phallic, not a symbol. The Washington monument, now THAT's a phallic symbol! So who the hell care's what it's shaped like? Does the supposedly phallic shape carry some sort of deep meaning or what? Walt Nothing very deep, just man's eternal fascination, reverence, awe, and sheer delight with his own joystick. You hit right at the heart of what annoys me about the whole term! Yes, I sit around in awe of my erect penis! That's all I do all day--yes it is a true delight!!! I revere it, worship it, and just sit and stare at it for hours on end. Hmmmmm. Thinking about it, I guess I really *do* kind of do all that stuff! Nevermind! Walt _______________________________________ Does that one eye ever wink at you? Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #37 February 17, 2006 Quote Does that one eye ever wink at you? Chuck I try not to make eye contact, so I don't know! Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #38 February 17, 2006 Oh, I see. Just kinda feel your way around the subject, huh? What are you wearing right now? Just fuckin' with ya'! Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #39 February 17, 2006 QuoteOh, I see. Just kinda feel your way around the subject, huh? What are you wearing right now? Chuck Uh, you're scaring me, Chuck! Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #40 February 17, 2006 Just wanted to see if you were payin' attention. Like i said... just fuckin' with ya'! Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindercles 0 #41 February 17, 2006 Ok, Walt, let me get this straight. You're willing to strip naked in a public environment, climb into an airplane and do tricks with your "joystick" (as it has been so eloquently termed), jump out of said airplane naked and let someone video tape it all. But you're not willing to share this video over the internet with people you've never met?? You've got some pretty fucked up ideas of modesty, bro! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #42 February 17, 2006 QuoteOk, Walt, let me get this straight. You're willing to strip naked in a public environment, climb into an airplane and do tricks with your "joystick" (as it has been so eloquently termed), jump out of said airplane naked and let someone video tape it all. But you're not willing to share this video over the internet with people you've never met?? You've got some pretty fucked up ideas of modesty, bro! Yes I do. I stripped naked on a load one time in front of a bunch of students 'cuz I felt like making a naked jump. I heard later that one of the students told her friend that seeing me do that made her much less nervous about the jump. Of course it may have made her more nervous about what happens on the ground but I never heard anything about that. As for the video, unfortunately I can't really take my face out of it because anyone can lip-read what I'm saying and it's kinda funny along with the, uh, trick. Maybe one day. Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yamtx73 0 #43 February 17, 2006 Quote Ok, don't change your story once the women here respect me for my simple yet fine wisdom and ummm my penis. Respect? WTF is respect??The only naturals in this sport shit thru feathers... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #44 February 17, 2006 QuoteQuoteOk, Walt, let me get this straight. You're willing to strip naked in a public environment, climb into an airplane and do tricks with your "joystick" (as it has been so eloquently termed), jump out of said airplane naked and let someone video tape it all. But you're not willing to share this video over the internet with people you've never met?? You've got some pretty fucked up ideas of modesty, bro! Yes I do. I stripped naked on a load one time in front of a bunch of students 'cuz I felt like making a naked jump. I heard later that one of the students told her friend that seeing me do that made her much less nervous about the jump. Of course it may have made her more nervous about what happens on the ground but I never heard anything about that. As for the video, unfortunately I can't really take my face out of it because anyone can lip-read what I'm saying and it's kinda funny along with the, uh, trick. Maybe one day. Walt _______________________________________ O.K., I get it! It's a psychological thing... like giving a speech for the first time in front of a large group of people and 'visualizing' them naked. It's the 'relaxing' thing. Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #45 February 17, 2006 Respect is a term used by guys for a feeling they get right before handing a women their wallet. It's a very short lived feeling, but it induces man to do very silly things. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindercles 0 #46 February 17, 2006 It's ok Walt. There exist several different videos of me wearing nothing but black or red paint from head to toe, blowing fireballs in the middle of a party of several hundred people. Unfortunately I don't have any of them in my possession or I would totally post them. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #47 February 17, 2006 Quote Respect is a term used by guys for a feeling they get right before handing a women their wallet. It's a very short lived feeling, but it induces man to do very silly things. __________________________________________ Are you by chance, confusing 'respect' with pussy? Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yamtx73 0 #48 February 17, 2006 Quote Respect is a term used by guys for a feeling they get right before handing a women their wallet. It's a very short lived feeling, but it induces man to do very silly things. Ohhh, ok... Now I understand... Respect is like sex, it's short lived and induces a man to do shit he wouldn't do otherwise... The only naturals in this sport shit thru feathers... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #49 February 17, 2006 Quote O.K., I get it! It's a psychological thing... like giving a speech for the first time in front of a large group of people and 'visualizing' them naked. It's the 'relaxing' thing. Chuck Absolutely!!! When I visualize naked women, it does wonders to alleviate the anxiety that I would otherwise feel. Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #50 February 17, 2006 QuoteQuote O.K., I get it! It's a psychological thing... like giving a speech for the first time in front of a large group of people and 'visualizing' them naked. It's the 'relaxing' thing. Chuck Absolutely!!! When I visualize naken women, it does wonders to alleviate the anxiety that I would otherwise feel. Walt _________________________________________ Works for me! I like the idea. Unless, the naked woman is Rosie O'Donnell! Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
