boinky 0 #1 February 18, 2006 I hope this isn't a repost. But I thought it was funny as hell! HIGH NOONER JEREMIAH'S JOHNSON TRUE, HE GRITS POLESMOKE THE PLEASURE OF THE SIERRA, PADRE BUTCH ASSIDY AND THE BUNDANCE KID THE MAN WHO SHOT ALL OVER LIBERTY VALANCE PAINT YOUR FAG ON HOW THE WEST WAS HUNG THE WILD BRUNCH HE WORE A YELLOW RIBBON THE LEGEND OF THE LONG RANGER DOC'S HOLIDAY WITH BILLY THE KID VERY RAW HIDE LONESOME DOUG THE HOARSE SOLDIERS DESTRY RIDES AGAIN... AND AGAIN MCCABE AND MR. MILLER A FISTFUL OF NED HI, PLAINS DRIFTER! THE MAGNIFICENT SEVEN INCHES QUICKLY DOWN UNDER BAREBACK MOUNTING BONE-NANZA DON'T MESS WITH TEX' ASS HOME ON THE RANGER OKLAHOMO ROOSTER COCKBURN LITTLE BATHHOUSE ON THE PRAIRIE PRANCES WITH WOLVES BALONEY PONY RODEO TUBESTEAK COWBOYSNina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
monkycndo 0 #2 February 18, 2006 Thanks Nina, I needed that laugh.50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
2fat2fly 0 #3 February 18, 2006 I was listening to Sirius "Outlaw Country" yesterday and they played a new Wille nelson song "Cowboys are frequently secretly fond of each other"I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
micro 0 #4 February 18, 2006 oh nina, you know just the right thing for this saturday morning. I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
boinky 0 #5 February 18, 2006 Quote Thanks Nina, I needed that laugh. [RED][/RED][/B]Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #6 February 18, 2006 QuoteI was listening to Sirius "Outlaw Country" yesterday and they played a new Wille nelson song "Cowboys are frequently secretly fond of each other" ______________________________________ Saw an interview with Willie Nelson about his song. It's been a 'bus' song of his for several years. He decided to record it 'for the heck of it"! That's Willie! Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
boinky 0 #7 February 18, 2006 Hey, I've got to keep YOUR morale up, don't I? Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brains 2 #8 February 18, 2006 QuoteSaw an interview with Willie Nelson about his song. It's been a 'bus' song of his for several years. He decided to record it 'for the heck of it"! That's Willie! no doubt They were talking about it on the radio yesterday or the day before and they said it was written back in 85 of so and never recorded. Willie didn't write it but said he has been playing it for almost that long and has performed it at a few live shows here and there. Never look down on someone, unless they are going down on you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
micro 0 #9 February 18, 2006 QuoteHey, I've got to keep YOUR morale up, don't I? you're doing a great job. is the weather any better down yonder? I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #10 February 18, 2006 QuoteQuoteSaw an interview with Willie Nelson about his song. It's been a 'bus' song of his for several years. He decided to record it 'for the heck of it"! That's Willie! no doubt They were talking about it on the radio yesterday or the day before and they said it was written back in 85 of so and never recorded. Willie didn't write it but said he has been playing it for almost that long and has performed it at a few live shows here and there. ________________________________________ It's kinda like Toby Kieth's; 'Taliban Song'. He and his song writer messed with that song for several years and played it at concerts here and there. The response from the crowds was good so, he recorded it at it went #1 on the country charts. One of my favorites by Toby is "I'll Never Smoke Weed, With Willie Again!". Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
boinky 0 #11 February 18, 2006 Let's see, it's cold, raining, windy, possibly icy rain later this afternoon. Is that any better? Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #12 February 18, 2006 How silly!~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
warpedskydiver 0 #13 February 18, 2006 Soldier blue balls? That Chaps My ASS! Saddle Sore! Praise the Sword and Pass the Lubrication? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
boinky 0 #14 February 20, 2006 These were submitted privately to me, so I'm guessing the author is choosing to remain anonymous. QuoteBareBack Mountain BareBack Mounting Bareback Mounts Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #15 February 20, 2006 At first glance I thought the thread title was "Rejected titties..." and I wondered, "Now who in the fuck in their right mind would reject titties?!!!" (Certainly not me, in case you're wondering.) Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
boinky 0 #16 February 20, 2006 No Walt....we weren't wondering THAT at all. We all [B]KNOW better than that! Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #17 February 20, 2006 QuoteNo Walt....we weren't wondering THAT at all. We all [B]KNOW better than that! Well, I guess I just revealed what's on my mind today! Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #18 February 20, 2006 QuoteThese were submitted privately to me, so I'm guessing the author is choosing to remain anonymous. Because they're so creative and original?"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #19 February 20, 2006 "Unlonesome Dove"--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
boinky 0 #20 February 20, 2006 Must be somethin' in the water! Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ccowden 0 #21 February 20, 2006 How 'bout: "Two Cowboys Who Love The Cock" I mean, let's not beat around the bush.... errrr.... beat around.... ah, nevermind. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GogglesnTeeth 6 #22 February 20, 2006 Everytime I hear about that movie, I think about the South Park episode where the Sundance Film Festival comes to town and all the movies are about "Gay cowboys eating pudding." Goggles and Teeth "You fall like a greased safe!!!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
