Beckz70018 0 #151 February 11, 2006 Hey mom...do you have myspace? if you do, heres the link to mine..add me as a friend! http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=36846785 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IanHarrop 42 #152 February 11, 2006 QuoteWhat kind of embarassing stories have you heard about me? Heck, I'm in Canada and I've never jumped any further south than Montana and I know the stories Everyone on dz.com has sworn before God and country to keep all the stories secret. "Where troubles melt like lemon drops, away above the chimney tops, that's where you'll find me" Dorothy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Beckz70018 0 #153 February 11, 2006 Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh no no no no no....Spill...I wanna know what kind of evil things she's been saying...That's not fair!....MOTHER! What have you been saying about me? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IanHarrop 42 #154 February 11, 2006 QuoteOhhhhhhhhhhhhh no no no no no....Spill...I wanna know what kind of evil things she's been saying...That's not fair!....MOTHER! What have you been saying about me? Oh - they're not that bad - stuff that us old guys smile about. So if you're around skydivers and you catch them looking at you and smiling, know that they are just remembering something your mother said! "Where troubles melt like lemon drops, away above the chimney tops, that's where you'll find me" Dorothy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Beckz70018 0 #155 February 11, 2006 That doesn't sound like a good thing to me... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
micro 0 #156 February 11, 2006 QuoteThat doesn't sound like a good thing to me... really? i can't imagine why not. I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Beckz70018 0 #157 February 11, 2006 ...Hmph...I'm not so sure that look is genuine innocence... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kschilk 0 #158 February 11, 2006 Say nothing...just post embarrassing baby pics. Surefire "kid repellent"."T'was ever thus." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RhondaLea 4 #159 February 11, 2006 Quote Say nothing...just post embarrassing baby pics. Surefire "kid repellent". I suppose, but I really don't want to get rid of her. We have a role reversal here. I don't want my kid to yell at me. That's what happens when they get bigger--they pay back all the discipline of their childhood. When I'm really old, I'm going to hide in a cave somewhere so she can't tell me what to do. rlIf you don't know where you're going, you should know where you came from. Gullah Proverb Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yamtx73 0 #160 February 11, 2006 QuoteQuote Say nothing...just post embarrassing baby pics. Surefire "kid repellent". I suppose, but I really don't want to get rid of her. We have a role reversal here. I don't want my kid to yell at me. That's what happens when they get bigger--they pay back all the discipline of their childhood. When I'm really old, I'm going to hide in a cave somewhere so she can't tell me what to do. rl When she starts yelling at you just start talking about some of the embarrassing things she has done in the past, that will quiet her down. If you got the cave I got the bear skin... The only naturals in this sport shit thru feathers... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IanHarrop 42 #161 February 11, 2006 QuoteQuote Say nothing...just post embarrassing baby pics. Surefire "kid repellent". I suppose, but I really don't want to get rid of her. We have a role reversal here. I don't want my kid to yell at me. That's what happens when they get bigger--they pay back all the discipline of their childhood. When I'm really old, I'm going to hide in a cave somewhere so she can't tell me what to do. rl Remember you have to be nice to your kids becuase they're the ones that pick which old folks home you end up in. You don't want to get "nurse Rachet"..."Where troubles melt like lemon drops, away above the chimney tops, that's where you'll find me" Dorothy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RhondaLea 4 #162 February 11, 2006 QuoteRemember you have to be nice to your kids becuase they're the ones that pick which old folks home you end up in. You don't want to get "nurse Rachet"... Nope. Beck has already promised to shoot me when I get too old to be useful. I taught her well. (Although there were times when she was younger that I think she might've wanted to fulfill that vow right then and there. ) rlIf you don't know where you're going, you should know where you came from. Gullah Proverb Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #163 February 11, 2006 I think most kids (myself included) go through that stage... then you get a little older, and realize that maybe your parents aren't as dumb as they seemed when you were 15 or so... Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #164 February 11, 2006 QuoteOhhhhhhhhhhhhh no no no no no....Spill...I wanna know what kind of evil things she's been saying...That's not fair!....MOTHER! What have you been saying about me? I've known your mom for a long time. I'm kind of a combination of dear friend, admirer, fan, and stalker. Ok, maybe not so much stalker, but your mom is really special to me and has been for a long time. I don't recall her ever saying anything embarassing about you. I do recall, though, that on many occasions, she has used her love for you as an example of truly unconditional love and I know she meant every single word of it. There are a lot of us around here that feel really fortunate to have her in our lives, but having her as a mom would seem to be a very scary proposition for sure! I love your mom very dearly, though, and so do a lot of people around here and I think it would be *really* cool if you gave us some rl stories! Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #165 February 11, 2006 Quotedear friend, admirer, fan, and stalker Its okay to be her stalker, I am as well.... so is cocheese, and GTA ...holy salmon shit RL you have alot of stalkersSudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #166 February 11, 2006 QuoteQuotedear friend, admirer, fan, and stalker Its okay to be her stalker, I am as well.... so is cocheese, and GTA ...holy salmon shit RL you have alot of stalkers I'm not really in the same class as cocheese am I?!!!! (rl, please tell me I'm not in the same class as cocheese!!!! Pleeeeeeeeeeeese!!!) Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #167 February 11, 2006 uhhhhh uhhhhhh uhhhhhSudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RhondaLea 4 #168 February 11, 2006 QuoteQuotedear friend, admirer, fan, and stalker Its okay to be her stalker, I am as well.... so is cocheese, and GTA ...holy salmon shit RL you have alot of stalkers I'm a lucky, lucky woman. QuoteI'm not really in the same class as cocheese am I?!!!! What class would that be? Quote(rl, please tell me I'm not in the same class as cocheese!!!! Pleeeeeeeeeeeese!!!) Jef's my buddy. Of course, now that I've admitted this, I can no longer torture him here. Oh wait...yes I can. If you don't know where you're going, you should know where you came from. Gullah Proverb Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #169 February 11, 2006 QuoteOf course, now that I've admitted this, I can no longer torture him here. Just tell him you had a bout with temp insanity... then go back to torturing himSudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #170 February 11, 2006 QuoteWhat class would that be? Well, oh lovely one, you know I have a really active imagination, so here goes. I've looked at many of cocheese's eleventy zillion posts and wondered what kind of twisted mind that kind of stuff could come from. I have often marvelled at it because I've got a fairly twisted mind and he somehow manages to come up with stuff I would *never* think of. I'm convinced that only someone who has a great deal of time to sit and think could come up with some of that stuff. Enter "the loner". You know who I'm talking about. The kind of character that Robert DeNiro made famous in the movie "Taxi Driver" or some variation on that theme. The kind of guy who lives in a really seedy part of town in a rundown, roach-infested hotel that has both hourly and weekly rates. His room is dimly light by a single light bulb hanging from the ceiling by old electrical wire that has had much of its insulation chewed off by rats. There are water stains on the ceiling, mold stains and smells throughout the room, and the walls are covered with spraypainted political statements. Porn is scattered all over the floor. The toilet doesn't work, but that's ok because he wouldn't use it even if it did work. Rusty water drips from the faucets. The loner is sitting one the edge of the single bed in his underwear and wife-beater shirt. A burning cigarette is hanging out of the corner of his mouth with a long ash that seems to defy gravity. He hasn't shaved for three days and is sitting there staring and wallowing in his demented thoughts. The tiniest hint of a smirk comes to his face. He has thought of his next poll. Yes, only that kind of mind could come up with some of cocheese's posts. Walt (cocheese, I'm kidding here. I know that your twistedness really comes from living in Michigan!) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muenkel 0 #171 February 11, 2006 QuoteIts okay to be her stalker, I am as well.... so is cocheese, and GTA ...holy salmon shit RL you have alot of stalkers I have to disagree with you in regard to GTA. I think rl is GTA's stalker. What is that saying? The stalker of my stalker is my..........[fill in the blank]. Chris _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RhondaLea 4 #172 February 12, 2006 QuoteYes, only that kind of mind could come up with some of cocheese's posts. Point taken. But I'm a little worried at how well you describe the environment. Is there something we should know? If you don't know where you're going, you should know where you came from. Gullah Proverb Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RhondaLea 4 #173 February 12, 2006 QuoteI have to disagree with you in regard to GTA. I think rl is GTA's stalker. He's well worth stalking, don't you think? rlIf you don't know where you're going, you should know where you came from. Gullah Proverb Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muenkel 0 #174 February 12, 2006 QuoteI have to disagree with you in regard to GTA. I think rl is GTA's stalker. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- He's well worth stalking, don't you think? I'd rather stalk you. So that would make me the stalker of GTA's stalker...I'm so confused. Chris _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #175 February 12, 2006 QuoteQuoteYes, only that kind of mind could come up with some of cocheese's posts. Point taken. But I'm a little worried at how well you describe the environment. Is there something we should know? No, nothing unusual about where I live. I'm a bit of a slob in my housekeeping but it's not too awful seedy. I just used my imagination with the cocheese thing. Sometimes I think I would be better off without this active imagination. Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
