livendive 8 #126 February 10, 2006 QuoteQuoteIf my mom ever reads the stories I have posted here, she'll probably keel over. If Beck reads some of what I've posted here, she'll beat me with a stick. You say that like it's a bad thing. Think she'd auction off the rights to beat you with a stick? I bid two quarters. Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GTAVercetti 0 #127 February 10, 2006 QuoteNope not one...... I have no idea what you are talking about [rolled eye smilie]Why yes, my license number is a palindrome. Thank you for noticing. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #128 February 10, 2006 QuoteI have no idea what you are talking about [rolled eye smilie] *COUGH* of course you dont [ hysterical laughing to the point of throwing up smilie]Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GTAVercetti 0 #129 February 10, 2006 QuoteQuoteI have no idea what you are talking about [rolled eye smilie] *COUGH* of course you dont [ hysterical laughing to the point of throwing up smilie]\ I still don't get it. What is a stalker?Why yes, my license number is a palindrome. Thank you for noticing. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
micro 0 #130 February 10, 2006 QuoteQuoteFresh Meat You behave yourself, or instead of putting her on a plane back to Jersey, I'll bring her with me. Edited to add: ETA is probably the 18th or 19th or thereabouts, unless I stop in Dublin, in which case, I'll probably just go to New Jersey and come back to Virginia the next weekend. OMG, you BEST bring your ass and BECK's too to Dublin... I had to royally kiss my wife's ass to get me to go. Don't let me down, rl! I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #131 February 10, 2006 You should be kissing her ass just for the simple fact she puts up with youSudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RhondaLea 4 #132 February 10, 2006 QuoteAnd then, there are the PMs... Is it against the rules to tell a moderator to fermez la bouche? If you don't know where you're going, you should know where you came from. Gullah Proverb Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
micro 0 #133 February 10, 2006 QuoteQuoteAnd then, there are the PMs... Is it against the rules to tell a moderator to fermez la bouche? lol!! in his case, hell no I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #134 February 10, 2006 can you translate that for us idiots?Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
micro 0 #135 February 10, 2006 QuoteYou should be kissing her ass just for the simple fact she puts up with you good point, that. nice post on beef, btw. I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #136 February 10, 2006 Nothing like equating skydiving with romance lol I know I am a dorkSudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
micro 0 #137 February 10, 2006 Quotecan you translate that for us idiots? "shut your mouth" I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
micro 0 #138 February 10, 2006 QuoteNothing like equating skydiving with romance lol I know I am a dork I loved it. I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #139 February 10, 2006 Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Beckz70018 0 #140 February 10, 2006 ....Beat you with a stick....now there's an idea...hmmm... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RhondaLea 4 #141 February 10, 2006 OMG! She's back! Someone hide me please. If you don't know where you're going, you should know where you came from. Gullah Proverb Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
diablopilot 2 #142 February 10, 2006 Get video. ---------------------------------------------- You're not as good as you think you are. Seriously. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
micro 0 #143 February 10, 2006 QuoteOMG! She's back! Someone hide me please. don't forget to uncurl your toes first. I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GTAVercetti 0 #144 February 10, 2006 QuoteQuoteOMG! She's back! Someone hide me please. don't forget to uncurl your toes first. Why yes, my license number is a palindrome. Thank you for noticing. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RhondaLea 4 #145 February 10, 2006 Quotedon't forget to uncurl your toes first. They're not curled. I've been too long without my dose of GTA. If you don't know where you're going, you should know where you came from. Gullah Proverb Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #146 February 10, 2006 Close your mouth you are drooling.... RL will clean the floor with you and ruin you for all other woman , get video Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #147 February 10, 2006 Quote....Beat you with a stick....now there's an idea...hmmm... Beck, You don't know me and that's probably a good thing because it would really bother you that your mom likes me. Just to show you what kind of people she's been hanging with, you might want to read some of the stories I've posted. Here's a link to one of the better ones. (rl, I know you're going to beat me silly for this, but I just couldn't help myself.) Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GTAVercetti 0 #148 February 10, 2006 QuoteClose your mouth you are drooling.... RL will clean the floor with you and ruin you for all other woman , get video I already have a history of older women. But then again, I have not been ruined in awhile. Why yes, my license number is a palindrome. Thank you for noticing. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Beckz70018 0 #149 February 11, 2006 QuoteThis is too funny. Someone (you) shows up on dz.com and it turns out I (sitting here in Denmark) have heard embarassing stories about her childhood. The World is indeed small. Could you perhaps tell us something about your mother? She likes to threaten with spanking. Is she dangerous to be around, or is it just words? What kind of embarassing stories have you heard about me? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Beckz70018 0 #150 February 11, 2006 QuoteOMG! She's back! Someone hide me please. Why're you trying to hide from me? I'll be down there for 2 weeks, you won't be able to get away then...bwahahaha Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites