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RhondaLea

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You've failed at keeping me entertained... :|



As I recall, you reversed your days and nights when you were a baby. Then, I had no choice but to stay up.

Now...

I'm going to bed. :|

Good night, dear one.

Love,
Mom

:D:D
If you don't know where you're going, you should know where you came from. Gullah Proverb

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This is too funny. Someone (you) shows up on dz.com and it turns out I (sitting here in Denmark) have heard embarassing stories about her childhood. The World is indeed small.

Could you perhaps tell us something about your mother? She likes to threaten with spanking. Is she dangerous to be around, or is it just words? ;)
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- Not quite Oscar Wilde...

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So I was sitting here, minding my own business, when I happened to take a look at "Who's Online."

And who do you think I found there?

My darling daughter.

So. Do I restrain myself? Or do I proceed as usual and prepare myself for the onslaught of "Damn, Mother, you're so embarrassing" that's soon to come?

:D:D



Point her to my glory hole story and point out that by comparison, you're not all that bad.:D

Walt

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Any clever individual knows you can get AT LEAST 29 cents for a child on the black market in Australia.



For a fit healthy breeding female, you'll get at least a dollar these days. Aussie, not US. So, about 72-74 cents.

Real money worth having, is that.

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What a great thread to wake up to. :D:D:D

If my mom ever came on here ... well let's just say she might get a somewhat different impression of me. Maybe not different... just more *complete*. :ph34r:
"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke

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