Keith 0 #51 February 10, 2006 A quarter? When I was a kid my Mom told my sister and I we were adopted - we believed her. She had a good laugh on that one for years.Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #52 February 10, 2006 QuoteOh...wait, there is one thing...She sold me for a quarter when I was, eh, 13? Not once...But twice... Hey, she got twice the price that way! Just think of her as shrewd...or prude, whatever. Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MikeForsythe 0 #53 February 10, 2006 Quote Oh...wait, there is one thing...She sold me for a quarter when I was, eh, 13? Not once...But twice... WOW, what a smart mom, why kick them out when you can sell tham!!!!!!!!!!Time and pressure will always show you who a person really is! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RhondaLea 4 #54 February 10, 2006 QuoteOh...wait, there is one thing...She sold me for a quarter when I was, eh, 13? Not once...But twice... Yeah, and both of them failed to collect at the age of delivery. But I did give you both quarters. Bet I could get more for you now. That would be one way to thwart Ray's threat to make me a grandmother before my time. rlIf you don't know where you're going, you should know where you came from. Gullah Proverb Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GTAVercetti 0 #55 February 10, 2006 QuoteOh...wait, there is one thing...She sold me for a quarter when I was, eh, 13? Not once...But twice... A QUARTER? Any clever individual knows you can get AT LEAST 29 cents for a child on the black market in Australia.Why yes, my license number is a palindrome. Thank you for noticing. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Beckz70018 0 #56 February 10, 2006 Meh...She'd never get rid of me...and I got both quarters...I still have them Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Keith 0 #57 February 10, 2006 QuoteBet I could get more for you now. That would be one way to thwart Ray's threat to make me a grandmother before my time. You could always marry her off to me. You'd be assured she'd die a virgin. Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Beckz70018 0 #58 February 10, 2006 You made Nannie a grandma at your age! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MikeForsythe 0 #59 February 10, 2006 Quote You made Nannie a grandma at your age! ROTFLMAO Busted!!! Now the dirt is starting to come out!Time and pressure will always show you who a person really is! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Beckz70018 0 #60 February 10, 2006 My dad says I'm not allowed to get married...And if I do, I have to elope... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RhondaLea 4 #61 February 10, 2006 QuoteYou could always marry her off to me. You'd be assured she'd die a virgin. Uh... Hmmm... I have no comment. None at all. There is absolutely nothing I can say here that won't get me in trouble. Nothing at all. If you don't know where you're going, you should know where you came from. Gullah Proverb Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RhondaLea 4 #62 February 10, 2006 QuoteQuote You made Nannie a grandma at your age! ROTFLMAO Busted!!! Now the dirt is starting to come out! She's 21. I was 26 when she was born. My mother was 19 when I was born, which means that by the time my mother was my age, Beck was almost 3. I may be old, but I'm way too young to be a grandmother. rlIf you don't know where you're going, you should know where you came from. Gullah Proverb Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NoPush 0 #63 February 10, 2006 Giggles ...... too funny smiley ... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Beckz70018 0 #64 February 10, 2006 Hmm...You don't want grandchildren? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GTAVercetti 0 #65 February 10, 2006 This thread... IS THE BEST THREAD EVERWhy yes, my license number is a palindrome. Thank you for noticing. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #66 February 10, 2006 QuoteI have no comment. None at all. There is absolutely nothing I can say here that won't get me in trouble. Nothing at all. I just realized what fantastic potential this kind of development has. There are certain overly combative, closed-minded, bigoted, abusive posters on here who I just have to imagine would finally see the error of their ways with one simple "Quit being such an asshole Dad!" post. Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RhondaLea 4 #67 February 10, 2006 QuoteHmm...You don't want grandchildren? I'd prefer you to wait just a few more years. Trust me. Love, MomIf you don't know where you're going, you should know where you came from. Gullah Proverb Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MikeForsythe 0 #68 February 10, 2006 QuoteI may be old, but I'm way too young to be a grandmother. Not at all, you are older than me and I have 5 grandkids.Time and pressure will always show you who a person really is! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Beckz70018 0 #69 February 10, 2006 Oh...now it's the Love, Mom...Woof...I don't want kids right now, are you crazy? I may be blonde, but I'm not stupid...Mother! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RhondaLea 4 #70 February 10, 2006 QuoteOut of all the people here... You're the one I'd be proud most proud to be related to. (save the I am, of course) Beck, Meet the guy who would be your uncle if I could figure out how to make him my brother. Raist, meet my kid. rlIf you don't know where you're going, you should know where you came from. Gullah Proverb Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GTAVercetti 0 #71 February 10, 2006 QuoteQuoteHmm...You don't want grandchildren? I'd prefer you to wait just a few more years. Trust me. Love, Mom This. Is sound, sound advice. I realize your daughter already knows it, but for anyone else out there.... THIS ADVICE SHOULD BE HEEDED.Why yes, my license number is a palindrome. Thank you for noticing. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RhondaLea 4 #72 February 10, 2006 QuoteQuoteI may be old, but I'm way too young to be a grandmother. Not at all, you are older than me and I have 5 grandkids. Shut up, Mike. If you don't know where you're going, you should know where you came from. Gullah Proverb Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #73 February 10, 2006 Quote Trust me. Love, Mom This is two weeks in a row that I've just happened to tune into the Bonfire for a night of unexpectedly entertaining posts! Blues, Dave (Though I do sympathize on the too young bit. My daughter will be 18 in July. I'll be 37 till December. I'm WAY too young to be a grampa!)"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Beckz70018 0 #74 February 10, 2006 hey mom...? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RhondaLea 4 #75 February 10, 2006 Quotehey mom...? Yes, dear?If you don't know where you're going, you should know where you came from. Gullah Proverb Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
