RhondaLea 4 #1 February 10, 2006 So I was sitting here, minding my own business, when I happened to take a look at "Who's Online." And who do you think I found there? My darling daughter. So. Do I restrain myself? Or do I proceed as usual and prepare myself for the onslaught of "Damn, Mother, you're so embarrassing" that's soon to come? If you don't know where you're going, you should know where you came from. Gullah Proverb Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #2 February 10, 2006 Isn't it the parents job to embarrass their offspringDivot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #3 February 10, 2006 As far as I know, my daughter does not know this site exists. She would probably be able to guess my screenname pretty easily if she did, but DAMN I hope it never comes to that. Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bob.dino 1 #4 February 10, 2006 Hi RL's daughter! There's a very handy 'Search Posts' link above. Use it wisely . Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkyDaemon 0 #5 February 10, 2006 Out of all the people here... You're the one I'd be proud most proud to be related to. (save the I am, of course) -=Raistlinfind / -name jumpers -print; cat jumpers $USER > manifest; cd /dev/airplane; more altitude; make jump; cd /pub; more beer; Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GTAVercetti 0 #6 February 10, 2006 QuoteSo I was sitting here, minding my own business, when I happened to take a look at "Who's Online." And who do you think I found there? My darling daughter. So. Do I restrain myself? Or do I proceed as usual and prepare myself for the onslaught of "Damn, Mother, you're so embarrassing" that's soon to come? Your daughter is on here?! Why yes, my license number is a palindrome. Thank you for noticing. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Keith 0 #7 February 10, 2006 I say if she has the audacity to log on to DZ.com, you should post the most embarrassing things you know about her. I'll bet she stays away from your play ground for a while Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest 1010 #8 February 10, 2006 how old is rl's daughter? yeah yeah I could search for it You can have it good, fast, or cheap: pick two. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rdutch 0 #9 February 10, 2006 Its going to be even worse when everyone finds out how cute your daugter has become. Ray Small and fast what every girl dreams of! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Beckz70018 0 #10 February 10, 2006 Bwahahaha...Now, if I was an evil daughter....Well...Nevermind... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tbrown 26 #11 February 10, 2006 Kid, your mom's really cool. Tell her to take you out to the dropzone some time. Disclaimer: I have two daughters and take them both out to the dropzone, now & then. Rhonda - just do like I do and spray her with Wolf Repellant. Your humble servant.....Professor Gravity ! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RhondaLea 4 #12 February 10, 2006 Down boy. All of you. Especially you. She's 21. And she grew up on a dropzone, so she's totally immune to skydivers. Totally. If you don't know where you're going, you should know where you came from. Gullah Proverb Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GTAVercetti 0 #13 February 10, 2006 QuoteDown boy. All of you. Especially you. She's 21. And she grew up on a dropzone, so she's totally immune to skydivers. Totally. uh huh.Why yes, my license number is a palindrome. Thank you for noticing. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Beckz70018 0 #14 February 10, 2006 I spent alot of time on dropzones...Even lived at Skydive Deland...Yea, I guess my mom's cool...Cool for a parent anyway Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RhondaLea 4 #15 February 10, 2006 QuoteBwahahaha...Now, if I was an evil daughter....Well...Nevermind... Hi honey. Welcome to dropzone.com. And tell Ray that his ass is mine...minced. Oh wait, he's here...you're in trouble now, boy toy. rlIf you don't know where you're going, you should know where you came from. Gullah Proverb Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Beckz70018 0 #16 February 10, 2006 Lol...Why's he in trouble? Well, as long as I'm not in trouble... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GTAVercetti 0 #17 February 10, 2006 ooo, this is good. Let's keep this going. Why yes, my license number is a palindrome. Thank you for noticing. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Keith 0 #18 February 10, 2006 Welcome! Now dish the dirt on the mean old woman who made your life hell Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
legalart 0 #19 February 10, 2006 Well, if the comment about your ex made by your therapist is about her father, then yes maybe a bit-o-trouble. Personally I think its the funniest thing I have ever seen posted in any forum I have ever visited. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rdutch 0 #20 February 10, 2006 QuoteQuote And tell Ray that his ass is mine...minced. Oh wait, he's here...you're in trouble now, boy toy. Be nice to me and I will let you have a say in what we name your grandchild Ray Small and fast what every girl dreams of! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Beckz70018 0 #21 February 10, 2006 Ohhhh, do I have things I could tell...Well..actually, she's not that mean, and not that old...I kept her in check... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites RhondaLea 4 #22 February 10, 2006 QuoteRhonda - just do like I do and spray her with Wolf Repellant. It's hopeless. She's been around skydiving for nearly 11 years. She has also been on several base trips. I'm contemplating sending her over to the Base Zone and setting her loose there to tell some stories. All in all, she has seen the best and worst of skydivers and skydiving. If, at 21 (which is older than some of the people I write to here), she can't handle the wolves, it's too late now. rlIf you don't know where you're going, you should know where you came from. Gullah Proverb Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites GTAVercetti 0 #23 February 10, 2006 I don't care what you do. This interaction makes for good posting. Why yes, my license number is a palindrome. Thank you for noticing. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Beckz70018 0 #24 February 10, 2006 Pffft...I can handle just about anything...and you know I don't take shit from anyone...You taught me that. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Keith 0 #25 February 10, 2006 Quote...Well..actually, she's not that mean, and not that old... How do you expect to garner any sympathy around here with an admission like that? Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 3 4 5 6 Next Page 1 of 19 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0 Go To Topic Listing
Beckz70018 0 #21 February 10, 2006 Ohhhh, do I have things I could tell...Well..actually, she's not that mean, and not that old...I kept her in check... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RhondaLea 4 #22 February 10, 2006 QuoteRhonda - just do like I do and spray her with Wolf Repellant. It's hopeless. She's been around skydiving for nearly 11 years. She has also been on several base trips. I'm contemplating sending her over to the Base Zone and setting her loose there to tell some stories. All in all, she has seen the best and worst of skydivers and skydiving. If, at 21 (which is older than some of the people I write to here), she can't handle the wolves, it's too late now. rlIf you don't know where you're going, you should know where you came from. Gullah Proverb Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GTAVercetti 0 #23 February 10, 2006 I don't care what you do. This interaction makes for good posting. Why yes, my license number is a palindrome. Thank you for noticing. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Beckz70018 0 #24 February 10, 2006 Pffft...I can handle just about anything...and you know I don't take shit from anyone...You taught me that. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Keith 0 #25 February 10, 2006 Quote...Well..actually, she's not that mean, and not that old... How do you expect to garner any sympathy around here with an admission like that? Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
