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I did it for the first time about a year ago. Despite being wildly inefficient, I found the process kind of interesting. It was only the second time I'd been called (the first time I'd already moved out of the jurisdiction when they called me).

Have fun - maybe you'll get something juicy.
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I actually had a pretty OK time a few weeks ago. Are you in Harris Co.? I don't know how it works other places, but if you're juror #18 or up, you won't get picked.

I was #21, so I got to go, but it was way too late to go back to work, so I had to go home. Very nice timing. B|

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I did it for the first time about a year ago. Despite being wildly inefficient, I found the process kind of interesting. It was only the second time I'd been called (the first time I'd already moved out of the jurisdiction when they called me).

Have fun - maybe you'll get something juicy.



I consider it my opportunity to stick it to the man. I'm a true believer in jury nullification. If some poor son of a bitch is charged with an unjust law or the law was administered in an unfair way, then I will take that into account no matter what.

The first time I got called was during the OJ trial and I desperately wanted to get in on a murder trial. I was the last juror picked. Unfortunately, while we were out during arraignment, he changed his plea to guilty and we were dismissed.

Walt

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Once they stopped sending the requests registered mail, you didn't have to go. :)
George Carlin, "I tell them, I'd make a great juror because I can spot a guilty person (snap) just like that."
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I actually had a pretty OK time a few weeks ago. Are you in Harris Co.? I don't know how it works other places, but if you're juror #18 or up, you won't get picked.

I was #21, so I got to go, but it was way too late to go back to work, so I had to go home. Very nice timing. B|



Yep, Harris County.

It works out kind of well because I just found out an old college roommate is in jail. Since it's right next door, hopefully I will be able to visit him.

Good tip on the lucky number 18--thanks!

Walt

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I had a boss once who kept getting called up for jury duty, but the lawyers would always reject him. My boss was this brilliant PhD in Molecular Biology. It seems the last thing the lawyers wanted was a really smart person to be on the jury.

Go figure.:|
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I had a boss once who kept getting called up for jury duty, but the lawyers would always reject him. My boss was this brilliant PhD in Molecular Biology. It seems the last thing the lawyers wanted was a really smart person to be on the jury.

Go figure.:|



I have heard they want dumbasses. I should easily qualify!!!

My observation has been that jury selection is nothing but a mind game during which the prosecutor is trying to psyche out the defendant so he will plead guilty.

You really have to pay attention so you can give them the "right" answers and get picked.

Walt

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I WANT TO KNOW THE TRUTH!!!


YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!!!!


:D:D

Ooooh, this is going to be good!!


Have fun...I think.[:/]:$

Bobbi



I'd love to be on the jury for the trial of some obviously innocent BASE jumper who has wrongfully been charged with criminal tresspass!

Walt

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You really have to pay attention so you can give them the "right" answers and get picked.



From my experience doing jury duty one time, I'd say that's true.

The only time I've had to show up for jury duty I got put in the pool for the penalty phase of a capital murder case. They had all of us fill out a long questionaire that asked our opinions on the death penalty and about our knowledge of the case being tried. For whatever perverse reason, I wanted to be on that jury; although my replies were truthful I did slant them a bit so I'd appear impartial.

It worked. Spent a couple of months sitting on that jury. While I'd rather not do it again, I'm glad I did. It exposed me to the judicial system (something I had little experience with) and to the world of the violent criminal/prison inmate (something I had no experience with). I learned that neither one of them is a world that I ever want to live in...

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From what I hear if you look like you have an education then that can get you tossed in a hurry

Well, good to know. I've been selected twice now in Harris County (would have been a third time, but there was no way I could be impartial, and, well, I really didn't have the time then anyway, so I let them know exactly what I thought :ph34r:).

So -- you sayin' I look uneddicated?:)

Wendy W.
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From what I hear if you look like you have an education then that can get you tossed in a hurry

Well, good to know. I've been selected twice now in Harris County (would have been a third time, but there was no way I could be impartial, and, well, I really didn't have the time then anyway, so I let them know exactly what I thought :ph34r:).

So -- you sayin' I look uneddicated?:)

Wendy W.



No, they were so intensely captivated by your beauty they didn't notice your wisdom.:)
(am I out of trouble now?:))

Walt

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I walked into the Jury room last week. There were 60 of us. Turns out the defendant and his attorney were not getting along well, so the judge was going to appoint a new public defender. We all got sent home. Interesting thing was, not a "person of color" in the place.
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Fortunately, I have my feet on a footrest, so I'm above that which is being slung :ph34r:

Wendy W.
There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown)

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I had an interestign time selecting a jury. Now, for the first time ever, I actually want to be on a jury.

Half of them didn't want to be there. Some of them had some pretty lame excuses. One guy was the worst - he said he was a business owner who couldnt' take time off. he was really bitter about the prospect of being on a jury. Knowing how stupid Plaintiff's case was, I WANTED HIM! I wanted a guy just like that to realize what a waste of time this case and this trial was.

Plaintiff's counsel dismissed him. On the way out he told the attorney, "Smart move." If I'm putting people through this, dammit, I should see what it is like. And it would be great for professional development.


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